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Topic: can you ruin a date in one sentence?
TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Sat 07/25/15 05:49 PM
how good are ya? say it's the first time meeting she or he knows very little about you but you are not interested and want to book it to the nearest exit what would you say?

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Sat 07/25/15 05:54 PM
those jeans make you look fat.........that should do the trick...

Datwasntme Joined Fri 07/25/14 Posts: 9701	Sat 07/25/15 05:57 PM Edited by Datwasntme on Sat 07/25/15 05:58 PM
pull out a can of stinky fart spray make a fart noise , spray the spray "look her in the eye and say i only do that about every 15 min or so , you will get used to it after a while" " or just start an agument with myself and the other 25 voices in my head out load while changing my voice for all of them " oh i could be here all day lol those 2 are the first that came to mind but truth be told i would just tell the truth i am not one to lie <shrug>

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Sat 07/25/15 05:59 PM
my biological clock is ticking, I hope you don't shoot blanks

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Sat 07/25/15 06:04 PM
lean way over and say " does this look infectious to you?"

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Sat 07/25/15 06:05 PM
lean way over and say " does this look infectious to you?"

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Sat 07/25/15 06:06 PM
your gonna need a shot if you wanna come home with me tonight

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 07/25/15 06:08 PM
... I live at home with my parents if you're not going to eat all those french fries can I have them

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Sat 07/25/15 06:10 PM
your gonna need a shot if you wanna come home with me tonight lol

devildog123 Joined Mon 09/08/14 Posts: 3902	Sat 07/25/15 06:11 PM
Can you drive me to the parole office tomorrow? I have to get the ankle bracelet put on

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Sat 07/25/15 06:17 PM
your gonna need a shot if you wanna come home with me tonight lol c you imagine if the conversation went like this...your gonna need a shot now that we have spent the night together, but the herpes im afraid that ones for life.

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Sat 07/25/15 06:19 PM
can we pick up my friend kiki she workin the block tonight, she the one in the red

lu_rosemary Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 9123	Sat 07/25/15 06:19 PM Edited by lu_rosemary on Sat 07/25/15 06:19 PM
lean way over and say " does this look infectious to you?" .,, i Love you..lol ......

lu_rosemary Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 9123	Sat 07/25/15 06:20 PM Edited by lu_rosemary on Sat 07/25/15 06:21 PM
can we pick up my friend kiki she workin the block tonight, she the one in the red ..,. Hi mom'

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Sat 07/25/15 06:22 PM
can we pick up my friend kiki she workin the block tonight, she the one in the red ..,. Hi mom' hi

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Sat 07/25/15 06:22 PM
"yes I agree this place does have great ambiance in fact, I met all my ex-husbands here "

germanchoclate1981 Joined Wed 10/18/06 Posts: 1245	Sat 07/25/15 06:36 PM
Have you ever had an espresso enema?

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Sat 07/25/15 06:50 PM
i did have the op but they couldn't remove all of it so when you do go down there just push it out the way, it shouldn't spring back

2469nascar Joined Fri 11/22/13 Posts: 5231	Sat 07/25/15 06:50 PM
can you flip for the bill,my mom wouldnt loan me any money tonight....

mom333 Joined Sun 06/15/14 Posts: 1238	Sat 07/25/15 06:54 PM
that doctor trippin thinking he can tell me i got a weak bladder, don't worry baby you got a shower aint ya