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Topic: Why is chemistry so important to women?
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Sun 07/06/14 08:40 AM
They don't seem that bothered about looks. Why, are they philistines or something? Are they incapable of appreciating a fine looking physiognomy? No wonder all the great works of art were man made. It's well known that men are more visual. But the sad thing is that men have been tricked into thinking it's wrong to have such high regard for outward appearances. When really it is women who are shallow. For they are the ones incapable of appreciating real beauty.

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 07/06/14 08:48 AM
Was wondering how The Kingdom of Israel's most dangerous enemies fits in? happy happy

flowerforyou sorry

dcastelmissy's photo
Sun 07/06/14 08:52 AM

Was wondering how The Kingdom of Israel's most dangerous enemies fits in? happy happy

flowerforyou sorry


Maybe he sees "women" as giants??? :tongue:

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Sun 07/06/14 08:52 AM

Why is chemistry so important to women?


Because one may have her ion you.


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Sun 07/06/14 08:57 AM
I blame it on Ken, and Barbie dolls.
they spend their childhood. dressing up Barbie.. and playing with Ken!!
..rofl . the only time ken comes into play, is when Barbie needs him, to hold her purse while she try's something on...laugh laugh So "ken"now becomes a thing, an object in their minds. something pretty to look at.. a pretty useful thing...

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Sun 07/06/14 09:03 AM


Why is chemistry so important to women?


Because one may have her ion you.




but may be negative around water

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Sun 07/06/14 09:04 AM
It's important to everyone. If you don't have chemistry you are dull and lifeless to each other.

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Sun 07/06/14 09:05 AM


Was wondering how The Kingdom of Israel's most dangerous enemies fits in? happy happy

flowerforyou sorry


Maybe he sees "women" as giants??? :tongue:

rofl

runs screaming to The Pharisees

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Sun 07/06/14 09:08 AM


but may be negative around water


Haha. All the good ones argon.

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Sun 07/06/14 09:09 AM
Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!

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Sun 07/06/14 09:12 AM
Because, if you do not put the right amount of spicy tomato juice in the vodka, it just doesn't taste right...

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Sun 07/06/14 09:13 AM

Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!


That's not what I heard. I was told they went to a bar and she said, "I'll have an H2." Then he told the bartender, "I'll have an H2O too." And he died.

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Sun 07/06/14 09:15 AM
??????

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.

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Sun 07/06/14 09:20 AM

??????

H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?
Drinking.


No charge, Beach. :)

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Sun 07/06/14 09:22 AM
laugh Are you positive?

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Sun 07/06/14 09:28 AM
I Am.

Iodine and Americium agrees with me. :)

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Sun 07/06/14 09:32 AM
Well I guess if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Sun 07/06/14 09:40 AM
The Chemistry jokes are getting Boron. It's time to Barium.

Goodnight, Beach! It was Flourine, Uranium and Nitrogen! :D

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Sun 07/06/14 09:44 AM
The old "what do you do with a dead chemist bit".

but...Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting.

You're right! Sorry bout the hijack redmist!flowerforyou

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Sun 07/06/14 09:49 AM


Was wondering how The Kingdom of Israel's most dangerous enemies fits in? happy happy

flowerforyou sorry


Maybe he sees "women" as giants??? :tongue:


Amorite women? laugh

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