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| Topic: GRAND OPENIN' REDNECK COMEDY CLUB | |
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WELCOME & THANK YALL FOR COMMIN'- It's open mike night here at the club I'll be your host til' I gotta go do the money thing.
You know you're at a redneck golf course when the water trap has a BAIT & TACKLE shop |
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hey I know you're out there. I can hear ya breathin'
Someones gotta be 1st to step up, that's why it's open mike night 
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YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK, WHEN YOU ARE AT A BAIT & TACKLE SHOP, AND ASK FOR GOLF CLUBS
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tanks Dawn,..... pretty name, always liked it.
1at girl friend in high school was named Dawn, we were a good couple til' I told her my friend had a horse named Dawn
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that's right tiger, step on up & have fun
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YOU CAN TELL A REDNECK WHEN YOU SEE ONE........YOU JUST CAN'T TELL HIM MUCH
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Redneck always has a heygene kit for his ears
truck keys
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when your ucle is your dad???
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& I'm my own granpa
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i must be my own grandma then...lol...and i ride my bike across town to the church food pantry with a wagon tied on the back..
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a rednecks fridge is always well stocked
with BEER & WIPCREAM 
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well it sounded funny in my own head at the time...stocked w/what oppossum?? skunk?? and pbr??? i'm a true redneck whitetrash...my grandmother was a maid and married her 75 yr old boss when she was 14, had to move from ky to in...yeeehawww
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w/oppossum??? skunk?? and pbr??? i'm true redneck whitetrash, my grandmother was a maid for a 75 yr old dr's family and she married him when she was 14...yeehaww
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i was confused for a min...do better w/blonde jokes...
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funny stuff bgeorge
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you too mr alphabet soup
how do people get along w/no sense of humor??? hey keep the jokes comin' .. can you name the 12 gifts for a redneck xmas???? i forget them except the tires
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breakem' out , bg step on up
redneck, blonde, we don't scriminate lookin' 4 funny & I know you can do it.... |
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thanks for the vote of confidence..i think??? my daughter's favorite is: my mom's so blonde she thought she had to take a giant spoon the superbowl...thanks ainsley annabelle...mommy hears you...brenda
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& ya know they gotta study for a P test
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