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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9
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Thu 03/31/11 10:13 PM
I am a man who is: compassionate, articulate, intelligent, sensitive, kind and honest. I am professionally accomplished, comfortable with who I am, where I'm at in life and possess strong moral values"


....if that's true you'll think you are too good for me I'm sure.huh

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Thu 03/31/11 10:15 PM
Would you rather be RIGHT or HAPPY?"



....personally I want to be both.smokin

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Thu 03/31/11 10:17 PM
PLEASE-ME
HI. MY PICTURES ARE CURRENT,TAKEN 2010 AND 2009.


....that's not really current.

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Sun 04/03/11 07:20 PM
I'm the kinda man who likes to have fun. I think life should be enjoyed"


....as apposed to the filthy miserable rat race that it is? grumble

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Sun 04/03/11 07:21 PM
I am a very happy person that is enjoying life every day."


...er I'd hate to spoil that for ya.

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Sun 04/03/11 07:22 PM
Just a Lonely Old Man
Hopefully the caption got your attention, but it's the truth. It's been almost 2 years since I've even had a date"


....oh now I really feel bad. Try 10 years.laugh

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Sun 04/03/11 07:24 PM
A little conversation a little red wine.."


....how about, get me drunk and I'll talk your ear off.

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Sun 04/03/11 07:25 PM
enjoy life one day at a time.."

....I want two days at a time.:angry:

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Sun 04/03/11 07:26 PM
Looking for my Partner.."


....how long has she been missing?

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Sun 04/03/11 07:27 PM
Just Looking Around.."



....there's nothing to see here, just keep moving.

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Sun 04/03/11 07:28 PM
Here is were we talk about who we see in the mirror and who we interpret ourselves to be.."


....you go first, my story would involved multiple personalities.

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Sun 04/03/11 07:29 PM
Enthusiastic-Fun-Life Lover !


...I'm not chasing you around the desk anymore.

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Sun 04/03/11 07:31 PM
"for those that keep asking ... what i have ...as of 3/31 ive got $759 in my wallet 30k in unsecured credit w/85 % available family assets of 2.5 mil all in real estate rentals .and a small Dick"


....Oh I thought you said a small duck.

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Sun 04/03/11 07:32 PM

spontaneous enough to get together now
..my hobbies are people and my goals are to continue to get along with people..."



...strange hobby. How many people have you... er.... collected?scared


rofl

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Sun 04/03/11 07:36 PM
Looking and thinking
Just trying to figure out what to do with life. All the kids are grown and gone and I am ready to travel and enjoy. "


...Looks like you've already done it.

Why do people spend the best part of their lives raising kids and working and then when they are too old to enjoy life, they want to travel and "enjoy?"

So what has your life been up until this point? Horrible?

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Sun 04/03/11 07:38 PM

"for those that keep asking ... what i have ...as of 3/31 ive got $759 in my wallet 30k in unsecured credit w/85 % available family assets of 2.5 mil all in real estate rentals .and a small Dick"


....Oh I thought you said a small duck.



OMG!...so funny!...laugh laugh

Wants a woman who wants him for his money, not his pen i s?noway



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Sun 04/03/11 07:39 PM
**PLEASE READ MY PROFILE IN IT'S ENTIRITY BEFORE CONTACTING ME. YOU MAY WANT TO MOVE TO THE NEXT GUY AFTERWARDS**


...no, I think I'll move on after this opening sentence.smokin

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Sun 04/03/11 07:41 PM
One of my passions is the ocean. Fishing, cruising,camping are some of the things I like to do on the water. "


...Excuse me I'm seasick..sick

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Sun 04/03/11 07:43 PM
I am a humorous looking individual that does not live with his mother, has a car, a job and does not do drugs. "


....does that mean you're funny looking? I want to see a picture.

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Sun 04/03/11 07:45 PM
"I believe in commitment and can love unconditionally with constant faith and trust. "


...unconditionally means unconditionally.

...Okay, what if I hate commitment, and lie and cheat?



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