A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him.

She says "hello."

He's rather taken back because he can't place where he
knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of
one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says 'My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???

She looked into his eyes and said calmly, 'No, I'm
your son's teacher.'

oops!!! too funny

so funny....

Damn it!!

I've always loved that one!

that's a riot Good story