Topic: Funny lines...
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Sun 06/28/15 01:56 AM
"Im not fat. In fact, im so sexy that it overflows."

"Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence -- a life sentence."

"A crush is like a math problem. If you can't get it, you just stare at it."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. If the doctor is cute, i don't want the apple."

"If you are in a relationship, stop trying to figure out who is wearing the pants between the two of you. A relationship works best when both of you are not wearing pants."

"A smart wife makes sure she spends so much that her husband cannot afford another woman."

"Science has discovered a food that diminishes sex drive by 90%. A wedding cake."

:tongue:

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Sun 06/28/15 04:14 AM
"Last night I drank at a bar, so I took a bus home.
It may not seem like much to you, but I've never
driven a bus before."

antoniocarpacci's photo
Thu 07/09/15 01:38 AM
It's hard to face a problem if the problem is your face.

when I was younger, my mom was so embarrassed on my ugliness that he only put negatives on our family album.

whatssuup's photo
Thu 07/09/15 07:21 AM


A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

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Sat 04/30/22 01:54 AM
:grin::grin::grin:

 Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ's photo
Sat 04/30/22 01:54 AM
"Im not fat. In fact, im so sexy that it overflows."

"Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence -- a life sentence."

"A crush is like a math problem. If you can't get it, you just stare at it."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. If the doctor is cute, i don't want the apple."

"If you are in a relationship, stop trying to figure out who is wearing the pants between the two of you. A relationship works best when both of you are not wearing pants."

"A smart wife makes sure she spends so much that her husband cannot afford another woman."

"Science has discovered a food that diminishes sex drive by 90%. A wedding cake."

:yum:

:thumbsup::grin:

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Sat 04/30/22 03:05 AM
All lines were funnylaugh .

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Sat 04/30/22 01:22 PM
all true and to the point :smiley: