Topic: Why Women Love Me
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Mon 06/23/14 11:24 AM


I guess it's nice to think all women love you.smitten

Glad I've welcomed reality with open arms.ohwell

Scoob,
The reality is you're sweet and lovable.
You accept who you are and don't push people away with absurd egotistical arrogance.
That's what draws us to you even more.
We like you as you are and you know it's a sincere friendship.
I welcome you with open arms in a big hug. flowerforyou :heart:
Dreamerana, flowers :heart: big ole bear hugs back sweetie!

mr_king_solomon's photo
Mon 06/23/14 03:07 PM
LOL @ backhanded insults, butthurt comments, and hateration over an obvious light-hearted topic.

smokin

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Mon 06/23/14 04:07 PM

LOL @ backhanded insults, butthurt comments, and hateration over an obvious light-hearted topic.

smokin


Good evening Sol :)...Does that mean you have succeeded?........OR.....is pointing this out just another misguided attempt at light hearted humor?.......



smartwithsparks's photo
Mon 06/23/14 04:20 PM





Hi Everyone:heart: waving

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Mon 06/23/14 04:37 PM

The Most important thing is, that all women love me!

Women stand in front of a mirror at midnight and say my name 3 times...hoping the myth is true that I will appear in the night!


smokin


Generalize much?

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 06/23/14 04:42 PM
OK, Everyone. it's time to sing the OP author's theme song:

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I probably could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a Georgia dude tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

mrld_ii's photo
Mon 06/23/14 05:33 PM
@ dodo:


laugh laugh laugh




'Tis a curse, being a "hero among women", and all...


:thumbsup:

FearandLoathing's photo
Mon 06/23/14 07:17 PM

Let's start with my physique and face.

Greek gods have posters on their wall of ME!

glasses

Let's get to my intellect.

Well, that's self-evident, no need to beat a dead horse.

Come! Let's talk about why women love me!

:banana:


I assure you that I do not have a poster on my wall of you.smokin

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 06/23/14 07:20 PM
Edited by Dodo_David on Mon 06/23/14 07:20 PM


Let's start with my physique and face.

Greek gods have posters on their wall of ME!

glasses

Let's get to my intellect.

Well, that's self-evident, no need to beat a dead horse.

Come! Let's talk about why women love me!

:banana:


I assure you that I do not have a poster on my wall of you.smokin


He said Greek, not Geek. :tongue:

Thomas27's photo
Mon 06/23/14 07:24 PM



Let's start with my physique and face.

Greek gods have posters on their wall of ME!

glasses

Let's get to my intellect.

Well, that's self-evident, no need to beat a dead horse.

Come! Let's talk about why women love me!

:banana:


I assure you that I do not have a poster on my wall of you.smokin


He said Greek, not Geek. :tongue:






Let's start with my physique and face.

goddam GEEKS have posters on their wall of ME!

glasses

Let's get to my intellect.

Well, that's self-evident, no need to beat a dead horse.

Come! Let's talk about why women love me!

:banana:



Or did he? huh

smartwithsparks's photo
Mon 06/23/14 07:37 PM
I Know He Said Greek..
I Know What Greek Means
oops offtopic

Thomas27's photo
Mon 06/23/14 07:38 PM

I Know He Said Greek..
I Know What Greek Means
oops offtopic


Salad?

smartwithsparks's photo
Mon 06/23/14 07:40 PM
nope....lol

turtlebug01's photo
Mon 06/23/14 07:41 PM
Good luck with the mirror you'll end up dating :D im glad you and yourself are so happy togetherflowerforyou

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Mon 06/23/14 07:45 PM
Edited by Leigh2154 on Mon 06/23/14 07:51 PM


I Know He Said Greek..
I Know What Greek Means
oops offtopic


Salad?


Think "bend over and grab your ankles" Thomas!scared

:tongue:

smartwithsparks's photo
Mon 06/23/14 07:47 PM



I Know He Said Greek..
I Know What Greek Means
oops offtopic


Salad?


Think "bend over and grab you ankles" Thomas!scared

:tongue:




:banana: yay....oops :angel: :angel: :angel:

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Mon 06/23/14 07:51 PM




I Know He Said Greek..
I Know What Greek Means
oops offtopic


Salad?


Think "bend over and grab you ankles" Thomas!scared

:tongue:




:banana: yay....oops :angel: :angel: :angel:


Uh huh....smokin

Thomas27's photo
Mon 06/23/14 07:51 PM



I Know He Said Greek..
I Know What Greek Means
oops offtopic


Salad?


Think "bend over and grab you ankles" Thomas!scared

:tongue:


embarassed


(((Leigh))) (((Sparks)))

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Mon 06/23/14 07:55 PM




I Know He Said Greek..
I Know What Greek Means
oops offtopic


Salad?


Think "bend over and grab you ankles" Thomas!scared

:tongue:


embarassed


(((Leigh))) (((Sparks)))


waving Hiya handsome fellow Tennessean!!:wink: ...Was that piccy taken in Chattanooga ?....Love the walking bridge!love

seahawks's photo
Mon 06/23/14 07:55 PM

Let's start with my physique and face.

Greek gods have posters on their wall of ME!

glasses

Let's get to my intellect.

Well, that's self-evident, no need to beat a dead horse.

Come! Let's talk about why women love me!

:banana:
laugh laugh my guess is you would go for about 2 cartons of cigarettes laugh