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Topic: Best and Worst Pick-up Lines
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Sat 04/16/16 11:49 AM

We have all used them or had them used on us, so lets hear the worst and best.

1. I seem to have lost my phone # can I have yours?
2. You are so hot your going to melt the elastic in my underwear.

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Sat 04/16/16 12:34 PM
the first one is better.


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Sat 04/16/16 12:52 PM

the first one is better.




:smile: :smile:

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Sat 04/16/16 01:11 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 04/16/16 03:08 PM
Nice legs...

What time do they open?

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Sat 04/16/16 03:14 PM

Nice legs...

What time do they open?


That would get you something....I am not sure what?:smile:

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Sat 04/16/16 03:40 PM
HE if I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? She How would you like a bust in the mouth? lame

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Sat 04/16/16 03:57 PM

HE if I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? She How would you like a bust in the mouth? lame


may be lame, but have actually seen it used, and yes he was busted in the mouth :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Sat 04/16/16 04:20 PM
Does this smell like chloroform.
What has 100 teeth and is holding back the Incredible Hulk? My fly

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Sat 04/16/16 04:28 PM
Edited by sybariticguy on Sat 04/16/16 04:29 PM
Actually, pick up lines are immature and quite ineffective A preferred method is to be honest, direct and simply find a common issue to use for the introduction as sincerity tends to be effective when done honestly. There is not a guarantee that anything 0ne says will work what matters is that one does it well and often the results will work but its a process that requires much confidence and continued effort to prevail If you are naïve and believe its simple you will learn quickly that its a cultivated social skill that once mastered is effective.I had a gentleman watch me meet people in a social setting and afterword offered me 1500 to teach him how to find the confidence, social skills and needed responses and was glad to help...

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Sat 04/16/16 04:41 PM

Actually, pick up lines are immature and quite ineffective A preferred method is to be honest, direct and simply find a common issue to use for the introduction as sincerity tends to be effective when done honestly. There is not a guarantee that anything 0ne says will work what matters is that one does it well and often the results will work but its a process that requires much confidence and continued effort to prevail If you are naïve and believe its simple you will learn quickly that its a cultivated social skill that once mastered is effective.I had a gentleman watch me meet people in a social setting and afterword offered me 1500 to teach him how to find the confidence, social skills and needed responses and was glad to help...


I fully agree with you but you cannot deny that some still use them, most times to no avail, but they keep trying.:smile:

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Sat 04/16/16 04:42 PM

Does this smell like chloroform.
What has 100 teeth and is holding back the Incredible Hulk? My fly


If you say its true it must be :banana:

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Sat 04/16/16 04:43 PM


Actually, pick up lines are immature and quite ineffective A preferred method is to be honest, direct and simply find a common issue to use for the introduction as sincerity tends to be effective when done honestly. There is not a guarantee that anything 0ne says will work what matters is that one does it well and often the results will work but its a process that requires much confidence and continued effort to prevail If you are naïve and believe its simple you will learn quickly that its a cultivated social skill that once mastered is effective.I had a gentleman watch me meet people in a social setting and afterword offered me 1500 to teach him how to find the confidence, social skills and needed responses and was glad to help...


I fully agree with you but you cannot deny that some still use them, most times to no avail, but they keep trying.:smile:
Yes lack of skills and desperation ( not to mention alcohol)often motivate much of human behavior often with negative consequences

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Sat 04/16/16 04:53 PM
Did it hurt falling down here from heaven?




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Sat 04/16/16 05:05 PM

HE if I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

This was actually used on me once by a kid about 25.. I looked in right dead in the eye and said only if you want to die...



I honestly have never been good at pick up lines nor do I remember most that I hear...

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Sat 04/16/16 05:10 PM



Actually, pick up lines are immature and quite ineffective A preferred method is to be honest, direct and simply find a common issue to use for the introduction as sincerity tends to be effective when done honestly. There is not a guarantee that anything 0ne says will work what matters is that one does it well and often the results will work but its a process that requires much confidence and continued effort to prevail If you are naïve and believe its simple you will learn quickly that its a cultivated social skill that once mastered is effective.I had a gentleman watch me meet people in a social setting and afterword offered me 1500 to teach him how to find the confidence, social skills and needed responses and was glad to help...


I fully agree with you but you cannot deny that some still use them, most times to no avail, but they keep trying.:smile:
Yes lack of skills and desperation ( not to mention alcohol)often motivate much of human behavior often with negative consequences

I agree with you but really lack of skills and desperation they are cheesy pick up lines it's a joke people who say them are just doing it for a laugh

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Sat 04/16/16 05:23 PM



Actually, pick up lines are immature and quite ineffective A preferred method is to be honest, direct and simply find a common issue to use for the introduction as sincerity tends to be effective when done honestly. There is not a guarantee that anything 0ne says will work what matters is that one does it well and often the results will work but its a process that requires much confidence and continued effort to prevail If you are naïve and believe its simple you will learn quickly that its a cultivated social skill that once mastered is effective.I had a gentleman watch me meet people in a social setting and afterword offered me 1500 to teach him how to find the confidence, social skills and needed responses and was glad to help...


I fully agree with you but you cannot deny that some still use them, most times to no avail, but they keep trying.:smile:
Yes lack of skills and desperation ( not to mention alcohol)often motivate much of human behavior often with negative consequences



What is that saying? Ignorance is bliss? :smile:

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Sat 04/16/16 05:24 PM

Did it hurt falling down here from heaven?







I like it :banana: :banana:

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Sat 04/16/16 05:25 PM


HE if I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

This was actually used on me once by a kid about 25.. I looked in right dead in the eye and said only if you want to die...



I honestly have never been good at pick up lines nor do I remember most that I hear...


I think we all tend to forget them until something or someone brings them up.
:smile:

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Sat 04/16/16 09:31 PM

A guy should never be named "Sue" as Johnny Cash said. A female named Candy ahhh
* Eye candy,,,arm candy,,,eating Candy grumble

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