Topic: First Impression in the Bedroom
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Thu 08/01/13 09:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHzWBLHAbFg

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Thu 08/01/13 09:21 AM
rofl rofl
too funny!!!!

Mehuna's photo
Thu 08/01/13 04:58 PM
will say sorry nd get out f there noway

EdwardCB's photo
Thu 08/01/13 05:27 PM
Dry sex? Lmao. Don't ya know how to get a woman wet? Would need a mop bucket, sponge and a squigee when I'm done. If anything only dry sex I have is with my pillow of a night, not on purpose though, just happens. Lol

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Thu 08/01/13 06:06 PM
I would hope that by the time she and I are about to "get it on" that I have noticed her hygiene habits and would hope that my senses of smell would not have led me astray. I mean......isn't the first date really all about figuring all that (and more) out? And besides, I always carry an extra pack of tic-tacs with me. :tongue: laugh

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Thu 08/01/13 07:01 PM

Dry sex? Lmao. Don't ya know how to get a woman wet? Would need a mop bucket, sponge and a squigee when I'm done. If anything only dry sex I have is with my pillow of a night, not on purpose though, just happens. Lol
slaphead :laughing:

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Thu 08/01/13 07:03 PM

Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate.flowerforyou Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good,drinker but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision?explode What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred?noway What do you do then?grumble Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint?bigsmile
First impression???huh Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?"tears


thanks for the warning

that set of questions and concerns tells me that you would not be a good lover or the right kind for me

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Thu 08/01/13 07:07 PM


Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate.flowerforyou Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good,drinker but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision?explode What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred?noway What do you do then?grumble Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint?bigsmile
First impression???huh Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?"tears


thanks for the warning

that set of questions and concerns tells me that you would not be a good lover or the right kind for me

Or anyone? Lol laugh

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Thu 08/01/13 07:09 PM



Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate.flowerforyou Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good,drinker but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision?explode What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred?noway What do you do then?grumble Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint?bigsmile
First impression???huh Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?"tears


thanks for the warning

that set of questions and concerns tells me that you would not be a good lover or the right kind for me

Or anyone? Lol laugh


well that I can't say, but the comments evidence insecurity and superficiality

insecurity I can deal with if someone is in earnest

but superficiality makes my skin crawl when it comes to intimacy

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Thu 08/01/13 07:21 PM




Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate.flowerforyou Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good,drinker but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision?explode What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred?noway What do you do then?grumble Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint?bigsmile
First impression???huh Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?"tears


thanks for the warning

that set of questions and concerns tells me that you would not be a good lover or the right kind for me

Or anyone? Lol laugh

well that I can't say, but the comments evidence insecurity and superficiality
insecurity I can deal with if someone is in earnest
but superficiality makes my skin crawl when it comes to intimacy

I know right. who cares if she has a moustache, saggy boobs or 1 tooth. If she makes you happy thats all that matters.Visual beauty isn't all it's cracked up to be. Would much rather be with someone that makes me happy, loves me for me, even if she did look like King Kong.

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Thu 08/01/13 07:26 PM
If there is a mental as well as emotional connection, who really cares about a few physical imperfections as we all got them, usually I am concentrating on the woman's eyes, but that's just me, not everybody, my I guess you could say style in the bedroom,is to at first talk and cuddle, to maintain a level of intimacy, I'm a lights on or lights off kind of guy, don't really matter to me.

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Thu 08/01/13 07:30 PM





Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate.flowerforyou Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good,drinker but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision?explode What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred?noway What do you do then?grumble Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint?bigsmile
First impression???huh Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?"tears


thanks for the warning

that set of questions and concerns tells me that you would not be a good lover or the right kind for me

Or anyone? Lol laugh

well that I can't say, but the comments evidence insecurity and superficiality
insecurity I can deal with if someone is in earnest
but superficiality makes my skin crawl when it comes to intimacy

I know right. who cares if she has a moustache, saggy boobs or 1 tooth. If she makes you happy thats all that matters.Visual beauty isn't all it's cracked up to be. Would much rather be with someone that makes me happy, loves me for me, even if she did look like King Kong.


exactly - to each his own

now excuse me while I go shave my palms and floss my tooth bigsmile

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Thu 08/01/13 07:36 PM






Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate.flowerforyou Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good,drinker but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision?explode What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred?noway What do you do then?grumble Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint?bigsmile
First impression???huh Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?"tears


thanks for the warning

that set of questions and concerns tells me that you would not be a good lover or the right kind for me

Or anyone? Lol laugh

well that I can't say, but the comments evidence insecurity and superficiality
insecurity I can deal with if someone is in earnest
but superficiality makes my skin crawl when it comes to intimacy

I know right. who cares if she has a moustache, saggy boobs or 1 tooth. If she makes you happy thats all that matters.Visual beauty isn't all it's cracked up to be. Would much rather be with someone that makes me happy, loves me for me, even if she did look like King Kong.


exactly - to each his own

now excuse me while I go shave my palms and floss my tooth bigsmile

rofl

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Thu 08/01/13 07:58 PM

Dry sex? Lmao. Don't ya know how to get a woman wet? Would need a mop bucket, sponge and a squigee when I'm done. If anything only dry sex I have is with my pillow of a night, not on purpose though, just happens. Lol


that was my thought also

what in crispy critters is dry sex???surprised noway

painful to even considerlaugh

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Thu 08/01/13 08:22 PM


Dry sex? Lmao. Don't ya know how to get a woman wet? Would need a mop bucket, sponge and a squigee when I'm done. If anything only dry sex I have is with my pillow of a night, not on purpose though, just happens. Lol


that was my thought also

what in crispy critters is dry sex???surprised noway

painful to even considerlaugh

rofl
Wouldn't have a clue

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Thu 08/01/13 08:30 PM

Usually it takes a few dates to really get to know a potential mate.flowerforyou Sitting across from each other while dining, talking, sharing a few jokes, people-watching, and getting to know one another is all fine and good,drinker but, what about the first meeting behind closed doors? Just exactly how far does the first impression extend? Are your options still open when the clothes come off and you find yourself contemplating a difficult decision?explode What if you are not exactly excited about what you see or what have may just occurred?noway What do you do then?grumble Do you tell your partner to go on a diet? Do you tell them to try an enhancement product? Find a new breath mint?bigsmile
First impression???huh Well, one thing for certain. One particular option is always open - "What If?"tears


Most of these things are things you'll already know about before getting naked.

And size doesn't matter a whole lot as long as you know what you're doing. If you don't know what you're doing, size isn't going to help you much.

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Thu 08/01/13 10:53 PM
Edited by Shy_Emo_chick on Thu 08/01/13 10:55 PM
Spilt my milk oops

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Thu 08/01/13 10:53 PM
Well hello you muscly thing biggrin. If his hygiene isn't good, then he ain't got a chance. Jmho, though, to be fair. You're not gonna sleep in the same bed as someone who smells like gone off cheese. I can't imagine telling someone to go on a diet after he got naked. That would just be cruel. :surpised:

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Fri 08/02/13 06:52 AM
Dry sex is when you make each other *** while wearing clothes. I cant.believe nobody has heard.of it

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Fri 08/02/13 06:59 AM

Dry sex is when you make each other *** while wearing clothes. I cant.believe nobody has heard.of it


sounds like a misnomer lol