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Topic: Zee's Pub! - part 2
Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 06:43 PM
What's everybody doing in here? You should be at rocknroll bar fixing me tequila sunrises! whassa'matta wit US?? puts on a rock'n tune on the jukebox here.. THIS should hold ya till you meander back across the street

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48920	Thu 03/21/13 06:44 PM
This page of this thread is udderly ridiculous. yer just being UDDERly silly Dave Well, you'd know more about mammaries than I would.

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 06:46 PM
What's everybody doing in here? You should be at rocknroll bar fixing me tequila sunrises! I'm here to return the blender that I borrowed. bout friggen time Dave.. yeesh.. it's only been like a MONTH since you took it.. am'ma gonna git me glasses, plates, serving platters and all the OTHER buffet stuff I loaned back soon?? I'd loan you the wheel-barrel but figure I'd never see it again..

dmckinnon Joined Tue 03/19/13 Posts: 323	Thu 03/21/13 06:50 PM
Mmmmm.....I could use one of those.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48920	Thu 03/21/13 06:53 PM
What's everybody doing in here? You should be at rocknroll bar fixing me tequila sunrises! I'm here to return the blender that I borrowed. bout friggen time Dave.. yeesh.. it's only been like a MONTH since you took it.. am'ma gonna git me glasses, plates, serving platters and all the OTHER buffet stuff I loaned back soon?? I'd loan you the wheel-barrel but figure I'd never see it again.. Hey, nobody volunteered to help me clean up the stuff. So, it is taking me a while to get it all washed. You do want it all clean when it is returned, right?

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 06:57 PM
It remains a mystery why women in my area never return my messages. Must be my reputation, lol. naw... it's probably just the blue truck

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 06:59 PM
as to spaying pam on my shovel g-man? dude.. I LIVE IN CANADA.. the Great WHITE North.. trust me.. we always look to find ways of making hard jobs easier Maybe a re-read of Tom Sawyer is due. ;) not Tom Sawyer.. try Dudley Do Right

dmckinnon Joined Tue 03/19/13 Posts: 323	Thu 03/21/13 06:59 PM
naw... it's probably just the blue truck I would think the truck would have them swooning. I did have one gal waving wildly at me today, but I think she was actually waving at someone behind me.

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 07:01 PM
This page of this thread is udderly ridiculous. yer just being UDDERly silly Dave Well, you'd know more about mammaries than I would. why ME? every cat and dog I know has at LEAST 8 teats.. don't YOU have them too??

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 07:02 PM
Mmmmm.....I could use one of those. then you drink it.. OldHippie must've got bored waitin for it

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 07:04 PM
Hey, nobody volunteered to help me clean up the stuff. So, it is taking me a while to get it all washed. You do want it all clean when it is returned, right? you know what they say eh Dave..??? no rest fer the wicked here.. I maybe found some helpers for ya..

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 07:10 PM
naw... it's probably just the blue truck I would think the truck would have them swooning. I did have one gal waving wildly at me today, but I think she was actually waving at someone behind me. swooning?? or maybe she was just trying to tell you your head light was out??

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48920	Thu 03/21/13 07:15 PM
This page of this thread is udderly ridiculous. yer just being UDDERly silly Dave Well, you'd know more about mammaries than I would. why ME? every cat and dog I know has at LEAST 8 teats.. don't YOU have them too?? Well, you of all people should know about dogs.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48920	Thu 03/21/13 07:16 PM
naw... it's probably just the blue truck I would think the truck would have them swooning. I did have one gal waving wildly at me today, but I think she was actually waving at someone behind me. swooning?? or maybe she was just trying to tell you your head light was out?? Look who's talking. Every time that I go by your place, the lights are on, but nobody is at home.

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 07:17 PM
that I DO.. do you need a belly wub Dave......

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 07:18 PM Edited by Zero_Effected on Thu 03/21/13 07:20 PM
Look who's talking. Every time that I go by your place, the lights are on, but nobody is at home. damn kids.. I SWEAR they're gonna pay the whole Hydro bill next month

dmckinnon Joined Tue 03/19/13 Posts: 323	Thu 03/21/13 07:30 PM
You know you're getting old when... 1. "I just can't drink the way I used to", replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 2. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 3. About half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief". 4. All you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age. 5. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal. 6. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 7. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. 8. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 9. Happy hour is a nap. 10. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 03/21/13 07:37 PM
You know you're getting old when... 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. pffffffft.. maybe for SOME people.. g'nite peeps.. I'm like crazy 'n can't keep me eyes open.. so best trot of ta bed and let sleep have it's way..

dmckinnon Joined Tue 03/19/13 Posts: 323	Thu 03/21/13 07:57 PM
I need to get off this computer for a while. Heck, the other day I ran into a friend of mine at the store and she said hello, but I couldn't reply because I didn't have my keyboard.

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Fri 03/22/13 04:36 AM
You know you're getting old when... 1. "I just can't drink the way I used to", replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 2. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 3. About half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief". 4. All you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age. 5. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal. 6. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 7. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. 8. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 9. Happy hour is a nap. 10. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. 11. The mammeries are under the table instead of on top of it....ummmmmm Would you like cream with that El Toro?? blink blink Ole!!...ha!