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Topic: Whats your Phase, Quote or Saying for the day ?
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Sun 05/29/11 06:12 PM

How About This ....Of all days, the day on which one has not laughed is the one most surely wasted.....Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others........An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.....Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.....A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife or Girlfriend will give you for free.....It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives...waving :banana: :thumbsup: what's your Phase, Quote or Saying for the day? cheers


I LOVE all of that sweety

thanks!

my favorites are the the standbys

I hope you get the chance to live like u were dieing, love like there is no tomorrow

and for everything there is a time and a purpose under heaven

decide with your heart, and love with all ya got

might not get to love again

when u find love never ever let it go

tell the people you love that u love them everyday- any day could be your last or theirs (even tho we don't like to think about it - my mom's death made me think like that)

it is the small devotions, day to day, that change the world

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Sun 05/29/11 06:13 PM

"Dont sweat the petty...

pet the sweaty". hehe.


ummm

I'd rather pet the showeredlaugh

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Sun 05/29/11 07:39 PM

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no ****ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile?

Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that **** up in 2 seconds.

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh ****, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you *******!"


laugh

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Sun 05/29/11 07:45 PM
Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it :wink:

fireflysgirl's photo
Mon 05/30/11 06:22 AM

Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it :wink:


^^one of my favorites!


"I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it." ~Maya Angelou

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Mon 05/30/11 06:30 AM
It's better to have love(d) music than to have never loved at all - James Hetfield (Metallica)

laugh It rules \m/

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Mon 05/30/11 07:02 AM
It is true we have won all our wars, but we have paid for them. We don’t want victories anymore.

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Mon 05/30/11 07:04 AM
To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don’t be.

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Mon 05/30/11 07:09 AM
Those nuts that burn their bras and walk around all disheveled and hate men? They’re crazy. Crazy.

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Mon 05/30/11 08:57 AM
the best way to avoid hurting feelings or having feelings hurt is to give others credit for having as much 'sense' as you do

until/unless they prove otherwise,,,

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Mon 05/30/11 09:55 AM
Any job big or small...do it right or don't do it at all. And once the job has begun...do not stop until it's done! laugh <from a good friend of mine>

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Mon 05/30/11 11:30 AM
Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.

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Mon 05/30/11 11:49 AM
I can't claim to know the words of all the national anthems in the world, but I don't know of any other that ends with a question and a challenge as ours does: Does that flag still wave o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave? That is what we must all ask.
~Ronald Reagan


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Mon 05/30/11 11:51 AM
You are what you believe you are. Humans are powerful magicians. You have the power to make yourself what you are right now, but it's not your reasoning mind that controls your power; it's what you believe. ~ don Miguel Ruiz

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Mon 05/30/11 06:17 PM
I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate...

Hello?... hello... hello...

Echo... echo... echo...

Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota... rofl

-Ted Striker from ''Airplane''

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Mon 05/30/11 07:12 PM


"Dont sweat the petty...

pet the sweaty". hehe.


ummm

I'd rather pet the showeredlaugh


Ok fine...:thumbsup:

but it doesnt have the same ring to it.spock

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Mon 05/30/11 07:23 PM
"Mr. Owl ate my metal worm."


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Mon 05/30/11 07:31 PM

"Mr. Owl ate my metal worm."




Excuse me, bartender...

ill have whatever Lex is having.

Thanks.

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Mon 03/12/12 08:34 AM
honestly i don't remember putting this out here wow i been away so long now thats bad i forgot:)

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Mon 03/12/12 01:03 PM
"When life gives you lemons. Slap life in the face and demand lemonade!"

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