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Sat 08/31/13 02:51 PM
Tell us when you do

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Sat 08/31/13 02:24 PM
None yet

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Sat 08/31/13 02:24 PM
No.

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Sat 08/31/13 02:18 PM
Word.

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Sat 08/31/13 02:14 PM
I read this and laughed. I myself prefer to chat. Lol

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Sat 08/31/13 02:07 PM
Its ok. Down to earth.

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Sun 12/09/12 09:36 AM
O I doubt that

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Sun 12/09/12 04:17 AM
Thanks

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Sat 12/08/12 11:51 PM
Hehehehehheheheheheheheh thanks babe,been a while

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Sat 12/08/12 11:41 PM
At dinner,a little boy was ordred to lead in prayer by his father. Boy:I don't know how to pray. Dad:just pray for your family members,neighbours,friends and the poor. There lord, he started, thank you for our visitors and their children who finished all my cookies and ice cream,bless them so they won't come again.forgive our neighbours son who removed my sisters cloth and wrestled with her on her bed yesterday,this coming christmas pls send cloths to all those poor naked ladies on my daddys black berry phone and provide shelter to all those homeless men who use mommys room when dad is at work. Amem. Hehehe. What would u have done if he was your son?

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Sat 12/08/12 11:02 PM
Girlfriend giving house direction to her boyfriend. Come to the front gate of my appartment where u droped me last time,look for flat 9A,you will find a lift to your left,hit 9 with your elbow. Hit the door with your elbow and ill get the door for you.ok babe, found your flat but why using my elbow? Girl screams, o my God! Don't tell me u coming empty handed?

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Sat 12/08/12 10:45 PM
A small boy walks into the room and catches his mum topless. Mummy mummy,what are those he asked pointing to her breasts. Well son, these are baloons,and when u die they inflate and floats u up to heaven. Incredibly he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied.two days later while his mother is making tea,he rushes into the kitchen, mommy mommy anut eliza is dying, how do u mean says the mum,well she is out in the garden shed lying on the floor, both her baloons are out and dad keeps blowing them up and she keeps yelling, God am coming am coming. Lol

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Sat 12/08/12 10:24 PM
Girlfriend called her boyfriend........... Honey, where are you? Boyfriend replies,am at the bank.GF:o honey I need 300 bucks to buy a new dress,70bucks for my nails and 100 to make my hair. BF replies, sorry I meant am at the bank, bank of the river. Do u want fish?

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Tue 11/20/12 11:17 AM
fOLLOW BIBLE INSTRUCTIONS.. Specially no sex.

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Mon 11/19/12 05:35 PM
lol.. Did it work?

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Mon 11/19/12 05:25 PM


I knew someone that met someone from Africa and she held the relationship for 3 years, sent him money, were gonna get married. Then the day she was to fly over there he ended the relationship after the thousands she sent him..just saying..


Rule no1: Never send a dime no matter how generousity runs in your family lineage!


Rule no2: If the guy younger, the probability he is for real is 1/20

1/60

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Mon 11/19/12 05:20 PM
where i come from we cook at home. Eating out is if you go out on dates or meetings or just hang out with friends. Can stay a whole year not eating out..

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Sun 11/11/12 06:28 AM
hmmm.. But come to think of it. Does it matter? These are people you dont even know, will never meet. I mean who cares what they say? Its just written words.

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Thu 11/08/12 01:58 PM
HUMILITY..

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Thu 11/08/12 03:34 AM
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