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Topic: Cinnamon Roll Container Explodes In Shoplifters Butt
Lpdon's photo
Thu 04/14/16 02:20 PM





Let this serve as a warning for all those needing
to use the back door to shoplift implosive refrigerator
items, thanks for sharing.


something to remember, thank you... and that should apply to the front door, for the ladies as well...
Yep....which is the original version of this fake news story.


Ok I was laughing and enjoying this story and not really caring if it was true or not.
Now not so funny after this comment..
It is just now icky
Icky? Yep, she'd agree laugh


...that is, if it were true lol


It is, it's in Wal-Mart's APIS Loss Prevention and incident system.

mightymoe's photo
Thu 04/14/16 02:24 PM




Let this serve as a warning for all those needing
to use the back door to shoplift implosive refrigerator
items, thanks for sharing.


something to remember, thank you... and that should apply to the front door, for the ladies as well...
Yep....which is the original version of this fake news story.


Ok I was laughing and enjoying this story and not really caring if it was true or not.
Now not so funny after this comment..
It is just now icky


icky? lol

no photo
Thu 04/14/16 02:31 PM






Let this serve as a warning for all those needing
to use the back door to shoplift implosive refrigerator
items, thanks for sharing.


something to remember, thank you... and that should apply to the front door, for the ladies as well...
Yep....which is the original version of this fake news story.


Ok I was laughing and enjoying this story and not really caring if it was true or not.
Now not so funny after this comment..
It is just now icky
Icky? Yep, she'd agree laugh


...that is, if it were true lol


It is, it's in Wal-Mart's APIS Loss Prevention and incident system.
No, no it isnt...a can of cinnamon rolls didnt blow up in a shoplifters butt...or in a female shoplifters vagina...another fake news story and one which I think spawned the Emerald Herald one you have in the OP

But to be fair, I have no doubt that a Walmart somewhere has a record of cinnamon rolls getting stolen....even shoved in some shoplifters pants...just not up his azz and then exploding as the thread title claims.

no photo
Thu 04/14/16 02:31 PM


i wonder whether that photo is before or after the explosion.

mightymoe's photo
Thu 04/14/16 02:32 PM



i wonder whether that photo is before or after the explosion.


maybe during?

no photo
Thu 04/14/16 02:34 PM
ahahahhahahaha didn't think about that possibility. more likely.

Robxbox73's photo
Thu 04/14/16 04:03 PM



i wonder whether that photo is before or after the explosion.


Yea he's got that,OMG, I need a new bumhole. Anybody got a huge towel???

no photo
Thu 04/14/16 04:33 PM




i wonder whether that photo is before or after the explosion.


Yea he's got that,OMG, I need a new bumhole. Anybody got a huge towel???


cannot believe that they gave his full name and his photo on the news, and they obviously chose this picture to finish his life totally

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