Hello, is this the police?"
Yes it is. How can we help you?"
I'm calling to report my neighbour, Joe. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!"
Thank you very much for the call."
Early next morning, police officers descend on Joe's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Joe and leave.
The phone rings at Joe's house.
Hey, Joe, Did the cops come?"
Yeah!"
Did they chop up your firewood?"
Yeah."
Happy Birthday bro!"

damn it boy, that was gooooooood!!!!

THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST I HAVE HEARD IN A LONG TIME. THANKS

LOL

Funny! I like that one Tom

loved it!!!

LAMO. That's one way to get cops to do something.