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Topic: Man on bus gets arrested...
boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Thu 01/12/12 11:32 AM
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 yea.........rs old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a candy sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, " Williams Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it." The case was dismissed...lol

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I don't care who ya are.............. That's Funny....right thar!!!!!

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Good one Boone!

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now this is funny! Lolololol

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one more

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EPIC

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What is blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding his breath.....

mssilverfox Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 10529	Sat 01/14/12 02:18 PM
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 yea.........rs old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a candy sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, " Williams Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it." The case was dismissed.. OMG, how funny! Great one Boone

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ROFLMAO!!!! I might be late, but this is still FUNNY AS HELL!!! Down to the CORE funny!!!