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Topic: A joke for MEN only
manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sat 07/16/11 06:30 PM
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of **** in there.. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21367	Sat 07/16/11 06:33 PM
OOOOOOhhhhh. Funny. But I'm gonna get my popcorn when da wemens read this one.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sat 07/16/11 06:34 PM
OOOOOOhhhhh. Funny. But I'm gonna get my popcorn when da wemens read this one. I aint skeert

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Sat 07/16/11 06:56 PM
Mano I am going to kick yout butt in the Biotch thread.

Dragoness Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 23320	Sat 07/16/11 07:00 PM
Sick mentality on those jokes. The men who think they are funny should identify themselves so the women can then know who not to mess with.

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Sat 07/16/11 07:07 PM


Jason086 Joined Mon 06/06/11 Posts: 381	Sat 07/16/11 11:01 PM
thats all true..!! Nice one, budd

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 07/16/11 11:08 PM
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of **** in there.. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. You missed one...... Why do divorce lawyers charge so much????? They're worth it!!!!! disclaimer The above post does not necessarily represent the thoughts and convictions of the poster..... All hate mail should be forwarded to manO.......

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 07/17/11 04:18 AM
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of **** in there.. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. You missed one...... Why do divorce lawyers charge so much????? They're worth it!!!!! disclaimer The above post does not necessarily represent the thoughts and convictions of the poster..... All hate mail should be forwarded to manO....... thanks alot, gearhead

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 07/17/11 08:35 AM
Come on outa the dark ages manO

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 07/17/11 08:42 AM
Come on outa the dark ages manO who needs a meaningful relationship ?

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 07/17/11 08:44 AM
Come on outa the dark ages manO who needs a meaningful relationship ? who needs an unconscious date?

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 07/17/11 09:01 AM
Come on outa the dark ages manO who needs a meaningful relationship ? who needs an unconscious date? me

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joy4gud Joined Sun 06/05/11 Posts: 3172	Thu 07/21/11 04:23 AM
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of **** in there.. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. whatever..., al i know is that men can't live without women, we are your better-half.