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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 05/27/13 09:08 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 05/27/13 09:10 AM
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! WHO TOLDS YA I WAS DEAD, YA RUSTY SCUPPER!! GET YOUR EYELESS AZZ OUT OF MY BARRRRRRRRRRRR! I IS THE BOUNCER IN THIS HERE BAR!! NOW GET, OR I WILL BE A KILLEN YOU............. Ummmmmmmmm, again it looks like!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 05/27/13 09:13 AM
Im here to parrrrrrrrrrtayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! I heard this was a gay bar. WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! This is what I think about those straight bars! Now give me a "Shirley Temple", with extra cherries!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Mon 05/27/13 01:22 PM
Someone call Arkham Asylum. One of it's inmates has escaped and is now at this Bar.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 05/28/13 08:04 AM
No, what you really mean is... someone who is now posting here again escaped from "Arkham Asylum". (shhhhhhhhhh, they havent noticed yet, DONT CALL ATTENTION TO IT!

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Tue 05/28/13 09:55 AM
too late luvy.. they're already here

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Tue 05/28/13 10:48 AM
No, what you really mean is... someone who is now posting here again escaped from "Arkham Asylum". (shhhhhhhhhh, they havent noticed yet, DONT CALL ATTENTION TO IT! I was referring to the old man with the blow-up pig.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Wed 05/29/13 06:20 AM
Now that Bloodthirsty is back, can she get Hippie to pay his Bar tab?

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Wed 05/29/13 06:21 AM
I paid my bar tab, I've got lots of monopoly money!

Someone2callmyown Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 870	Wed 05/29/13 08:07 AM


Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Wed 05/29/13 09:16 AM
I paid my bar tab, I've got lots of monopoly money!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 05/29/13 10:21 AM
Now that Bloodthirsty is back, can she get Hippie to pay his Bar tab? AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR YA HIPPIE THERE! YA PAY YER DAMN BAR TAB, OR YOU KNOWS ME RULES.. I KILLS YA!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 05/29/13 10:25 AM
Ummmmmmmm Hippie sweetie, ima not sure how much you remember "Bloodthirsty", but she didnt get her name drinkin "Bloody Marys". Ya best pay yer tab hun. Bloody Marys? Well since I guess im not working, ill take one please Miss Jade.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 05/29/13 10:27 AM
Ima really not working here any.............oh hell. Here ya go "Eyeless Frank", and I made it my special way, with a shot of "Pepto Bismol" inside, so ya dont get hung over. wink

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Wed 05/29/13 04:02 PM
Uh, Roberta, do you have any plans to redecorate your Bar? Certain other people (not me) have criticized the decor in here . . . decor that you chose.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/31/13 11:28 AM
Roberta aint here, and I know that she did NOT pick out this decor!!! And yall are wondering why your customers are all.......well, you know. giggle, giggle Hey whats with all of the excitement over thar yall?? OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY LAWWWWWWWWWD. That Disco, sweaty, oldie guy is comin into our bar!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/31/13 11:32 AM
OMGGGGGGGGGGG I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE DECOR IN HERE!! GIVE ME A SHIRLEY TEMPLE, NO CHERRIES, THEY ARE FATTENING LADIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSSSSS!!! WHERES THE JUKEBOX? QUICK SOMEONE PLAY "FURGALICIOUS" AND LETS DANCE! WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/31/13 11:35 AM
OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH! singing FERGALICIOUS, DEFINITION, MAKE THE GUYS GO LOCO!!!". TO THE "F", TO THE "E", WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? HEY YOU, THE HAIRY GUY, COME DANCE WITH ME!!!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Fri 05/31/13 12:19 PM
This isn't the Bar that I have been managing. I must have stepped through a rift in the space-time continuum.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Sat 06/01/13 08:23 PM
Did someone order a milk shake?

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Sun 06/02/13 08:00 PM
I don't know, I really like the pink decor. But then again they say I'm a "girly girl" kinda girl I think I'll pass on the milk shake and order a "Pink Lady"..... What's in that drink anyway?