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Profession: business
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Profession: business  obviously none of yours!
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Email “cleverly hidden” in a profile.
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When they want their profile rated but there is nothing there to rate  I think they just trying to pull in as many viewers as possible Nancy. Its a fishing strategy  how did i miss this one?!! i totally agree !! that is what i have been thinking. good to see that i am not the only one thinking this way. |
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Profession: business obviously none of yours! it may sound like they are saying "it is my business, what do you have to do with it? why do you need to know?!!" but more likely that they do not really have proper job to be mentioned or named
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Profession: business obviously none of yours! it may sound like they are saying "it is my business, what do you have to do with it? why do you need to know?!!" but more likely that they do not really have proper job to be mentioned or named I also suspect that "Nigerian prince" could leave open to all kinds of ridicule and suspicion 
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Profession: business obviously none of yours! it may sound like they are saying "it is my business, what do you have to do with it? why do you need to know?!!" but more likely that they do not really have proper job to be mentioned or named I also suspect that "Nigerian prince" could leave open to all kinds of ridicule and suspicion are there guys on the site calling them Nigerian Prince?? |
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Profession: business obviously none of yours! it may sound like they are saying "it is my business, what do you have to do with it? why do you need to know?!!" but more likely that they do not really have proper job to be mentioned or named I also suspect that "Nigerian prince" could leave open to all kinds of ridicule and suspicion No i was referring to their occupation, presuming they were scammers  are there guys on the site calling them Nigerian Prince?? |
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Edited by
butribu
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Tue 03/22/16 03:19 PM
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the profile says never married the guy has the wedding ring on the photo :d edit: escape from the ban ! lol |
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Three faces all holding up drinks
in a single profile picture screaming at the camera  
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What gets my goat is all the fake profiles, stolen from the web profile pics, and cam girls trying to sucker guys into a "we need your credit card to verify your age, but won't charge you anything!" scams.
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do they ask for that at the beginning of the conversation or do they wait for the conversation to get sincere.. or ?..
i do really wonder. |
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I think the ones with no pics and/or info about themselves that say they will send a pic and tell ya more when they get your number or email...ok..and if I am not interested ya just go off into the sunset...sure...wish they could read I prefer to stay on the site...oh well
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Or she will put up one picture.. and fill "NOTHING" in,, and I am supposed to be a wizard and come up with an opening line that don't make me sound like the dough ball she just dumped 2 months prior
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guys shorter than me
 i am 1.68 not any tall think about someone even shorter than me
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When her Profile picture has her and a guy in it..
Like Ohh!! Is this your ex? Maybe just a Friend you are banging now? Could be the dude that tries to threaten me not to hurt her feelings when we meet,Then I have to throat punch him and say back the F*** up because he don't know me or what I am about and he should not be threatening me.. might even be her brother in which that is kinda weird. would he like me to check in for approval and see where he thinks I should take her on our first date.. Maybe even a coworker who seems awfully to friendly, how about a guy she grew up with playing "Show me yours Ill show you Mien in the shed".... ""This is for entertainment purposes only"" PS He turned out to be a gay friend who gives her fashion tips and braids her hair |
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hhahaha ya pictures put on here with anyone else in them come across as weird to strangers
could be a perfectly innocent pic of you camping and fishing with your brothers last summer but all a woman sees is four guys holding up fish  or it might be a perfectly nice Dad standing next to his daughter getting ready to go to prom and a woman may think " what is he bragging he can bag some young chick?" might be a pick of you holding your little lap doggie and he is giving ya a kiss and a woman might think "eeeeeewy like he is gonna kiss me with that mouth" 
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Edited by
isaac_dede
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Thu 03/24/16 09:20 AM
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I'm not sure if any of the women here will follow the advice given...but just in case some are listening and abiding. Here's a must do list
1. It's very important to be topless(close up) in at least one of your pics....this is important so guys can be sure that what you're advertising is truthful, and not just padding. 2. You should also have at least one full-body nude....you know so us clueless guys can be sure you're actually a women. 3. Have a phone number listed somewhere on your profile, so the interested party can call at anytime...this is so that when we call we are sure your husband isn't the answering at 10pm. 4. Please list AT LEAST one credit card in your profile, this will be used strictly for age verification. ..we want to make sure you're legal after all. 5. If you've followed all the above steps, you will get a 50% discount on a special jar of air I collected while flying. This high-altitude air is thinner than normal air, and is highly valuable because of the dangerous methods used to collect it(standing in the wing and fanning into a jar) normally it goes for 100,000 (U.S dolllars) but because you followed the directions above, and I like people thst listen well...I'm willing to let it go for 50,000 only |
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Oh my! Some of these are hilarious! I don't think I made any of these mistakes, but I will certainly double check
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My pet peeves for profiles is when most of the info has no answer and the pics are not of the person themself
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