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 Just The Facts 1. The average conspiracy theorist will argue with NASA, Nobel-prize winners and every expert in the world despite having fewer qualifications than the average fry cook. 2. Conspiracy theorists view logical argument as cheating. 3. Like pissing fetishes and tentacle rape comics, conspiracy theories are a problem made much worse by the Internet. 4. Never assume malice when incompetence will do. An Ego Issue Conspiracy theorists divide the world into "Everyone even remotely involved/qualified vs. Me," and decide that they'll win single-handedly. They're like Rambo with ******** instead of bullets. They tend to enjoy the ego-boost that comes with thinking of oneself as the only intelligent objector in a world of sheeple. When the government has to spend billions of dollars shuttling Elvis from Roswell to the Bermuda Triangle and back in black helicopters before you can feel good about yourself, you've got to be pretty tragic. Shadowy Organizations Conspiracy theorists believe the world is run by schizophrenic shadowy organizations who - despite conspiring with millions in perfect silence - can't resist putting clues in things like major public monuments and every note of currency ever printed. Making the average Batman villain look like Professor Moriarty. At the last count the world was secretly being run by the Illuminati, Knights Templar, Freemasons, Trilateral commission, New World Order, Skull & Bones society, Bilderberg group, Nine Unknown Men and the ever-popular Jews. It's unknown whether they all vote on various issues or just ask Dan Brown whose turn it is each week. Conspiracy theorists honestly believe that these invisible elites have run thousands of years of history but are incapable of killing someone who lives in a basement and shouts on street corners. Conspiracy Theorist Abilities Conspiracy theorists display incredible attention to detail, an even more incredible ability to ignore details they don't like, obsessive focus and a complete absence of social skills. Every time a new crazy decides that Bush brought down World Trade Center, anime loses a powerful Pokemaster. http://www.cracked.com/funny-44-conspiracy-theories/ |
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 stick to the topic... the attack on the world trade center. Nobody cares about the moon landing or what cracked.com has to say about conspiracy theorists. |
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Edited by
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The photo bucket dump argument pathetic really since no one really buys the official version of 911, at least not anyone I know does except the usual dim witted types or super brainwashed patriots Aww...you don't like a few pics that disprove your rant? I'll tell you what's pathetic. It's using a book that one hasn't even read as evidence. Now, that is dumb, especially when it doesn't support one's argument in any way whatsoever. |
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Just The Facts 1. The average conspiracy theorist will argue with NASA, Nobel-prize winners and every expert in the world despite having fewer qualifications than the average fry cook. 2. Conspiracy theorists view logical argument as cheating. 3. Like pissing fetishes and tentacle rape comics, conspiracy theories are a problem made much worse by the Internet. 4. Never assume malice when incompetence will do. An Ego Issue Conspiracy theorists divide the world into "Everyone even remotely involved/qualified vs. Me," and decide that they'll win single-handedly. They're like Rambo with ******** instead of bullets. They tend to enjoy the ego-boost that comes with thinking of oneself as the only intelligent objector in a world of sheeple. When the government has to spend billions of dollars shuttling Elvis from Roswell to the Bermuda Triangle and back in black helicopters before you can feel good about yourself, you've got to be pretty tragic. Shadowy Organizations Conspiracy theorists believe the world is run by schizophrenic shadowy organizations who - despite conspiring with millions in perfect silence - can't resist putting clues in things like major public monuments and every note of currency ever printed. Making the average Batman villain look like Professor Moriarty. At the last count the world was secretly being run by the Illuminati, Knights Templar, Freemasons, Trilateral commission, New World Order, Skull & Bones society, Bilderberg group, Nine Unknown Men and the ever-popular Jews. It's unknown whether they all vote on various issues or just ask Dan Brown whose turn it is each week. Conspiracy theorists honestly believe that these invisible elites have run thousands of years of history but are incapable of killing someone who lives in a basement and shouts on street corners. Conspiracy Theorist Abilities Conspiracy theorists display incredible attention to detail, an even more incredible ability to ignore details they don't like, obsessive focus and a complete absence of social skills. Every time a new crazy decides that Bush brought down World Trade Center, anime loses a powerful Pokemaster. http://www.cracked.com/funny-44-conspiracy-theories/ Oh, so true.  They tend to enjoy the ego-boost that comes with thinking of oneself as the only intelligent objector in a world of sheeple. |
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Just The Facts 1. The average conspiracy theorist will argue with NASA, Nobel-prize winners and every expert in the world despite having fewer qualifications than the average fry cook. 2. Conspiracy theorists view logical argument as cheating. 3. Like pissing fetishes and tentacle rape comics, conspiracy theories are a problem made much worse by the Internet. 4. Never assume malice when incompetence will do. An Ego Issue Conspiracy theorists divide the world into "Everyone even remotely involved/qualified vs. Me," and decide that they'll win single-handedly. They're like Rambo with ******** instead of bullets. They tend to enjoy the ego-boost that comes with thinking of oneself as the only intelligent objector in a world of sheeple. When the government has to spend billions of dollars shuttling Elvis from Roswell to the Bermuda Triangle and back in black helicopters before you can feel good about yourself, you've got to be pretty tragic. Shadowy Organizations Conspiracy theorists believe the world is run by schizophrenic shadowy organizations who - despite conspiring with millions in perfect silence - can't resist putting clues in things like major public monuments and every note of currency ever printed. Making the average Batman villain look like Professor Moriarty. At the last count the world was secretly being run by the Illuminati, Knights Templar, Freemasons, Trilateral commission, New World Order, Skull & Bones society, Bilderberg group, Nine Unknown Men and the ever-popular Jews. It's unknown whether they all vote on various issues or just ask Dan Brown whose turn it is each week. Conspiracy theorists honestly believe that these invisible elites have run thousands of years of history but are incapable of killing someone who lives in a basement and shouts on street corners. Conspiracy Theorist Abilities Conspiracy theorists display incredible attention to detail, an even more incredible ability to ignore details they don't like, obsessive focus and a complete absence of social skills. Every time a new crazy decides that Bush brought down World Trade Center, anime loses a powerful Pokemaster. http://www.cracked.com/funny-44-conspiracy-theories/ Oh, so true. They tend to enjoy the ego-boost that comes with thinking of oneself as the only intelligent objector in a world of sheeple. poor pokemon... |
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STILL OFF TOPIC. |
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Blobology
“Ain’t that funny? By analyzing photographs blown up to the point where we can see the pixels, I can read whatever I want into the pixels.” “For example, those fuzzy black-and-white blobs right there—here, I’ll zoom in on them for you—” *zooms in to where you can’t make anything out anymore* “OMG buildings! OMG a wall! OMG a face!” OMG a Missile! |
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The Crackpot Index
John Baez A simple method for rating potentially revolutionary contributions to physics: 1. A -5 point starting credit. 2. 1 point for every statement that is widely agreed on to be false. 3. 2 points for every statement that is clearly vacuous. 4. 3 points for every statement that is logically inconsistent. 5. 5 points for each such statement that is adhered to despite careful correction. 6. 5 points for using a thought experiment that contradicts the results of a widely accepted real experiment. 7. 5 points for each word in all capital letters (except for those with defective keyboards). 8. 5 points for each mention of "Einstien", "Hawkins" or "Feynmann". 9. 10 points for each claim that quantum mechanics is fundamentally misguided (without good evidence). 10. 10 points for pointing out that you have gone to school, as if this were evidence of sanity. 11. 10 points for beginning the description of your theory by saying how long you have been working on it. (10 more for emphasizing that you worked on your own.) 12. 10 points for mailing your theory to someone you don't know personally and asking them not to tell anyone else about it, for fear that your ideas will be stolen. 13. 10 points for offering prize money to anyone who proves and/or finds any flaws in your theory. 14. 10 points for each new term you invent and use without properly defining it. 15. 10 points for each statement along the lines of "I'm not good at math, but my theory is conceptually right, so all I need is for someone to express it in terms of equations". 16. 10 points for arguing that a current well-established theory is "only a theory", as if this were somehow a point against it. 17. 10 points for arguing that while a current well-established theory predicts phenomena correctly, it doesn't explain "why" they occur, or fails to provide a "mechanism". 18. 10 points for each favorable comparison of yourself to Einstein, or claim that special or general relativity are fundamentally misguided (without good evidence). 19. 10 points for claiming that your work is on the cutting edge of a "paradigm shift". 20. 20 points for emailing me and complaining about the crackpot index. (E.g., saying that it "suppresses original thinkers" or saying that I misspelled "Einstein" in item 8.) 21. 20 points for suggesting that you deserve a Nobel prize. 22. 20 points for each favorable comparison of yourself to Newton or claim that classical mechanics is fundamentally misguided (without good evidence). 23. 20 points for every use of science fiction works or myths as if they were fact. 24. 20 points for defending yourself by bringing up (real or imagined) ridicule accorded to your past theories. 25. 20 points for naming something after yourself. (E.g., talking about the "The Evans Field Equation" when your name happens to be Evans.) 26. 20 points for talking about how great your theory is, but never actually explaining it. 27. 20 points for each use of the phrase "hidebound reactionary". 28. 20 points for each use of the phrase "self-appointed defender of the orthodoxy". 29. 30 points for suggesting that a famous figure secretly disbelieved in a theory which he or she publicly supported. (E.g., that Feynman was a closet opponent of special relativity, as deduced by reading between the lines in his freshman physics textbooks.) 30. 30 points for suggesting that Einstein, in his later years, was groping his way towards the ideas you now advocate. 31. 30 points for claiming that your theories were developed by an extraterrestrial civilization (without good evidence). 32. 30 points for allusions to a delay in your work while you spent time in an asylum, or references to the psychiatrist who tried to talk you out of your theory. 33. 40 points for comparing those who argue against your ideas to Nazis, stormtroopers, or brownshirts. 34. 40 points for claiming that the "scientific establishment" is engaged in a "conspiracy" to prevent your work from gaining its well-deserved fame, or suchlike. 35. 40 points for comparing yourself to Galileo, suggesting that a modern-day Inquisition is hard at work on your case, and so on. 36. 40 points for claiming that when your theory is finally appreciated, present-day science will be seen for the sham it truly is. (30 more points for fantasizing about show trials in which scientists who mocked your theories will be forced to recant.) 37. 50 points for claiming you have a revolutionary theory but giving no concrete testable predictions. |
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How many points are awarded for beating a dead horse?
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Edited by
HotRodDeluxe
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How many points are awarded for beating a dead horse? None....too boring. Would you like some Yoda toast?  
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Edited by
Conrad_73
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Just The Facts 1. The average conspiracy theorist will argue with NASA, Nobel-prize winners and every expert in the world despite having fewer qualifications than the average fry cook. 2. Conspiracy theorists view logical argument as cheating. 3. Like pissing fetishes and tentacle rape comics, conspiracy theories are a problem made much worse by the Internet. 4. Never assume malice when incompetence will do. An Ego Issue Conspiracy theorists divide the world into "Everyone even remotely involved/qualified vs. Me," and decide that they'll win single-handedly. They're like Rambo with ******** instead of bullets. They tend to enjoy the ego-boost that comes with thinking of oneself as the only intelligent objector in a world of sheeple. When the government has to spend billions of dollars shuttling Elvis from Roswell to the Bermuda Triangle and back in black helicopters before you can feel good about yourself, you've got to be pretty tragic. Shadowy Organizations Conspiracy theorists believe the world is run by schizophrenic shadowy organizations who - despite conspiring with millions in perfect silence - can't resist putting clues in things like major public monuments and every note of currency ever printed. Making the average Batman villain look like Professor Moriarty. At the last count the world was secretly being run by the Illuminati, Knights Templar, Freemasons, Trilateral commission, New World Order, Skull & Bones society, Bilderberg group, Nine Unknown Men and the ever-popular Jews. It's unknown whether they all vote on various issues or just ask Dan Brown whose turn it is each week. Conspiracy theorists honestly believe that these invisible elites have run thousands of years of history but are incapable of killing someone who lives in a basement and shouts on street corners. Conspiracy Theorist Abilities Conspiracy theorists display incredible attention to detail, an even more incredible ability to ignore details they don't like, obsessive focus and a complete absence of social skills. Every time a new crazy decides that Bush brought down World Trade Center, anime loses a powerful Pokemaster. http://www.cracked.com/funny-44-conspiracy-theories/ And woe betide anyone who points out any huge gaping holes in the theory, they must be part of the conspiracy or have been brainwashed. |
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NOT more of this keyrap AGAIN!
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Conspiracy Theorists
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia Conspiracy Theorists are geniuses. They form the most amazing segment of Earth's population. Profound researchers all, they dive into the very fabric of reality uncovering the grim truths concealed beneath all which is held true by today's modern population. Sadly, the number of conspiracy theorists is believed to have declined in recent years. This is widely believed to have been the work of the CIA, or possibly the dark forces of Zionism. Seriously! Open your eyes! We have pictures, and some of them look only slightly blurred! Becoming a Conspiracy Theorist Not an easy task. First, not everyone is cut from the right thread to become a conspiracy theorist. A particular mix of rapid analytical ability must combine with a phenominal talent for creative deduction. (See Creativity ). Second, an aspiring conspiracy theorist must be a vehement individualist. You have to truly know inside that your ideas are inherently more valid than everyone else's. Science, public education, religion, and your teachers telling you that you're a ****ing psycho... all this must be tossed to the side in favor of the truth you know is within you. It's easiest to start small. Begin with something already established. The Kennedy assassination is a good choice, and an entry-point for the burgeoning conspiracy theorist. Kennedy was a great president. Why would he be shot? The answer is simple. A world leader of his talent might very well have caused world peace to flood o'er the lands. If there was peace, we'd have no-one left to kill. Ah yes, we can easily see that the Kennedy Assasination was a set up. Never mind that thousands of people took tens of thousands of pictures, and captured virtually every single angle of the motorcade procession, from every conceivable point. The CIA had already guessed that NOBODY would be looking at that grassy knoll, or the book suppository. Ignore all that "factual evidence" crap. You've seen the movie 13 Days. The Joint Chiefs hated that f**king hippie in the oval office. They set it all up. Locating Existing Conspiracy Theorists Conspiracy Theorists are EVERYWHERE! And We are being WATCHED! I tell you it's the CIA! They are watching over us because they see the threat WE present! Or, the threat they present. Yeah, 'cause I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I believe everything that the government tells me, because America is run by good and honest people who only hide important military secrets, and even then, only when absolutely necessary... Yeah... Conspiracy theorists are notoriously hard to locate. They aren't on Uncyclopedia, that's for sure. If you do a websearch on conspiracy theorists, all you'll find are historic documentation unearthed by government researchers tracking down filthy terrorists... Places To Look for Conspiracy Theorists Under a Rock Oh, like you have a better Idea? Your Next Door Neighbor's House They're all in on it. Isn't he married to an Asian Chick? Of course she looks hot in a bikini, that's the way international espionage works. Find a hot chick, train her to be a spy, and her beauty will disarm male espionage agents, making her a more effective weapon. Hell, they probably got assigned to watch over you, and are spying on you right now. Better purchase a handgun or a sword or something. You're going to have to kill them sooner or later, I guaran-f**king-tee it. Obligatory Quote “Conspiracy theories aren't real, the government just wants you to think they are so they can steal your thoughts when you aren't looking.” ~ Oscar Wilde on Cocaine Websites The following websites may be of some help. Don't tell anyone, but if you are questioned about these websites, just reply "Lando Calrissian My ***". This is our secret code, and will identify you as a trusted source, okay? Okay. 1. http://www.conspiracy.net 2. http://www.zetatalk.com Under NO circumstances should you ever visit these websites below. All of these are owned/operated/sponsored/monitored by government agencies. 1. White House Jesus, don't even read this one aloud! They probably have a spy satellite looking at me right now as I type this. Oh god, ohgodohgodohgod... 2. Central Intelligence Agency Visiting this website alerts the CIA to your interest, and special teams known as telemarketers will begin contacting you gathering various bits and pieces of information. If you are contacted by anyone over the phone inquiring about bills, just scream Go to hell you CIA bastard (or whore)! 3. National Security Agency This web page sets a national flag to monitor your computer's activity on the interweb, 24-7. You are so ****ed! 4. Slashdot (A Notable propaganda outlet, I must say!) 5. Google The best search engine? Oh yeah, like some punk college student came up with that. And one of them is RUSSIAN! Don't even get me Started on this pack of wolves 6. Wikipedia Wikipedia is a rogue website, and it used to be a very frequent hangout for hackers and other subersives. However, since 1984 it has been taken over by government agencies, and is often used to monitor "undesirable" contributors. Everything you read on Wikipedia is suspect, and has definitely been scrubbed of all undesired information, so that the population can be more easily misled in the future. Come on, a website, for free, devoted to information? Do you think that some Suit is gonna write off his hard-earned stock-options for the good of the whole world? Yeah right! Famous Conspiracy Theorists * Andy Rooney * J.D. Salinger * Michael Moore * Alex Jones * Paul Joseph Watson * Rush Limbaugh A few other notable conspiracy theorists include Jason Bermas, David Icke, Bill Deagle, George Noorey, Mark Dice, Steve Quayle, William Cooper, Rik Clay, Stuart Edwards, Alan Watt, Eric Phelps, Michael Savage, Greg Syzmanski, Michael Tsarion Wait, why are all the conspiracy theorists male? It must be a conspiracy!! Proving a Conspiracy Theorist Wrong You could not prove a conspiracy theorist wrong. If they were wrong, they'd just be people, not Conspiracy Theorists. The best you could hope to accomplish is to prove that their conspiracy theories are only the tip of the iceberg, and go even farther than they had previously imagined. Yeah, like we "invented" jet engines. That **** was stolen from the Roswell UFO and you goddamn-well know it. Or you could scratch that idea and simply point out how loony he is to everyone else in hopes of his insanity not spreading to anyone else. Note: If you do this you are automactically part of the conspiracy. Notable Conspiracy Theories * Braces * Kennedy Assasination Sure. Lee Harvey was working Alone. My *** he was. * Roswell Cover-up * We Landed on the Moon Why haven't we gone back, huh? * We sent a Probe to Mars That **** was filmed at Skywalker ranch. I'm Telling you it was filmed by Lucas! Get the f**k away from me! I am NOT going back into that cell again. Oh you and your "medication". I know damn well those are MIND-CONTROL pills! Those microchips implanted under my spleen by the Freedom Coalition told me so! You aren't taking me back to your lab again! I'll turn invisible! I have cloaking serum. I swear I'll do it! 
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In order to understand the improbability of the government’s explanation of 9/11, it is not necessary to know anything about what force or forces brought down the three World Trade Center buildings, what hit the Pentagon or caused the explosion, the flying skills or lack thereof of the alleged hijackers, whether the airliner crashed in Pennsylvania or was shot down, whether cell phone calls made at the altitudes could be received, or any other debated aspect of the controversy.
You only have to know two things. One is that according to the official story, a handful of Arabs, mainly Saudi Arabians, operating independently of any government and competent intelligence service, men without James Bond and V for Vendetta capabilities, outwitted not only the CIA, FBI, and National Security Agency, but all 16 US intelligence agencies, along with all security agencies of America’s NATO allies and Israel’s Mossad. Not only did the entire intelligence forces of the Western world fail, but on the morning of the attack the entire apparatus of the National Security State simultaneously failed. Airport security failed four times in one hour. NORAD failed. Air Traffic Control failed. The US Air Force failed. The National Security Council failed. Dick Cheney failed. Absolutely nothing worked. The world’s only superpower was helpless at the humiliating mercy of a few undistinguished Arabs. It is hard to image a more far-fetched story–except for the second thing you need to know: The humiliating failure of US National Security did not result in immediate demands from the President of the United States, from Congress, from the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and from the media for an investigation of how such improbable total failure could have occurred. No one was held accountable for the greatest failure of national security in world history. Instead, the White House dragged its feet for a year resisting any investigation until the persistent demands from 9/11 families for accountability forced President George W. Bush to appoint a political commission, devoid of any experts, to hold a pretend investigation. http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2012/09/11/the-11th-anniversary-911-paul-craig-roberts/ |
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Conspiracy Theorists From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia Conspiracy Theorists are geniuses. They form the most amazing segment of Earth's population. Profound researchers all, they dive into the very fabric of reality uncovering the grim truths concealed beneath all which is held true by today's modern population. Sadly, the number of conspiracy theorists is believed to have declined in recent years. This is widely believed to have been the work of the CIA, or possibly the dark forces of Zionism. Seriously! Open your eyes! We have pictures, and some of them look only slightly blurred! Becoming a Conspiracy Theorist Not an easy task. First, not everyone is cut from the right thread to become a conspiracy theorist. A particular mix of rapid analytical ability must combine with a phenominal talent for creative deduction. (See Creativity ). Second, an aspiring conspiracy theorist must be a vehement individualist. You have to truly know inside that your ideas are inherently more valid than everyone else's. Science, public education, religion, and your teachers telling you that you're a ****ing psycho... all this must be tossed to the side in favor of the truth you know is within you. It's easiest to start small. Begin with something already established. The Kennedy assassination is a good choice, and an entry-point for the burgeoning conspiracy theorist. Kennedy was a great president. Why would he be shot? The answer is simple. A world leader of his talent might very well have caused world peace to flood o'er the lands. If there was peace, we'd have no-one left to kill. Ah yes, we can easily see that the Kennedy Assasination was a set up. Never mind that thousands of people took tens of thousands of pictures, and captured virtually every single angle of the motorcade procession, from every conceivable point. The CIA had already guessed that NOBODY would be looking at that grassy knoll, or the book suppository. Ignore all that "factual evidence" crap. You've seen the movie 13 Days. The Joint Chiefs hated that f**king hippie in the oval office. They set it all up. Locating Existing Conspiracy Theorists Conspiracy Theorists are EVERYWHERE! And We are being WATCHED! I tell you it's the CIA! They are watching over us because they see the threat WE present! Or, the threat they present. Yeah, 'cause I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I believe everything that the government tells me, because America is run by good and honest people who only hide important military secrets, and even then, only when absolutely necessary... Yeah... Conspiracy theorists are notoriously hard to locate. They aren't on Uncyclopedia, that's for sure. If you do a websearch on conspiracy theorists, all you'll find are historic documentation unearthed by government researchers tracking down filthy terrorists... Places To Look for Conspiracy Theorists Under a Rock Oh, like you have a better Idea? Your Next Door Neighbor's House They're all in on it. Isn't he married to an Asian Chick? Of course she looks hot in a bikini, that's the way international espionage works. Find a hot chick, train her to be a spy, and her beauty will disarm male espionage agents, making her a more effective weapon. Hell, they probably got assigned to watch over you, and are spying on you right now. Better purchase a handgun or a sword or something. You're going to have to kill them sooner or later, I guaran-f**king-tee it. Obligatory Quote “Conspiracy theories aren't real, the government just wants you to think they are so they can steal your thoughts when you aren't looking.” ~ Oscar Wilde on Cocaine Websites The following websites may be of some help. Don't tell anyone, but if you are questioned about these websites, just reply "Lando Calrissian My ***". This is our secret code, and will identify you as a trusted source, okay? Okay. 1. http://www.conspiracy.net 2. http://www.zetatalk.com Under NO circumstances should you ever visit these websites below. All of these are owned/operated/sponsored/monitored by government agencies. 1. White House Jesus, don't even read this one aloud! They probably have a spy satellite looking at me right now as I type this. Oh god, ohgodohgodohgod... 2. Central Intelligence Agency Visiting this website alerts the CIA to your interest, and special teams known as telemarketers will begin contacting you gathering various bits and pieces of information. If you are contacted by anyone over the phone inquiring about bills, just scream Go to hell you CIA bastard (or whore)! 3. National Security Agency This web page sets a national flag to monitor your computer's activity on the interweb, 24-7. You are so ****ed! 4. Slashdot (A Notable propaganda outlet, I must say!) 5. Google The best search engine? Oh yeah, like some punk college student came up with that. And one of them is RUSSIAN! Don't even get me Started on this pack of wolves 6. Wikipedia Wikipedia is a rogue website, and it used to be a very frequent hangout for hackers and other subersives. However, since 1984 it has been taken over by government agencies, and is often used to monitor "undesirable" contributors. Everything you read on Wikipedia is suspect, and has definitely been scrubbed of all undesired information, so that the population can be more easily misled in the future. Come on, a website, for free, devoted to information? Do you think that some Suit is gonna write off his hard-earned stock-options for the good of the whole world? Yeah right! Famous Conspiracy Theorists * Andy Rooney * J.D. Salinger * Michael Moore * Alex Jones * Paul Joseph Watson * Rush Limbaugh A few other notable conspiracy theorists include Jason Bermas, David Icke, Bill Deagle, George Noorey, Mark Dice, Steve Quayle, William Cooper, Rik Clay, Stuart Edwards, Alan Watt, Eric Phelps, Michael Savage, Greg Syzmanski, Michael Tsarion,PAUL CRAIG ROBERTS  Wait, why are all the conspiracy theorists male? It must be a conspiracy!! Proving a Conspiracy Theorist Wrong You could not prove a conspiracy theorist wrong. If they were wrong, they'd just be people, not Conspiracy Theorists. The best you could hope to accomplish is to prove that their conspiracy theories are only the tip of the iceberg, and go even farther than they had previously imagined. Yeah, like we "invented" jet engines. That **** was stolen from the Roswell UFO and you goddamn-well know it. Or you could scratch that idea and simply point out how loony he is to everyone else in hopes of his insanity not spreading to anyone else. Note: If you do this you are automactically part of the conspiracy. Notable Conspiracy Theories * Braces * Kennedy Assasination Sure. Lee Harvey was working Alone. My *** he was. * Roswell Cover-up * We Landed on the Moon Why haven't we gone back, huh? * We sent a Probe to Mars That **** was filmed at Skywalker ranch. I'm Telling you it was filmed by Lucas! Get the f**k away from me! I am NOT going back into that cell again. Oh you and your "medication". I know damn well those are MIND-CONTROL pills! Those microchips implanted under my spleen by the Freedom Coalition told me so! You aren't taking me back to your lab again! I'll turn invisible! I have cloaking serum. I swear I'll do it! |
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There is no point debunking these stupid theories because the CTer's won't alter their belief system. Ain't it the truth! It's been 12 years since 9/11 and it looks like most people still believe the fanciful tale spun by the liars in Washington. amhybe because it is not a fanciful tale. there were hundreds if not thousands of eyewitnesses. the OP and his ideas are not going to save the dudes in guantanamo...sorry where are you and the OP from adn what country do you represent? |
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In order to understand the improbability of the government’s explanation of 9/11, it is not necessary to know anything about what force or forces brought down the three World Trade Center buildings, what hit the Pentagon or caused the explosion, the flying skills or lack thereof of the alleged hijackers, whether the airliner crashed in Pennsylvania or was shot down, whether cell phone calls made at the altitudes could be received, or any other debated aspect of the controversy. You only have to know two things. One is that according to the official story, a handful of Arabs, mainly Saudi Arabians, operating independently of any government and competent intelligence service, men without James Bond and V for Vendetta capabilities, outwitted not only the CIA, FBI, and National Security Agency, but all 16 US intelligence agencies, along with all security agencies of America’s NATO allies and Israel’s Mossad. Not only did the entire intelligence forces of the Western world fail, but on the morning of the attack the entire apparatus of the National Security State simultaneously failed. Airport security failed four times in one hour. NORAD failed. Air Traffic Control failed. The US Air Force failed. The National Security Council failed. Dick Cheney failed. Absolutely nothing worked. The world’s only superpower was helpless at the humiliating mercy of a few undistinguished Arabs. It is hard to image a more far-fetched story–except for the second thing you need to know: The humiliating failure of US National Security did not result in immediate demands from the President of the United States, from Congress, from the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and from the media for an investigation of how such improbable total failure could have occurred. No one was held accountable for the greatest failure of national security in world history. Instead, the White House dragged its feet for a year resisting any investigation until the persistent demands from 9/11 families for accountability forced President George W. Bush to appoint a political commission, devoid of any experts, to hold a pretend investigation. http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2012/09/11/the-11th-anniversary-911-paul-craig-roberts/ |
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Have you nothing better than continuously repeating this opinion piece by a nutcase?
Obviously not. Paul Craig Roberts: Still crazy after fours years I hadn’t read anything by ranting Roberts for quite a while, but happened on his column at NewsMax about the Lewis Libby indictment. Naturally he sees it as confirmation of everything that it is not a confirmation of: that President Bush, under the control of a sinister neoconservative conspiracy, lied us into the war. Before I go further, a reminder. Joseph Wilson’s charge that Bush had lied in his comments about African uranium was itself a complete lie. Wilson said he determined and reported that Niger had not sold any uranium to Iraq, and therefore that President Bush’s 16 words to the contrary were a lie; but Bush had only asserted that Iraq had sought to buy uranium from an African country, not that it had succeeded in doing so. In fact Wilson himself confirmed that Iraq had discussed a uranium deal with Niger officials in 1999. Further, when George Tenet said that it would have been better to leave the 16 words out of the president’s speech, he wasn’t saying that because the president’s statement was untrue, but because one of the documents used to back it up had turned out to be a forgery—a forgery, some now believe, that was deliberately created to mislead Bush into making a false statement and so undermine his case for the war. The upshot is that everything about Wilson’s attack on Bush is a transparent lie, yet, because of the insane Bush hatred that dominates the left side of our body politic (and parts of the right side as well), this transparent lie has had a spectacular life. Also, that Libby may have lied about his conversations with reporters about Valerie Plame tells us nothing, absolutely nothing, about the validity of the many facts and arguments brought forward by Bush in the year-long debate leading up to the invasion of Iraq. Yet on the basis of the Libby indictment, Roberts runs wild, spewing out a picture of the Bush administration that reads like an updated version of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion: There was a conspiracy among neoconservatives holding high positions in the Pentagon, the State Department, the vice president’s office and the National Security Council. Lawrence B. Wilkerson, chief of staff to Secretary of State Colin Powell from 2002 to 2005, described the conspirators as “a secretive, little-known cabal … made up of a very small group of people led by Vice President Dick Cheney and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.” Wilkerson says that the secret workings of this furtive cabal took foreign policy and decisions about war out of the normal government channels. And this: Now that there is blood in the water, media executives will not be able to continue to muzzle reporters. Democrats might find some backbone. Republicans might realize that they are facing a far worse crisis than Watergate. Will the unindicted co-conspirators at Fox News, The Weekly Standard, National Review, The Wall Street Journal editorial page, New York Post and The Washington Times learn the Judith Miller lesson, or will they continue to serve the conspiracy that hijacked U.S. foreign policy and deceived the country and, perhaps, President Bush himself? Will neoconservative strongholds such as the American Enterprise Institute, the Hoover Institution and the Heritage Foundation continue to back the agenda of a cabal that deceived our country into a disastrous war of aggression? Unless America has lost its soul, Libby’s indictment is the first step in the unraveling of a criminal conspiracy of high treason. Fitzgerald’s continuing investigation could serve as the counterrevolution that overthrows the neo-Jacobin coup engineered by the neoconservative cabal. Yep, just another crazy. |
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Have you nothing better than continuously repeating this opinion piece by a nutcase? Obviously not. About Dr. Paul Craig Roberts Paul Craig Roberts was Assistant Secretary of the Treasury for Economic Policy and associate editor of the Wall Street Journal. He was columnist for Business Week, Scripps Howard News Service, and Creators Syndicate. He has had many university appointments. His internet columns have attracted a worldwide following. His latest book, The Failure of Laissez Faire Capitalism and Economic Dissolution of the West is now available. Seems to me he is more than qualified to make informed comment and please stay on the issues and not the man. Amateurish really and pathetic. |
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Have you nothing better than continuously repeating this opinion piece by a nutcase? Obviously not. About Dr. Paul Craig Roberts Paul Craig Roberts was Assistant Secretary of the Treasury for Economic Policy and associate editor of the Wall Street Journal. He was columnist for Business Week, Scripps Howard News Service, and Creators Syndicate. He has had many university appointments. His internet columns have attracted a worldwide following. His latest book, The Failure of Laissez Faire Capitalism and Economic Dissolution of the West is now available. Seems to me he is more than qualified to make informed comment and please stay on the issues and not the man. Amateurish really and pathetic. |
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