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Great cook wants to add some spice to your life.
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this thread is funny
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I'm smart, beautiful, funny...why am I STILL single?
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  Nutz! Fingers suddenly too stiff and I forgot what I was gonna say, anyhow.   |
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I'm smart, beautiful, funny...why am I STILL single? I'm funnier. |
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Edited by
bashajones
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Thu 04/30/15 08:18 AM
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"I'm a cheesehead that enjoys dressing up like Batman"...
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What are you shaking over there? This is a PG site. |
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my room is a mess, I am prone to outbursts of tears, I live with my mom LOL... 
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It puts the lotion on it's skin? Don't you hurt my precious!!!!
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Do you think I'm too pretty to work? Of course you are. You're too pretty to work. You're too pretty to be single. You're too pretty to be on dating site. I'm also pretty funny but nobody loves me. 
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"Willing to lie about where we met"....
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"Satisfaction guaranteed or your orgasm back"....
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I'm a Schizophrenic and so am i!!!
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"Wanna fool around?"
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Jump to conclusions! Fly off the handle! Roll on the floor, laughing!
SOMEthing we do will be good exercise. Let's work out? |
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Thu 04/30/15 09:10 AM
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My soul mate's gonna be my only property. Guys who can commit unconditionally only need apply.
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"I was born on Jupiter"
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Thu 04/30/15 09:33 AM
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If you can't handle me at my Lindsay Lohan, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my Beyonc�.
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I need a toe sucker.
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I like to save my toe nail clippings. wanna see?
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