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Topic: Ladies, honest question:
chrisjayjay's photo
Sun 07/29/07 12:51 PM
What do you look for in a bear?

I mean, if you had to date a bear (grizzly or polar, I'm not bearist), what aspects would be most important to you? Clean paws? A soft coat? Sharp teeth, capable of efficiently cutting slaughtered game?

SheNerd's photo
Sun 07/29/07 12:54 PM
I'd rather date a monkey.

southern_funnylady's photo
Sun 07/29/07 12:57 PM
id rather be single b.c if i cant find a good guy a wild animal sure wont help

and now i have this strange hunger for some buscuts and graveylaugh

SheNerd's photo
Sun 07/29/07 12:58 PM
Toss in some crescent rolls and peanut butter and you've got yourself a deal. bigsmile

Native_Grl39's photo
Sun 07/29/07 12:58 PM
Well I happen to love the polar bears...their clean white coat drives me ummmmmmmmmmmm wild!!!!!!!!!


laugh huh bigsmile :tongue:

purplecat's photo
Sun 07/29/07 12:59 PM
wellllllll I suppose if I was a bear I would want one of the same species , I'm a panda I think ,,, I wouldn't like the other panda if he always had poo stuck in his furz ...um ...hugs and stuff are important so he shouldnt be smelly ...um,,, humour is good but then , laughing at me may be more then enough ....it would be nice if the bear did lil romantic things once in awhile , and shouldnt be too lazy , relaxing is nice but dont take it tooo far ..hmmm ...lol..

ArtGurl's photo
Sun 07/29/07 12:59 PM
Well now I have not spent a great deal of time looking for a bear to date ... but if was looking for a bear I suppose I'd look for a soft cuddle coat, confidence and strength... clean - wouldn't like him too gamey...

laugh

southern_funnylady's photo
Sun 07/29/07 01:00 PM
*Tosses in some crescent rolls and peanut butter*drinker

SheNerd's photo
Sun 07/29/07 01:04 PM
Smiles and jumps in the oven with the rolls, got to get a tan before I hit the beach.

southern_funnylady's photo
Sun 07/29/07 01:05 PM
laugh how long u wanna bronze? ill set the timer

SheNerd's photo
Sun 07/29/07 01:05 PM
Til I'm golden brown and just a little flaky. bigsmile

southern_funnylady's photo
Sun 07/29/07 01:07 PM
laugh laugh laugh

sets oven to 400 degress for 10 mins

widowerseeking's photo
Sun 07/29/07 01:12 PM
the golden brown we can handle, but you have always been more than just a little flaky. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

southern_funnylady's photo
Sun 07/29/07 01:14 PM
laugh laugh o lord

SheNerd's photo
Sun 07/29/07 01:15 PM
I blame it on the pineapple filling.

Maudred's photo
Sun 07/29/07 01:27 PM
I blame it on the hat. Who couldnt be flakey in that hat?!

WhispersandWinks's photo
Sun 07/29/07 01:29 PM
A warm, tidy, yet cozy cave......

:wink:

KariW's photo
Sun 07/29/07 01:36 PM
Well I guess if I wanted a bear - I'd go for one that wouldn't kill me and then cut me into pieces.... :tongue:

southern_funnylady's photo
Sun 07/29/07 01:40 PM
if she didnt have the hat shed be another bald pale man whos flakey

SheNerd's photo
Sun 07/29/07 01:42 PM
I'm working the tan thing, give me a little credit and another shot of maple syrup and jelly.

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