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Edited by
MM31972
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Mon 04/18/16 03:13 AM
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You Tell Me ........ 'I Asked' ? ( haha )
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Where are the coffee bars ?
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that question has stumped Philosophers for ages!
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It depends on whether it was CNBC or Fox News who reported the crossing.
It's quite possible that there's no real controversy at all, and that all that really happened was that reporters from both networks were in the White House press room, and THOUGHT they overheard a report about a chicken and a road, and then rushed back to the studio to ask "profound" questions about this new Federal Policy issue. Chances are, all it was was the reporter from the Times, ordering KFC, and telling the delivery guy he would meet him "across the road" from the White House. |
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to meet her rooster...
  
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...was avoiding that RANDY little Easter Bunny wanting to make those funny eggs again.
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...was avoiding that RANDY little Easter Bunny wanting to make those funny eggs again. Dang... Beat me to my answer... |
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Obama made him do it!
 
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Obama made him do it! Diversity & redistribution of wealth.  
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It depends on whether it was CNBC or Fox News who reported the crossing. It's quite possible that there's no real controversy at all, and that all that really happened was that reporters from both networks were in the White House press room, and THOUGHT they overheard a report about a chicken and a road, and then rushed back to the studio to ask "profound" questions about this new Federal Policy issue. Chances are, all it was was the reporter from the Times, ordering KFC, and telling the delivery guy he would meet him "across the road" from the White House. Nice one
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why did the Moebius-Chicken cross the Road?
To stay on the same Side,of Course! 
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You Tell Me ........ 'I Asked' ? ( haha )  That's why!
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Topic: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
Humm.. It seen chalk markings that said ' Trump' & it crossed over for psychotherapy, a rally, & a paid interviewed on 'self induced PTSD' Hhhaaa.. Oh yea..I went there.
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Well if chicken can fly they won't crossing the road.
I think that's the make sense answer possibly given. I know it's sounds silly. |
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Well if chicken can fly they won't crossing the road. I think that's the make sense answer possibly given. I know it's sounds silly. Hhhaaa. But are they smart enough to know they can fly a few feet? Or are they 'bottom heavy'? Looks like a hop, skip & a jump to me. .
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Edited by
graygentleman
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Mon 04/18/16 10:36 PM
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Maybe it was because everyone across the street was eating beef and the chicken thought it would be safer???
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http://divination.tumblr.com/post/3751191345/
 Chicken Dance Song: http://youtu.be/aWjeITmDmmo/ 02:42 |
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He found a 2 for 1 deal on a super duper heating lamp.
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