100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: give me your... | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
confession and ill tell you what your penance will be ;)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
confession... how do i start? will i need an attorney present? ...lol...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
confession... how do i start? will i need an attorney present? ...lol... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ohh k, i cant do the speed limit when iam on the hiway,,
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ohh k, i cant do the speed limit when iam on the hiway,,
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ohh k, i cant do the speed limit when iam on the hiway,,
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
and 12 OH SHITE!s
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ohh k, i cant do the speed limit when iam on the hiway,,
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ohh k, i cant do the speed limit when iam on the hiway,,
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ohh k, i cant do the speed limit when iam on the hiway,,
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Today, I cursed 87 times. It's not even noon yet. Also.. I gave an extra shake or 2, after my morning pee. 
It was shaking...no tugging involved. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Today, I cursed 87 times. It's not even noon yet. Also.. I gave an extra shake or 2, after my morning pee.
It was shaking...no tugging involved. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Thank you.
Your leniency and understanding is appreciated.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Thank you. Your leniency and understanding is appreciated.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
no1phD
on
Mon 03/30/15 11:22 AM
|
|
. please forgive me for I have sinned.
. when last at the dentist.. .... my female dentist was wearing this very low cut.. very cleavage revealing.. smock.... I could not help but look down into her Valley. of temptation..... I fear I needed to let my hands walk down into the valley.. ..... I saw that my female dentist.. could not help but notice my staff... ..... and at that moment.. the knockout gas too hold of me.. .... saving me from . falling deeper into sin....... but as the knockout gas begin to wear off...... I noticed and it was blurry at the time.... but I could have sworn... I saw my dentist using the spit tray and the rinsing spicket. . on herself.....hmm... but it was all so fuzzy...... but the funny thing is when I.. remove myself from the dentist chair.... I noticed I was unzipped.... oh well..... I digress.. ... my confession is this... I did not plug the parking meter.. and I did not receive a ticket...... I feel horrible.. can you offer me absolution.. 
. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
. please forgive me for I have sinned. . when last at the dentist.. .... my female dentist was wearing this very low cut.. very cleavage revealing.. smock.... I could not help but look down into her Valley. of temptation..... I fear I needed to let my hands walk down into the valley.. ..... I saw that my female dentist.. could not help but notice my staff... ..... and at that moment.. the knockout gas too hold of me.. .... saving me from . falling deeper into sin....... but as the knockout gas begin to wear off...... I noticed and it was blurry at the time.... but I could have sworn... I saw my dentist using the spit tray and the rinsing spicket. . on herself.....hmm... but it was all so fuzzy...... but the funny thing is when I.. remove myself from the dentist chair.... I noticed I was unzipped.... oh well..... I digress.. ... my confession is this... I did not plug the parking meter.. and I did not receive a ticket...... I feel horrible.. can you offer me absolution..
. Please....no graphic narratives of your visit to the proctologist. Please 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
... I do not see her till next week..lol
... that's a hole .. different sin |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I am sorry, Senator. But, I have no clear recollection of the events in question.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
. please forgive me for I have sinned. . when last at the dentist.. .... my female dentist was wearing this very low cut.. very cleavage revealing.. smock.... I could not help but look down into her Valley. of temptation..... I fear I needed to let my hands walk down into the valley.. ..... I saw that my female dentist.. could not help but notice my staff... ..... and at that moment.. the knockout gas too hold of me.. .... saving me from . falling deeper into sin....... but as the knockout gas begin to wear off...... I noticed and it was blurry at the time.... but I could have sworn... I saw my dentist using the spit tray and the rinsing spicket. . on herself.....hmm... but it was all so fuzzy...... but the funny thing is when I.. remove myself from the dentist chair.... I noticed I was unzipped.... oh well..... I digress.. ... my confession is this... I did not plug the parking meter.. and I did not receive a ticket...... I feel horrible.. can you offer me absolution..
. Please....no graphic narratives of your visit to the proctologist. Please
|
|
|
|
|
