Topic: Online Dating Profile Headline!
no1phD's photo
Wed 04/29/15 03:41 PM
act fast.. this one time amazingly low introductory price.. won't last forever..lol. operators are standing by to take your order now...:banana:

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Wed 04/29/15 03:54 PM

act fast.. this one time amazingly low introductory price.. won't last forever..lol. operators are standing by to take your order now...:banana:

no1phD!
What are you doing here on my thread?
Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive (hey-hey)

no1phD's photo
Wed 04/29/15 04:02 PM
I'm sorry I didn't realize.. this was not the.. over possessive women topic..lmao....hi u.. and I never say goodbye... just till we meet again..lol

JustScribbles's photo
Wed 04/29/15 04:03 PM
I know. 'You're laughing at me, not with me.' Ummm, wait...

TMommy's photo
Wed 04/29/15 04:05 PM
my room is a mess, I am prone to outbursts of tears, I live with my mom

no1phD's photo
Wed 04/29/15 04:06 PM
all true she's ^^not making any of it up..lmao

TMommy's photo
Wed 04/29/15 04:09 PM

all true she's ^^not making any of it up..lmao


Goofball73's photo
Wed 04/29/15 05:22 PM
Allow me to Twitter all over your Facebook.

JustScribbles's photo
Wed 04/29/15 05:58 PM
If you'd said, 'What the hell am I doin'?' BEFORE clicking meither of us would be poking our eyes out now.

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Wed 04/29/15 06:37 PM
Do you think I'm too pretty to work?

SuzQ66's photo
Wed 04/29/15 06:49 PM
One of my personalities is bound to like you!

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Wed 04/29/15 07:01 PM
This perv's says: "Hi...Love to eat someone"

laugh drinker

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Wed 04/29/15 07:02 PM
Why are all the good pervs all so far away???

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Wed 04/29/15 07:03 PM
Edited by IamwhoIam1 on Wed 04/29/15 07:10 PM
^ wait, that wasn't my headline



TMommy's photo
Wed 04/29/15 07:05 PM
I will lick your wounds noway

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Wed 04/29/15 07:08 PM

Why are all the good pervs all so far away???


Texas is like another planet.

2469nascar's photo
Wed 04/29/15 07:14 PM
I have my own place,,in my moms basement

Goofball73's photo
Wed 04/29/15 07:24 PM
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

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Wed 04/29/15 11:20 PM

'And God created Woman' - I just wanna 'make' one.



Oh, i like this ^ :: laugh :angel:

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Thu 04/30/15 03:13 AM
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Thu 04/30/15 03:30 AM

Do you think I'm too pretty to work?

Of course you are.
You're too pretty to work.
You're too pretty to be single.
You're too pretty to be on dating site.laugh