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mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Mon 03/30/15 08:37 AM
confession and ill tell you what your penance will be ;)

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Mon 03/30/15 08:39 AM
confession... how do i start? will i need an attorney present? ...lol...

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Mon 03/30/15 08:41 AM
confession... how do i start? will i need an attorney present? ...lol...

d__u__b Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 15048	Mon 03/30/15 09:16 AM


2469nascar Joined Fri 11/22/13 Posts: 5231	Mon 03/30/15 09:27 AM
ohh k, i cant do the speed limit when iam on the hiway,,

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Mon 03/30/15 09:29 AM
ohh k, i cant do the speed limit when iam on the hiway,, 6 hail mary's

2469nascar Joined Fri 11/22/13 Posts: 5231	Mon 03/30/15 09:39 AM
ohh k, i cant do the speed limit when iam on the hiway,, 6 hail mary's OK now can i have that DR PEPPER?

d__u__b Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 15048	Mon 03/30/15 09:39 AM
and 12 OH SHITE!s

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Mon 03/30/15 09:42 AM
ohh k, i cant do the speed limit when iam on the hiway,, 6 hail mary's OK now can i have that DR PEPPER? yes

2469nascar Joined Fri 11/22/13 Posts: 5231	Mon 03/30/15 09:46 AM
ohh k, i cant do the speed limit when iam on the hiway,, 6 hail mary's OK now can i have that DR PEPPER? yes AAWWW your the best,,thank u

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Mon 03/30/15 09:47 AM
ohh k, i cant do the speed limit when iam on the hiway,, 6 hail mary's OK now can i have that DR PEPPER? yes AAWWW your the best,,thank u

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Mon 03/30/15 10:15 AM
Today, I cursed 87 times. It's not even noon yet. Also.. I gave an extra shake or 2, after my morning pee. It was shaking...no tugging involved.

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Mon 03/30/15 10:18 AM
Today, I cursed 87 times. It's not even noon yet. Also.. I gave an extra shake or 2, after my morning pee. It was shaking...no tugging involved. 25 hail marys dirty dirty

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Mon 03/30/15 10:24 AM
Thank you. Your leniency and understanding is appreciated.

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Mon 03/30/15 10:30 AM
Thank you. Your leniency and understanding is appreciated.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 03/30/15 11:21 AM Edited by no1phD on Mon 03/30/15 11:22 AM
. please forgive me for I have sinned. . when last at the dentist.. .... my female dentist was wearing this very low cut.. very cleavage revealing.. smock.... I could not help but look down into her Valley. of temptation..... I fear I needed to let my hands walk down into the valley.. ..... I saw that my female dentist.. could not help but notice my staff... ..... and at that moment.. the knockout gas too hold of me.. .... saving me from . falling deeper into sin....... but as the knockout gas begin to wear off...... I noticed and it was blurry at the time.... but I could have sworn... I saw my dentist using the spit tray and the rinsing spicket. . on herself.....hmm... but it was all so fuzzy...... but the funny thing is when I.. remove myself from the dentist chair.... I noticed I was unzipped.... oh well..... I digress.. ... my confession is this... I did not plug the parking meter.. and I did not receive a ticket...... I feel horrible.. can you offer me absolution.. .

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Mon 03/30/15 11:27 AM
. please forgive me for I have sinned. . when last at the dentist.. .... my female dentist was wearing this very low cut.. very cleavage revealing.. smock.... I could not help but look down into her Valley. of temptation..... I fear I needed to let my hands walk down into the valley.. ..... I saw that my female dentist.. could not help but notice my staff... ..... and at that moment.. the knockout gas too hold of me.. .... saving me from . falling deeper into sin....... but as the knockout gas begin to wear off...... I noticed and it was blurry at the time.... but I could have sworn... I saw my dentist using the spit tray and the rinsing spicket. . on herself.....hmm... but it was all so fuzzy...... but the funny thing is when I.. remove myself from the dentist chair.... I noticed I was unzipped.... oh well..... I digress.. ... my confession is this... I did not plug the parking meter.. and I did not receive a ticket...... I feel horrible.. can you offer me absolution.. . Please....no graphic narratives of your visit to the proctologist. Please

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 03/30/15 11:29 AM
... I do not see her till next week..lol ... that's a hole .. different sin

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3441	Mon 03/30/15 11:29 AM
I am sorry, Senator. But, I have no clear recollection of the events in question.

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Mon 03/30/15 11:31 AM
. please forgive me for I have sinned. . when last at the dentist.. .... my female dentist was wearing this very low cut.. very cleavage revealing.. smock.... I could not help but look down into her Valley. of temptation..... I fear I needed to let my hands walk down into the valley.. ..... I saw that my female dentist.. could not help but notice my staff... ..... and at that moment.. the knockout gas too hold of me.. .... saving me from . falling deeper into sin....... but as the knockout gas begin to wear off...... I noticed and it was blurry at the time.... but I could have sworn... I saw my dentist using the spit tray and the rinsing spicket. . on herself.....hmm... but it was all so fuzzy...... but the funny thing is when I.. remove myself from the dentist chair.... I noticed I was unzipped.... oh well..... I digress.. ... my confession is this... I did not plug the parking meter.. and I did not receive a ticket...... I feel horrible.. can you offer me absolution.. . Please....no graphic narratives of your visit to the proctologist. Please