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| Topic: The Meaning of Mens Names | |
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Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Able - totally useless. Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene. Adolph - uses very clever humour which nobody else laughs at. Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons. Ahsan - seems to have a lot of money, doesn't like spending it. Aidan - Quiet, shy, and yet the girls love him. Aiden - Quiet, shy and yet the boys love him. Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women. Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat. Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet. Andres - women adore him, a shame he prefers goats. Andrew - Intelligent yet not as much as he thinks, severely stuck up . Andy - One of the boys, always the first one up for a dare/pint/curry/moon. Angelo - Womaniser as a hobby, will eventually settle down with a boyfriend. Anton - Enjoys life, maybe enjoys food a little too much? Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much. Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee. Archie - fun loving guy, but not too bright. Arnold - puts on a brave face, but never gets the breaks. Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate. Ashley - Secretly shy, yet a very good actor. Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed. Bailey - puts up too many walls and never lets anyone inside. Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody. Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung. Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot. Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games. Bernard - enjoys gardening, real ale, and facial hair. Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him ... he's wrong. Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his fingers. Bobby - very blokey, can only talk about cars and imaginary girlfriends. Brad - short and squat, has bad breath. Bradley - snobbish yet has no idea what personal hygiene is. Braden - Drop out and doesn't care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds. Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Not very academic. Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time. Brendon - doesn't do anything, complete waste of space. Brent - class 'A' knob, and yet still manages to get the girls. Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him. Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy. Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell. Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name. Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce. Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week. Byard - Delusional neurotic, but amusing during his more sane periods. Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive. Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini. Cameron - Australian. Big muscles. Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex. Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him! Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive. Casey - quiet, spends a lot of time wearing his sisters clothes. Chad - Good looking jock - only found in American movies, no real person has this name. Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together. Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too. Christen - so straight he won't even hold his own dick in the bathroom. Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive. Christopher - bit of a Mommy's boy and always will be. Chuck - Heavy on testosterone, light on brains. Clarence - Too shy to come out of the closet. Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problems with 'jail-bait'. Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial. Clive - train spotter ... dull as ditch water Cole - nice, funny, and very stupid. Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings. Connor - thick as 2 short planks, but can be amusing to watch. Conor - arrogant, just assumes that the world owes him a living. Cory - funny but ugly, probably end up running a fashion magazine. Craig - tries to fit in - he never does. Crispin - Ugly homosexual. Fancies himself. Successful Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance. Cyrus - Big and loud, often forgets to bathe. Dale - effeminate and yet strangely attractive to the ladies. Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way. Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way. Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics. Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky women's underwear beneath them. Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid. Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice. Darrell - bit of an outsider, but knows a lot of secrets. Darren - large, quiet, gentle and always smiling. Darwyn - exercises too much, favorite word Ug Daryl - pompous and overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands. Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker. David - kinda quiet and shy, but alright when you get to know him. Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick. Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot. Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection. Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex. Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody. Don - dickhead, nobody likes him. Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts. Drew - bad-assed loser who never shuts up. Duffy - has his brains in his trousers, everything he does is aimed at getting himself sex. Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago. Dylan - horny. bastard, who can't sing. Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name. Earl - parents dressed him in cowboy gear, now he just wants to ride. Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole. Eddy - old fashioned and probably too polite to get too much sex. Edgar - serious 'suck-up' to the boss, brown-noser. Edward - would rather bath naked with his team mates than with a girl. Elis - would rather make model airplanes than have sex. Elliott - full of himself. Eric - has many anecdotes about the past. Erwin - bit of a gossip, all the girls like him but only as a friend. Ethan - used in hospitals when the anesthetist isn't in. Eugine - the guy everyone tries to avoid in the bar. Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient. Fernando - what he loses in size he makes up for in enthusiasm and stamina. Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt. Frank - single helix DNA and it shows. Fraser - sucks pigs ***** & swallows the lot. Frederick / Fred / Freddie - wants to rule the world. Loves women Fritz - Loves playing games. Never wins. Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Can't play rugby. Garon - Big, gentle, and not very bright. Gary - drug addict but willing to share. Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands. Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men. Gene - cheerful soul, likes to dance. Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace. Geoffrey - a tad anal, but dresses well and looks okay. George - barman who drinks more than he serves. Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat. Gilbert - Morris dancer, collects antique sweet wrappers. Gilleathain - Scottish zombie back from the dead to continue scaring sheep. Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. Good teacher. Crap in bed. Glyn - not really into boys or girls, but fond of sheep. Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy. Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex. Graham - will screw anything that moves. Grahame - thinks he's better than other Grahams because he has an extra 'e'. Grant - Short and ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything. Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself. Gregor - Head of his own secret society for world domination. Guy - Fun to be with but only just manages to stay the right side of psychotic. Harry - Good at sport. Women love him. Blokes hate him. Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs. Haydn - tries hard, succeeds rarely. Heinz - Likes variety in his life. In his fifties. Overweight. Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull ... likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher. Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography. Howell - sings too much, hasn't got the voice for it. Hugh - pretends he's posh, he isn't. Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing. Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies. Izzy - circumcised, but they threw away the wrong bit. Jacob - serious and studious and boring. Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk. Jamie - Devious scum of the earth. James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonnaise and is decidedly flatulent. Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying. Loves himself totally and has lots of mirrors. Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition. Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. Which is a problem because he has bad breath. Jaz - Loud and annoying but seems to do well with the ladies. Jed - Good looking, fun, and not very bright (but thinks he is) Jeff - really ugly. Jerome - gay, but very unhappy. Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is. Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on. Jack - stupid but hot to the ladies, one of the lads. Jeremiah - very clever, very dull. Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much. Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn't always get up for it. Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual Joel - arse. John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals. Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin. Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual. Jonathan - think he's good - he's ****. Looks in the mirror too much. Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Hung like a wildebeest. Jorge - talks slowly, dresses down, and yet nice. Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites. Josh - full of himself, fun. Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose. Junior - Not very clever, but good at football. Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight. Kain - one of the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up. Kasey - has a knack of getting girls far better than anyone would expect. Keegan - always has a bit of his last meal displayed on his clothes. Keiran - Good looking, clever and popular ... surely he must be gay? Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes. Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his dick! Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse. Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be. Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he's not pretty enough. Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay. Kurt - can kick anyone's arse. Kyle - couch potato who eats too many cornchips. Lance - appears to be heterosexual, but no-ones really sure. Larry - cute, but a wannabe player with big arse. Laurey - short and funny looking. Lawrence - one of the lads, but very opinionated. Lee - much too pretty to be a bloke, that's why he stuffs socks down the front of his trousers. Leo - Thinks he's a real man's man, but cries at any slightly sad film scene. Les - Jovial in a loud way, dressed in a loud way. Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty. Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Welsh Liam - loud mouthed arsehole. Louis - strange bloke but the ladies find him intriguing. Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold. Lucas - pretty boy, more attractive to blokes than women. Luke - seems to be sweet. Lyndon - good dresser and knows it, very vain. Madison - so far up his own arse there's no room for his boyfriend. Malcolm - tall man with a tendency to lose his trousers, but only in male company. Marc - Quiet and troubled, stands in the corner at parties. Mario - loves his food and is expanding rapidly. Marion - tough guy, has to be with a name like that. Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman wants him. Marko - Smart guy, very quick, particularly in bed. Marshall - Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an android! Martin - Stud. Loves himself. Would make a good lawyer. Marvin - hilarious, life and soul of the party, shame he smells faintly of urine. Matthew - serious type, enjoys filing things. Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of ****. Matty - Life and soul of the party, could get a corpse dancing. Medan - Not too bright on the surface but with hidden depths. Menno - built like a horse. Will only do it doggy-style. Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like to work too hard. Sexual deviant Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse. Mike - strong silent type with a talent for finding excellent web sites. Mintesh - boy racer, the arsehole who drives with the stereo too loud and the windows down even though it's cold! Miriam - screwed up, parents never even gave him a chance. Mitchell - big bloke, sweats a lot, usually pure alcohol. Mohammed - small penis, but still really enjoys playing with it. Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb. Neil - sweet and will do anything in the world for you, great in bed but only on his own. Niall - works tirelessly undercover for the government, good at keeping secrets. Nick - enjoys basic sex but can't get past the missionary position. Nigel - wannabe librarian, gets an erection if he's in the same room as a woman Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes. Oliver - likes men but is in denial. Oscar - complete loser, hated by his parents. Otis - much prefers food to women. Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs. Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk. Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays. Pave - Changed name. Previously known as Perv!!! Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative. Philip - homophobic, image conscious twat, likes to screw poodles. Poe - body odour problem that nobody will tell him about. Ramsey - thinks he's posh but is actually a knob. Raymond - doesn't like to be called Ray because it sounds too 'straight'. Regan - strong tough and butch, treats his boyfriends nice though. Rehan - Spends a lot of time hanging around outside schools. Rene - Thinks he's a bit of a playboy, in reality more of a plough-boy. Reynaud - enjoys big gestures and likes to be talked about. Rhys - Overbearing, arrogant control freak. Richard - hasn't seen his feet or his penis in years, very fat. Ricky - Tending to fat and smelly, not exactly popular. Rikki - see above, but can't even spell. Rob - constantly watches porn. Robert - Serious type, or put another way he's as dull as ditch water Robin - Ugly and not very bright, probably a teacher. Rocco - South American drug-lord, likes goats. Roger - acts like a wanker when drunk ... Permanently drunk! Ron - Big tough bloke with a soft spot for babies and kittens. Rory - men are only nice to him so they can talk to his sister. Ross - A geek role-model, happiest watching steam trains or chatting about them on line. Roy - total loser and computer genius. Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud. Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole. Pantomime dame Ryan - short and stout, but popular. Sam - wannabe sex machine. Sandeep - complete anorak, owns a metal detector. Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in reality a dipstick. Scott - has serious disabilities. Likes winter sports Sean - has small deformed testicles and no friends. Sebastian - enjoys dressing up, well groomed, but a bit old-fashioned Sergio - all round genuine nice bloke. Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor. Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs. Shannon - like the, river wet and full of ****. Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him. Shawn - small and tidy, often overlooked. Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks. Sonny - thinks he's tough and proves it with young girls and boys. Spencer - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on. Stephen - Mommy's boy. Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster Taylor - Gay, gay, gay, gay .... Ted - In denial, but quite obviously gay to everyone that meets him. Terry - small and wiry with a nasty temper. Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is. Toby - best blow ever. Todd - impeccably dressed, wears a suit to bed. Tom - cool but can be very arrogant. Tomas - part-druid, likes to dance round things naked. Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. Tendency to megalomania Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found. Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy. Tristen - likes to get his own way, prone to tantrums and sulks. Troy - cute and popular. Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay mustache, but nobody dares tell him. Ty - small and kind of shriveled. Usman - Trustworthy and dependable and seriously boring. Var - adventurous type, can't sit quietly and so is very annoying. Venedikt - cool good looking type with a tendency to wear shades indoors. Victor - megalomaniac with cross-dressing tendencies. Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop halfway for a rest. Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste. Warwick - reliable, strong and caring (and a bit boring). Wasim - Good at sport. Likes bondage. Intelligent. Warren - cool, homosexual guy, tends to be a bit of a tramp. Wayde - likes to be in charge, but couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery. Wayne - wayne-ker! Wesley - great guy and easy to not notice. Will - wishes he were popular. William - not very tall, but ultra-cool. Wolf - Prefers sex doggy Style. Is seriously delusional. Yass - a celebrity on his own planet but quite the opposite here. Zach - sweet and polite and twisted. Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted. Zane - thinks he's so very cool, but then he always gets everything wrong.  
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Venedikt - cool good looking type with a tendency to wear shades indoors.
hmmm...Venedickt Erofeev was nothing like that.  
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Matthew - serious type, enjoys filing things.
True... the "Enjoys filling things" part can be taken in a few ways... |
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I'm not fat, I'm just big boner-ed!
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Todd - LMAO! almost spot on! Love my brother but sheesh!
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...My name isn`t on there
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...My name isn`t on there ... Wanna bet? 
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...My name isn`t on there ... Wanna bet? |
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...My name isn`t on there ... Wanna bet? There ya go.
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...My name isn`t on there ... Wanna bet? There ya go.  aww
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