Topic: Funeral Home
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Mon 10/15/07 05:39 PM
This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit.
He asks,
"Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"
But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to buy one.
When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.
He says,
"Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another deceased was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So . . . I switched the heads"

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blonderockermom's photo
Mon 10/15/07 05:42 PM
Ewwww, thats awful..noway laugh

geo54's photo
Mon 10/15/07 06:11 PM
never saw it cominglaugh laugh laugh

peachiegirl28's photo
Mon 10/15/07 06:17 PM
nothin like sum dead humorlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

lizardking19's photo
Mon 10/15/07 06:45 PM
YEAH!!!!!!

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Mon 10/15/07 06:58 PM
UK, you are just wrong!Probably why I like your posts!

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Mon 10/15/07 08:22 PM
Strange, yet funny!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Fade2Black's photo
Mon 10/15/07 08:40 PM
that's just wrong on so many levels noway laugh

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Mon 10/15/07 09:03 PM
laugh

jessed's photo
Mon 10/15/07 10:42 PM
laugh laugh