You can't be an Air Traffic Controller
past the age of 34. (Begin training by then.)

So, sigh, I will never be guiding planes
to safe landings.

Still kinda pissy about that.

I can't stand rude people even if they are older then me

I can't stand people that have to make fun of every single person that don't look like em

I can't stand well lets just say i can't stand one person cause well i can't stand ( an no it not a mingle person lol)

I can't do whatever I don't try.

I won't go on a roof again

I won't go back out with an ex

I won't eat bacon... or any other pork product for that matter

I won't eat oysters or lima beans...

I won't bungee jump....( I would end up with two black eyes)

I won't EVER like getting needles...unless I get a tattoo out of it!

And I won't grow any taller, either!!

I can't break dance like I did as a teenager. (I was pretty good and even won a break dance fight at a dance club)...Oh crap...I said that out loud.

I can't stand progressive christian country music. (A guy at work loves that crap)

I can't speak Chinese. Spent 6 months trying to learn and the only thing that stuck is Ni How Ma (how are you) and Wu Ie Ni (I love you)

I can't get over my sexual fantasies of the chicks from Gilligan's Island. (they were sooooooo hawt)

Same here, brother.

Along that tangent....let me throw a shout out to "Bewitched" and "Scooby Doo" and "I dream of Jeanie"...I am honestly suprized that I didn't actually yank my pecker off back in the day.....cause I tried.

Well, you could ask for volunteers from mingle2. Sometimes you just have to get in there and try.



So you were the one that started that Velma fan club! I never would have guessed you were so into giant orange turtlenecks and knee socks krupa.

Velma was imminently boneable.

I can't eat a banana if the skin has any spots, buy them cause I should, wait for the spots to appear and then give them to neighbors, guess I am not a banana fan.

Can't seem to keep my feet and back from hurting due to my job.

Can't seem to find a better job!

Can't stop loving my son or parents.

Can't believe that for the first time in decades most of my family (11 siblings) will be together for a party that was to be for my mom's 80th birthday but is now a Welcome Spring party because mom doesn't want the spot light.

Can't believe how long I have been away from here and you all!!

The only two I know are one that sounds like gombai and means bottoms up (you say it when you're drinking) and of course gung ho, but that apparently isn't an actual phrase in any Chinese language. He said other words came in between them, but I guess he didn't know what they were.

The only Chinese I know is "hung chow" which means constipated.

... and the 3 sisters from Petticoat Junction.