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Topic: Why did the bird fall out of the tree?
freakyshiki2009 Joined Sun 02/27/11 Posts: 902	Thu 03/31/11 01:26 PM
Because it was dead.

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Thu 03/31/11 01:46 PM


tweetum Joined Wed 09/22/10 Posts: 67	Thu 03/31/11 01:47 PM
because someone shot that poor bird...

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Thu 03/31/11 02:24 PM
Alkaseltzer!

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Thu 03/31/11 03:25 PM
A ballad to this poor bird set to the intro of Jimmy Hendrix Purple Haze "chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp your dead"

Rfah Joined Tue 03/29/11 Posts: 88	Thu 03/31/11 04:11 PM
Eerr ... because the earth moved for her?

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 03/31/11 04:30 PM
This may be the worst joke I have heard in quite a while.

TheCaptain Joined Wed 09/06/06 Posts: 44412	Thu 03/31/11 08:15 PM
Why did the little girl fall off the swingset??? She had no arms.

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Thu 03/31/11 08:45 PM
What's 15" long and makes mothers scream? Crib death! Now I shall grab some popcorn and wait.

ajagirl Joined Wed 10/20/10 Posts: 2256	Fri 04/01/11 04:47 AM
Because he tried to do an acrobat..,lol

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