and what would be the % on...say.. 7 million

Plane ticket to Rio and a Swiss Bank account and a lifetime on the run, is the percentage on that one Pony!

THE SOLUTION TO THIS IS TO CREST 'MY MONEY' IN A WAY HE CAN FEEL THE ALPHABETS. HELP HIM USE HIS HAND ON THE ALPHABETS, SINCE HE IS NOT DUMB, HE CAN TELL YOU WHERE YOUR MONEY IS..

Guess it looses in translation if it was a riddle.

Sad to say we see so many phony "charity" pleas that anything that is not something that has some accountability and even has a whiff of scam Red flags run up the flag pole.

the next Bonnie & Clyde

((OP)) so your riddle was answered.

there is more than one way to skin a cat...
I just prefer Husqvarna

The solution is to stop shouting, he ain't deaf, he's blind.
(Using capital letters is considered shouting online)

point taken..but he was actually deaf..then
went blind.

ps: maybe the OP doesn't know that cap locks
is considered shouting??

Ok my turn,
Three guys split the cost of the motel at $10 each.
the bell hop knocks on the room and says " we are
sorry but we over charge you guys and the cost is
only $25 dollars not 30.
so the boys took $1 each and gave the bell hop
$2 tip.
so with $1 back in their pockets would bring each of their contribution to now $9 each.
3�9 = 27 + $2 to the bell hop =$29, wbere is the
other dollar ???

lol...why wld i giv money to a deaf

ASSUMING DEAF MAN TO KEEP FOR YOU, AFTER TWO WEEKS YOU CAME BACK FOR THE MONEY JUST TO FIND OUT THAT HE IS NOW BLIND. HOW WILL YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK .

Certainly not but asking or writing. Professor Julious Sumner Miller, explained the meaning of *** u me it's was you make out of assume. I'm healthy, want me to hold the rest of your cash? Assume I'm not going to spend it.

The bell hop said he was sorry not stupid, at that cheap dive you get your tips up front. Harry

Beat him until he sees the Light,and can hear the Angels sing!
aha, a professional money lenders solution, go pro to get the job done, no witnesses either .

Now you've given Dodo David, exciting new ways to prepare dinner?

I got a Husqvarna, sewing-machine, so I didn't really get the comment. Only just found out they do garden stuff and chainsaws as well. Never ever heard or seen those over here.

They also do Trail bikes. The Forestry Commission, here in the UK use their tools mostly Crystal. Really good make!

yes he does get excited when cats are mentioned
your still up .lol

yeah still up, but not for much longer though. Gone 2 and I'm getting real
Lost track of time, was watching Supernatural

Secret hand shake

As you would know from your sewing machine that
Husqvarna is a Swedish company that in the year I started working in forestry in 1989 they celebrated their 300 year as a company.
probably started in weaponry?
In the 60s 70s they built dirt bikes.(motocross)

I was referring to there often been more than one
answer or method to getting something done.
hence: the metaphor there's more than one way
to skin a cat.
I run Husqvarna saws professionally so
I prefer Husky over sthil pro line.

I'm afraid it is. Don't worry. It'll all be over with soon.

If the dude is blind and deaf, he'd not be able to tell it was me, so I could so easily just take my money back as I please. There is no chance he'd know.