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Topic: Red Alert! .... phrases you never want to hear..
Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Mon 02/18/13 09:37 PM
If someone inquires about your family, that's nothing to worry about, but if someone tells you that you should notify your "next of kin" you are in serious trouble. Terms you don't want to be referred to as: 1. The "target." 2. The "defendant." 3. The "victim." 4. The "deceased." Please add more if you can think of some.

SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Mon 02/18/13 09:42 PM
'Person of Interest.' Sounds a little questionable, if you ask me.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 02/19/13 09:52 AM Edited by Jeanniebean on Tue 02/19/13 09:54 AM
"suspect" "suspected terrorist"

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 02/19/13 09:54 AM
"The package"

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Tue 02/19/13 11:20 AM
"Baby's Daddy"

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Tue 02/19/13 11:58 AM
Best friend

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Tue 02/19/13 02:07 PM
The groom

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 02/19/13 02:24 PM
The groom

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 02/19/13 02:25 PM
"Baby's Daddy" I believe the correct term is baby-daddy.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 02/19/13 02:37 PM
Dinner.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 02/19/13 03:18 PM
Dinner. Yeh you don't want to be called that.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Wed 02/20/13 09:09 AM Edited by Jeanniebean on Wed 02/20/13 09:11 AM
phrases you never want to hear.. "You might want to get your affairs in order."

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Wed 02/20/13 09:10 AM Edited by Jeanniebean on Wed 02/20/13 09:11 AM
phrases you never want to hear.. "Hands behind your back now!"

topherj37 Joined Fri 07/15/11 Posts: 38773	Wed 02/20/13 09:43 PM Edited by topherj37 on Wed 02/20/13 09:55 PM
phrases you never want to hear.. "We need to talk."

techknowlove Joined Mon 11/07/11 Posts: 6771	Wed 02/20/13 09:57 PM
"Do you have a backup plan?"

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Wed 02/20/13 10:01 PM
"You go first, I'll cover you."

topherj37 Joined Fri 07/15/11 Posts: 38773	Thu 02/21/13 12:45 AM
"Oops" (during surgery)

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Thu 02/21/13 04:23 AM
"Oops" (during surgery) You definately don't want to hear that!

topherj37 Joined Fri 07/15/11 Posts: 38773	Thu 02/21/13 08:29 AM
"Oops" (during surgery) You definately don't want to hear that! Or as I was being wheeled into the operating room for my vitrectomy and retinal reattachment surgery back in July, catch a glimpse of the surgeon in the hall reading a book titled, "Vitrectomy For Dummies".

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Thu 02/21/13 11:03 AM
"Oops" (during surgery) You definately don't want to hear that! Or as I was being wheeled into the operating room for my vitrectomy and retinal reattachment surgery back in July, catch a glimpse of the surgeon in the hall reading a book titled, "Vitrectomy For Dummies". That would not instill confidence in you for sure!

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