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Topic: Zee's Pub! - part 2
geppetto55 Joined Wed 05/16/12 Posts: 259	Tue 03/19/13 04:51 PM
zee drags her azz into the pub and hauls it over to the big hearth whose warm fire beckons the weary shoveler.. she kicks off her snow laden boots whilst she drips 3hrs of snowfall off her face and hair.. laying her wet things on a nearby rack she grabs a towel and starts drying her hair as she plunks down in one of the big comfy chairs.. hoping the heat will take the chill from her bones MAN.. yesterday it was SPRING.. no snow on the ground.. patches of green grass starting to show thru.. tiny lil buds forming on the limbs of the majestic trees surrounding me.. today I awaken to about a foot and a half of SNOW and it's STILL Snowing.. well.. best grab a quick and get ta work.. laters peeps Spray "Pam" or like on your shovel? ;)

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Tue 03/19/13 06:46 PM
Hats off to your green 'tude Zee, shoveling as manic all these years ifn so. Me feels it is..."I don't need no stinking gas 'n combustion engine to clear dis shite". yeah, ya seen right on through me. ima spammin' ya. Well it's of the li'l Honda that could~ Ifn you ever change your mind the single stage li'l Honda blower I broke down, 'n busted into the world of snow blowing just kicks booty to the others for Chutzpah...really I could hang da buggar on a hook over the summa if needed...fookin' pricey but glad I went that way. ..ramble ramble. Twenty inch snow we had coupla years back the li'l Honda begged for more after hunert thirty foot drive, 'n getting the snowmobiles~out. She blows she does. Big happy lunch between 'n eight early to rise hours I was flying the streets. ('n so cool me Jeep made it down the block~woot) Excuse me, but timing couldn't have been better for my purchase...oh carp I can't shaddup.. The sweet teacher wady nek door jista shoveling up over chest high of mounds from plows/shoveling end of drive avalanche snow...I just picked up the Honda that could 'n plopped 'er atop da mound. Ate it right on down with tactile wiggles. lol, oh chit too long once again. no worries.. I gots me a good'en for when the snows too heavy or too deep.. I'da zipped thru it this mornin in about 20 mins if'n I had.. but.. thought what better way ta get some fresh air and exercise.. so when it's light snow (not the heavy wet shite) I kick it old school 'n shovel

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Tue 03/19/13 06:47 PM
. . .a bathrooms still a bathroom.. Try telling that to Moe Szyslak. His tavern's office has the word "Women" on its door. maybe that's the only way he can get women???

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Tue 03/19/13 06:49 PM
as to spaying pam on my shovel g-man? dude.. I LIVE IN CANADA.. the Great WHITE North.. trust me.. we always look to find ways of making hard jobs easier

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Wed 03/20/13 12:58 AM
Ima Dragon....tis true!! I was born in the Year of the Dragon...but i'm not chinese, so i'm not sure if that counts or not Where me donkey at??

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Wed 03/20/13 01:59 PM
ruh-ro.. I was born in the year of the dog.. Dave.. be nice! I like dragons mind you.. but.. yer still not the one.. sorry my dear.. donkey? is that the dragon flavor of the month? or are you a reincarnated Don Quixote? (if it's the latter.. tha'd make ME the azz? )

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48920	Wed 03/20/13 03:06 PM
Zee, do you actually own this property, or do you have it on a leash ...err...(I mean) lease?

geppetto55 Joined Wed 05/16/12 Posts: 259	Wed 03/20/13 05:26 PM
aza lad of sixties egg cartons of regurgitated cardboard had a button on the bottom dead center..I loved to push them as tactile sense learning folding leaves of various which would snap, which would not, which smelt funny on my fingers. ~ima sure it didn't carry onto my adult life. I just talk funny..trying to catch thoughts before lost. lost as well..folding my ear in ponder..oh snap~ <3

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48920	Wed 03/20/13 05:32 PM
Zee, don't let the police catch you serving alcoholic beverages to minors. You don't want to be collared ...err... (I mean) arrested.

geppetto55 Joined Wed 05/16/12 Posts: 259	Wed 03/20/13 05:34 PM
as to spaying pam on my shovel g-man? dude.. I LIVE IN CANADA.. the Great WHITE North.. trust me.. we always look to find ways of making hard jobs easier ..li'l Honda that could spoke to me.. yes, lets try that again, without the fuzzy welcome matt in me gullet. lol.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48920	Wed 03/20/13 05:38 PM
as to spaying pam on my shovel . . . Spaying pam? Zee really was born during the year of the dog.

geppetto55 Joined Wed 05/16/12 Posts: 259	Wed 03/20/13 06:04 PM
Hats off to your green 'tude Zee, shoveling as manic all these years ifn so. Me feels it is..."I don't need no stinking gas 'n combustion engine to clear dis shite". yeah, ya seen right on through me. ima spammin' ya. Well it's of the li'l Honda that could~ Ifn you ever change your mind the single stage li'l Honda blower I broke down, 'n busted into the world of snow blowing just kicks booty to the others for Chutzpah...really I could hang da buggar on a hook over the summa if needed...fookin' pricey but glad I went that way. ..ramble ramble. Twenty inch snow we had coupla years back the li'l Honda begged for more after hunert thirty foot drive, 'n getting the snowmobiles~out. She blows she does. Big happy lunch between 'n eight early to rise hours I was flying the streets. ('n so cool me Jeep made it down the block~woot) Excuse me, but timing couldn't have been better for my purchase...oh carp I can't shaddup.. The sweet teacher wady nek door jista shoveling up over chest high of mounds from plows/shoveling end of drive avalanche snow...I just picked up the Honda that could 'n plopped 'er atop da mound. Ate it right on down with tactile wiggles. lol, oh chit too long once again. no worries.. I gots me a good'en for when the snows too heavy or too deep.. I'da zipped thru it this mornin in about 20 mins if'n I had.. but.. thought what better way ta get some fresh air and exercise.. so when it's light snow (not the heavy wet shite) I kick it old school 'n shovel missed the light vs light I did~ 'n I'll never pave to ease. Tis like an old grandmas 'hood. lol, fookin' Honda spits dem stones. I've to aim..? (pee joke, nyuck nyuck) oh yeah, Do ya scoot the snow on whatever Zee? ~control is cool..tossing that off, my near best singular laugh was ona kid sled opening a patio umbrella to travel over ice out on the near lake.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48920	Wed 03/20/13 07:21 PM
oh yeah, Do ya scoot the snow on whatever Zee? ~control is cool..tossing that off, my near best singular laugh was ona kid sled opening a patio umbrella to travel over ice out on the near lake. geppetto55 is starting to make sense to me. That could only mean . . . Zee, put on a pot of coffee for me, will ya?

geppetto55 Joined Wed 05/16/12 Posts: 259	Wed 03/20/13 08:26 PM
oh yeah, Do ya scoot the snow on whatever Zee? ~control is cool..tossing that off, my near best singular laugh was ona kid sled opening a patio umbrella to travel over ice out on the near lake. geppetto55 is starting to make sense to me. That could only mean . . . Zee, put on a pot of coffee for me, will ya? lol, squinty eyes 'n all hugs a dodo buyd...a gift as sandbox is all I've to offer. :)

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Thu 03/21/13 04:20 AM
ruh-ro.. I was born in the year of the dog.. Dave.. be nice! I like dragons mind you.. but.. yer still not the one.. sorry my dear.. donkey? is that the dragon flavor of the month? or are you a reincarnated Don Quixote? (if it's the latter.. tha'd make ME the azz? ) hahaha...i was thinking along the lines of Shrek with the donkey thang.

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 06:43 AM
Zee, do you actually own this property, or do you have it on a leash ...err...(I mean) lease? own.. how ELSE do you think we could get away with dead bodies piling up out back

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 06:45 AM
Zee, don't let the police catch you serving alcoholic beverages to minors. You don't want to be collared ...err... (I mean) arrested. having fun Dave....

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 06:50 AM
as to spaying pam on my shovel . . . Spaying pam? Zee really was born during the year of the dog.

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 06:55 AM
missed the light vs light I did~ 'n I'll never pave to ease. Tis like an old grandmas 'hood. lol, fookin' Honda spits dem stones. I've to aim..? (pee joke, nyuck nyuck) oh yeah, Do ya scoot the snow on whatever Zee? ~control is cool..tossing that off, my near best singular laugh was ona kid sled opening a patio umbrella to travel over ice out on the near lake. I aim mine onto the lawn.. either side.. didn't once and figures.. pinged a cop car (of course) as he was passing.. good job I knew the kid.. got off with a "watch where yer pointin that thing" warning (while he was laughing) so I AIM now

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 06:58 AM
oh yeah, Do ya scoot the snow on whatever Zee? ~control is cool..tossing that off, my near best singular laugh was ona kid sled opening a patio umbrella to travel over ice out on the near lake. geppetto55 is starting to make sense to me. That could only mean . . . Zee, put on a pot of coffee for me, will ya? these usually work fer me