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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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Looking for a woman without drama"
....so you are boringly looking for a woman? |
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A Woman that is kind to every one..'
....I probably don't qualify. |
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Are There Any Honest Women Left?"
....you really want the truth? |
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Hmmmm, describe one’s self without creating an unlikely to be read book, or appearing self-absorbed. Okay! "
...those weren't the instructions I got. Hmmmmmm... |
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Show me, Don't tell me.."
....you go first. |
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Looking for a master baiter
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." (.... obvious head injury victim.) |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Sun 04/03/11 08:13 PM
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I'm kinda a big thing....to midgets
I am tired of bar scene.. drinking watered down drinks and inhaling second hand smoke ...I have all of my teeth and hair...no tattoos or disfiguring scars, and complete control of my bodily functions." ....well at my age I can't be too picky. Call me. no, never mind. |
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Seeking that Fairy Tale Relationship"
...hello, I'm the wicked witch of the west. |
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"Life is too short not to enjoy, so..find those that feel the same and start living"
....enjoyment is preferable to torture. Living is preferable to dieing. |
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"I am looking for a woman for dating. If interested, contact me to procure (A) more correct and (B) more complete information to suit your needs. Remember, no one seems to know the ‘real truth’ about oneself or another person irrespective of how strongly we believe in our perceptions. Ultimately, it is the mix of our (1) chemistry, (2) interest in each other, (3) abilities, (4) prejudices (5) inhibitions, and (6) assumptions that will allow us to see ‘our perception’ of the truth about each other. Is it not on what we all base our relationships?"
************* ....um, sorry, (1)I forgot the question, (2)lost my place (3)am confused (4)distracted by your picture in that fabulous mansion (5) feel so inferior (6)forgot what I was thinking. (A)what did you want again? (b) procure what? |
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Life is funny... when you think you have it all figured out everything changes.btw... the 666 hasn't a thing to do with evil or the Devil. It's actually part of my phone number."
...Wow I have the same phone number! |
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"life is about having fun and enjoying the ride.....i want to do everything i can so i have no regerts...theres nothing i wont try once,"
....Sir, your ticket please or you'll have to get off the ride. |
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"Vegetarian
I'm looking for someone to help me live a healthy, happy and secure life." ....go ask your mamma to cook that stuff. |
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I'm a guy that thinks he has a good sense of humor.I'm rather old fashioned and I believe in opening doors for woman."
...how about I open the door and YOU carry the T.V. for a change. |
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not looking just letting things happen"
....a victim in need of an accident. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Sun 04/03/11 08:47 PM
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Looking to be alive again.."
....I have low standards, but I draw the line at dead. |
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could you be loved?"
....my dog loves me.  |
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I'm a practicing astrologer and counselor specializing in emotional healing issues."
....he mends broken hearts. 
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Hi there, I'm a black man seeking a white female, so if you're a black woman, please respect that."
...black women are too much woman for you I guess. 
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looking
i like diesel trucks ,county truck pulls going to the fair movies any thing realy i dont have any goals just to live life one day at a time" ....A man with no goals. Wow. Do you have a job? ....just wondering.  
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