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this guy nudge me
and i was reading his profile and this is what showed up i thought he is insane  My first choice: looking for self-absorbed, damaged, female. Must be immature and irresponsible. Extremely low sex drive a bonus! No skills, background, or success required. If you are looking for someone to make empty promises to, and like to blame others for your failures, write me now! Are you unable to make a commitment? Then I'm the man for you! I'm looking for an unavailable woman for a long, painful, and frustrating relationship. No time or energy required. I'll do all the work!!! Call anytime...day or night; I'll be waiting...my life is unimportant compared to your needs! If you don't t quite fit that profile, then my second choice is:I would like to meet an intelligent, witty, and attractive woman who is not interested in playing games. One who believes that kissing is an art(like making love to ones mouth). Oh, she should also like to laugh - even at me. My third choice: You are a gazzilionaire. . If you happen to write, please indicate if you are my first, second, or third choice. Just so I'll know. |
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Sarcasm at it's best. It is hilarious...
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ummmm
no thanks while I understand the attempt at humor I don't think his attitude would be compatible w/ mine |
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OMG!! I love it!!!!
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I have a question. Who doesn't like to laugh? I mean seriously. Thats like me saying I want to date someone who is alive.
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I love it.
It got your attention. Not boring. Got his point across well. I give it a 10. 
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I love it! |
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I have a question. Who doesn't like to laugh? I mean seriously. Thats like me saying I want to date someone who is alive. picky |
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I love it. It got your attention. Not boring. Got his point across well. I give it a 10. just me I guess it really rubs me the wrong way - I kinda see it as a waste of words that could be used better to describe himself for real and would be concerned he plays games but it is interesting to see that the rest of u find it amusing...always knew I was different |
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I love it. It got your attention. Not boring. Got his point across well. I give it a 10. just me I guess it really rubs me the wrong way - I kinda see it as a waste of words that could be used better to describe himself for real and would be concerned he plays games but it is interesting to see that the rest of u find it amusing...always knew I was different Don't get me wrong I wouldn't date the guy. But I would go to his comedy show. |
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Hey I read that one the other day. LOL
His attempt at humor is defintiely unique |
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I love it. It got your attention. Not boring. Got his point across well. I give it a 10. just me I guess it really rubs me the wrong way - I kinda see it as a waste of words that could be used better to describe himself for real and would be concerned he plays games but it is interesting to see that the rest of u find it amusing...always knew I was different Don't get me wrong I wouldn't date the guy. But I would go to his comedy show. Oh JB...I love the way you think! |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Mon 05/16/11 09:59 PM
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I love it. It got your attention. Not boring. Got his point across well. I give it a 10. just me I guess it really rubs me the wrong way - I kinda see it as a waste of words that could be used better to describe himself for real and would be concerned he plays games but it is interesting to see that the rest of u find it amusing...always knew I was different Don't get me wrong I wouldn't date the guy. But I would go to his comedy show. Oh JB...I love the way you think! Actually his first choice almost describes me.  |"Are you unable to make a commitment? Then I'm the man for you! I'm looking for an unavailable woman for a long, painful, and frustrating relationship"| I would make his life a living hell.  He said: "..my life is unimportant compared to your needs! " He sounds like the kind of man that would put up with me. LOL Or else just a pathetic stalker. (Of course he was joking...) |
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this guy nudge me and i was reading his profile and this is what showed up i thought he is insane My first choice: looking for self-absorbed, damaged, female. Must be immature and irresponsible. Extremely low sex drive a bonus! No skills, background, or success required. If you are looking for someone to make empty promises to, and like to blame others for your failures, write me now! Are you unable to make a commitment? Then I'm the man for you! I'm looking for an unavailable woman for a long, painful, and frustrating relationship. No time or energy required. I'll do all the work!!! Call anytime...day or night; I'll be waiting...my life is unimportant compared to your needs! If you don't t quite fit that profile, then my second choice is:I would like to meet an intelligent, witty, and attractive woman who is not interested in playing games. One who believes that kissing is an art(like making love to ones mouth). Oh, she should also like to laugh - even at me. My third choice: You are a gazzilionaire. . If you happen to write, please indicate if you are my first, second, or third choice. Just so I'll know. I think this guy is being serious. |
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I love it! |
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I love it. It got your attention. Not boring. Got his point across well. I give it a 10. just me I guess it really rubs me the wrong way - I kinda see it as a waste of words that could be used better to describe himself for real and would be concerned he plays games but it is interesting to see that the rest of u find it amusing...always knew I was different I don't think there's anything better than a person with a good sense of humor!! I'm willing to bet if we were to meet this guy we'd find him to be very nice & well spoken. I can just imagine this guy reading this thread chuckleing & rolling on the floor laughing at all the comments!! Come out, come out where ever you are!!!!! |
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i think im gonna copy and paste that for my profile, hes a ****ing genious
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i think it is funny
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I would be his first choice.
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I love it. It got your attention. Not boring. Got his point across well. I give it a 10. just me I guess it really rubs me the wrong way - I kinda see it as a waste of words that could be used better to describe himself for real and would be concerned he plays games but it is interesting to see that the rest of u find it amusing...always knew I was different I don't think there's anything better than a person with a good sense of humor!! I'm willing to bet if we were to meet this guy we'd find him to be very nice & well spoken. I can just imagine this guy reading this thread chuckleing & rolling on the floor laughing at all the comments!! Come out, come out where ever you are!!!!! even though i feel its crazy you do have to laugh for this world can be considered insane at times LOL i knew a guy that would often joke but he also hide his pain that way which you could tell. he had a great sense of humor just like this guy even though some can be insecure |
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