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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4
Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Wed 04/10/13 07:18 AM
obviously it was just a ruse to rid the bar of riff-raff.. but you MAY wanna check out yer elimination system.. just sayin....

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21469	Wed 04/10/13 04:24 PM
Well I'm gonna riff raff myself across the street and find a bar that don't crap around with the crapper, and has a better selection of mints.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Wed 04/10/13 04:26 PM
I gotta pee (walks to a corner).

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21469	Wed 04/10/13 04:28 PM
Buy a bag of mints while you're out. And try not to pee on em.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Wed 04/10/13 06:17 PM
I gotta pee (walks to a corner). That had better be a street corner.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Wed 04/10/13 06:18 PM
obviously it was just a ruse to rid the bar of riff-raff.. but you MAY wanna check out yer elimination system.. just sayin.... That's odd. There were no flies in here until you walked in.

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 04/11/13 01:37 PM
and I didn't see any unTIL I walked in.. hmmm.. I think the ODD is you don't see a connection..

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Thu 04/11/13 02:40 PM
I don't care if there's flies....just so the ladies room is clean and in working order But in the meantime, I'll have another Mojito please. Oh and I finally got paid, so I don't have to give you coins this time

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Thu 04/11/13 02:46 PM
and I didn't see any unTIL I walked in.. hmmm.. I think the ODD is you don't see a connection.. You are just now seeing the flies because the light in here is better.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Thu 04/11/13 02:47 PM
I don't care if there's flies....just so the ladies room is clean and in working order But in the meantime, I'll have another Mojito please. Oh and I finally got paid, so I don't have to give you coins this time

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 04/11/13 05:23 PM
and I didn't see any unTIL I walked in.. hmmm.. I think the ODD is you don't see a connection.. You are just now seeing the flies because the light in here is better. and there it is.. the admission next round's on me peeps.. but you'll have to cross the street for it.. I ain't paying for booze I's already gots swipes a full bottle of booze while Dave isn't watching and runs out the door

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Thu 04/11/13 05:29 PM
Hey, what happened to that empty booze bottle the Hippie peed into? That was what was attracting flies.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 04/11/13 05:31 PM
That wasn't beer? Oh chit.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Thu 04/11/13 05:33 PM
That wasn't beer? Oh chit. Maybe someone decided to recycle.

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 04/11/13 05:38 PM


Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 04/11/13 05:43 PM
by the way Dave.. I found an almost full bottle earlier on a table near the bathrooms.. I noticed it was a bit steamy and felt warm to the touch so I put it on the bar.. hope it didn't cause any trouble cuz I forgot to mention it before I left...

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Thu 04/11/13 05:46 PM
by the way Dave.. I found an almost full bottle earlier on a table near the bathrooms.. I noticed it was a bit steamy and felt warm to the touch so I put it on the bar.. hope it didn't cause any trouble cuz I forgot to mention it before I left... Oh, that wasn't the bottle that Hippie peed into. Thanks anyway.

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 04/11/13 05:47 PM
are you sure? it kinda smelt like it.. shivers

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Thu 04/11/13 05:52 PM
Well, Hippie must have used two empty booze bottles. I wonder where the other bottle went.

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 04/11/13 05:58 PM
dang flies are back again Dave zee walks closer to Dave and sniffs dude............ someone puked on your back.. you might wanna clean that up.. hands Dave a wet nap and as she backs out of the bar and heads back to her Pub..