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Topic: The Old Girl ain't What She use to be
ChangeofHeart's photo
Tue 09/23/14 07:26 AM
Guys mid 40'to mid 50's. Do you think we need younger woman because older woman just wont hold up to the energy and sexual aids that we have?

sparkyae5's photo
Tue 09/23/14 07:51 AM

Guys mid 40'to mid 50's. Do you think we need younger woman because older woman just wont hold up to the energy and sexual aids that we have?


IN MOST CASES ITS NOT KEEPING UP ''ITS BECAUSE SHE IS BORED IT BECOMES SAMO SAMO SAMO---TOUCH THIS:heart: AND YOU GETlove

mrld_ii's photo
Tue 09/23/14 08:21 AM
<---- Old Woman Who is A-OK With NOT Keeping Up With You Middle-Aged Men's Sexual AIDS.

scared



ChangeofHeart's photo
Tue 09/23/14 03:06 PM

<---- Old Woman Who is A-OK With NOT Keeping Up With You Middle-Aged Men's Sexual AIDS.

scared



flowers

Rubicat's photo
Wed 09/24/14 04:41 AM

<---- Old Woman Who is A-OK With NOT Keeping Up With You Middle-Aged Men's Sexual AIDS.

scared



Also a lot of women dont need sexual aids! noway

ChangeofHeart's photo
Wed 09/24/14 10:10 AM


<---- Old Woman Who is A-OK With NOT Keeping Up With You Middle-Aged Men's Sexual AIDS.

scared



Also a lot of women dont need sexual aids! noway
A little Lube will do ya

willing2's photo
Wed 09/24/14 10:13 AM
Was reminded of this old commercial.


mrld_ii's photo
Wed 09/24/14 10:18 AM

scared

A little Lube will do ya


It's generally true that as women age, they may get drier; it is NOT a universal fact that as women age they dry up.


Getting drier simply means that it may be possible for a man to make it the requisite 3 minutes from start to finish, instead of sliding off and ending up on the floor during his 5th upstroke.



Jus' sayin'.


:angel:

soufiehere's photo
Wed 09/24/14 11:07 AM
The Old Girl ain't What She use to be

Much more likely the Old Guy can't keep up, hence the aids.

willing2's photo
Wed 09/24/14 11:18 AM
Lubin up?

Hey, honey. If I'm not there when you're ready go ahead and prime th pump.


ChangeofHeart's photo
Wed 09/24/14 09:41 PM


scared

A little Lube will do ya


It's generally true that as women age, they may get drier; it is NOT a universal fact that as women age they dry up.


Getting drier simply means that it may be possible for a man to make it the requisite 3 minutes from start to finish, instead of sliding off and ending up on the floor during his 5th upstroke.



Jus' sayin'.


:angel:
well you have to consider what mental exercises the man had to go through to try to get The Old Gal started. Just sayin flowers

ChangeofHeart's photo
Wed 09/24/14 09:46 PM

The Old Girl ain't What She use to be

Much more likely the Old Guy can't keep up, hence the aids.
Not true. He may need a little bit more than just a mental picture of how she use to be, to get himself started. At least its better than him cheatingsmitten

no photo
Wed 09/24/14 10:16 PM


The Old Girl ain't What She use to be

Much more likely the Old Guy can't keep up, hence the aids.
Not true. He may need a little bit more than just a mental picture of how she use to be, to get himself started. At least its better than him cheatingsmitten


willing2's photo
Thu 09/25/14 06:19 AM



The Old Girl ain't What She use to be

Much more likely the Old Guy can't keep up, hence the aids.
Not true. He may need a little bit more than just a mental picture of how she use to be, to get himself started. At least its better than him cheatingsmitten



I have a box full of those.
Just haven't been offered a receptacle to use them with.
Good chance for next week.

mrld_ii's photo
Thu 09/25/14 07:21 AM
Edited by mrld_ii on Thu 09/25/14 07:20 AM

well you have to consider what mental exercises the man had to go through to try to get The Old Gal started. Just sayin flowers



You middle-aged men pretend you're having sex with Johnny Depp instead, too?!?


shocked



Awwww, see...middle-aged men and middle-aged women aren't so far apart, after all!!! :thumbsup:


mrld_ii's photo
Thu 09/25/14 07:26 AM

I have a box full of those.
Just haven't been offered a receptacle to use them with.
Good chance for next week.


You silver-tongued, smooth-talking devil, you!!!


When you refer to us as a "receptacle", is it your intent that we should see ourselves as a "recycled trash bin" or more like a "c** dumpster"?



willing2's photo
Thu 09/25/14 07:26 AM


I have a box full of those.
Just haven't been offered a receptacle to use them with.
Good chance for next week.


You silver-tongued, smooth-talking devil, you!!!





mrld_ii's photo
Thu 09/25/14 07:39 AM
@ willing2:

Awwww...is THAT the reason you posted your "receptacle" comment...you were simply looking for a little more of my online attention?


Good to know.

willing2's photo
Thu 09/25/14 07:49 AM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc4XVLpyHSI

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Sing along@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

The Old Gray Mare

Written By: Unknown
Copyright Unknown


The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be,
Ain't what she used to be
The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.

Many long years ago,
Many long years ago,
The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.

The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.

Many long years ago,
Many long years ago,
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.

willing2's photo
Fri 09/26/14 08:10 AM

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