My cat keeps on saying the same thing. Or at least it sounds that way to me.

Why should he say anything new?
You can't figure out the old stuff..

I just thought it would make for some more interesting dinner conversation.

Well, NOT making him sit upright and wear
a tuxedo might help.

I thought we would have a formal dinner.

You forget;

You do not have a cat living in your home.

You are living in a cats home.

And it's the guests responsibility to learn the native language.

You're right. I think this cat is territorial. I try my best not to step on it. It has taken to sleeping in the bathroom sink and putting its cat dish on the dryer was a wise decision. No matter how fast it tries to eat it can't compete with the German Labrador and its long tongue. I had to laugh when the dog licked the cat as the dog was eating its food. The cat has learned something from the dog though. I noticed the cat was eating the Pedigree dog food out of the dog's dish. I guess the cat likes Pedigree dog food as well as it likes Nine Lives cat food. It is getting a lot less finicky thanks to the dog.

Hmmmm.
(1) It does not grasp cat talk.
(2) It showers with the Lab.
(3) It eats dog food.

Dude, when last did you have
your eyes examined?