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THAT IS NOT MY BROADCAST ENGINEER!!

THATS MY BABIES DADDY!!



I knew you couldnt hide forever!!



"Hey a$$hole, wheres my money???

"Gerbers" aint free,

ya know?!?!?".


*The camera man screaming*

OMG, GO TO COMMERCIAL!!! QUICK!!















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Dear Luvstorockanrollerby;

As you know I used to go out with a girl from Bum Phuck Egypt, but I dumped her like a used Brawny paper towel cause she was a bum phuck.
Now she is calling me every day trying to get me to send her things
she hears advertised on your show. What should I do?

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I say,

send her the "Stayfree" WITH WINGS,

and tell her, that if she puts them on,

she can fly, by jumping off of a bridge,

or a tall building!










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Dear Luvstorockanrollerby:

If your broadcast engineer is your baby's daddy,
then is this your baby?

Dear Dr Luv,

It's been awhile but I promised myself to start dating this summer.

Can you postpone summer, I'm not ready.

Thanks,
Avid listener

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No.

This is...



Dont judge.
















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IF I COULD POSTPONE SUMMER,

DO YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE THIS STINKING JOB,

SITTING HERE ALL DAY LONG,

AND ANSWERING LAME A$$ QUESTIONS,

LIKE THIS ONE,

FOR PENNIES??????










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Ok, here's a dime. I tipped you, you should see what a dime will get you in the bar!

Dear Luvstorockanrollerby:

Please do not postpone Summer.




I have been waiting months to see her.

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!










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Hey Luv2roknrollerderby,

I just bought a Dodge Dakota, but it only has a 4 cylinder in it. Do you think I should drop a Ford 302 that I have laying around in it, or would all my Chevys still laugh at it?

Dear Luvstorockanrollerby:

If your baby's daddy is a rooster, then did he leave you because he was being henpecked?

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Well,

I AM a Chevy gal,

(except for the Shelby Ford "Cobra",

which features an all-aluminium, V10 engine, displacing 6.4 litres. It is capable of producing 645 horsepower (481 kW) at 6,750rpm and 501 foot-pounds force (679 N·m) of torque at 5,500rpm, making the engine one of the most powerful built by Ford. The engine red-lines at 6,800 rpm, and Ford claims it is capable of reaching 267 miles per hour (430 km/h), though it is electronically limited to 100 mph (160 km/h).

The double-overhead-cam cylinder heads and cylinders are fed by port fuel injection and racing-derived velocity stacks that are just visible within the hood scoop. For a low hood line, the throttles are a slide-plate design. The lubrication system is the dry-sump type, which relocates oil from underneath the engine to a remote tank..........................










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Ummmmm, yeah.

(Nothing like having YOUR post come back to haunt you. hehehe.)














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Dear luvstorockanrollby,

I have to go into the dentist on Wednesday to get a couple of my back teeth pulled now my dentist is handsome however having his fingers in my mouth is I would rather have something else in my mouth like a lollipop Now if pulling my teeth I know is going to hurt the pain the blood, a liquid diet all day I am going to say the big F word if he f!cks up, I don't think he will f1ck up, so my question is how do I deal with the anxiety issues with this procedure please enlighten me. god I am scared

Dear Luvstorockanrollerby:

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Oh! Oh! Wait! I know the answer to this one!

It was the ....ummm....errr. Ahem. Carry on! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.