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Topic: Whos Azz do you have to kiss?
BreakingGood's photo
Sat 06/25/16 01:44 PM
Everybody has to kiss Azz. So, who's Azz are you kissing? Women whom are flexible enough to kiss their own Azz please message me. I'm interested in you. love Prostitutes need not reply. Sluts are okay though. :wink:


Dodo_David's photo
Sat 06/25/16 01:53 PM
This thread is going to need popcorn.

SitkaRains's photo
Sat 06/25/16 02:09 PM

This thread is going to need popcorn.


scoot over my friend... This could be good...

Ummm I do have to chime in
I haven't kissed azz for years...
Might be a novel experience.

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Sat 06/25/16 02:25 PM

This thread is going to need popcorn.
And Lysol and ChapStick....

Annierooroo's photo
Sat 06/25/16 02:52 PM
In what terms do you mean

1 greasing to someone because you want something?
I personally don't do that. I am to straight up for that and just get my own without the kissing arse way.

2 actually kissing their arse?
You have to be kidding me!
Yuck why would you want to risk someone farting in your face?
Noooo wayyyyy.


Move over you two I want to watch this too.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Sat 06/25/16 02:57 PM


This thread is going to need popcorn.
And Lysol and ChapStick....

I dunno why, but that made me think of beef jerky. Dammit, now I want beef jerky, grmble ...

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Sat 06/25/16 03:00 PM
Also wondering who the person in the picture is ... no way is that a 45 yr old man ...

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Sat 06/25/16 03:01 PM



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Sat 06/25/16 03:39 PM
Edited by SassyEuro2 on Sat 06/25/16 03:40 PM

Everybody has to kiss Azz. So, who's Azz are you kissing? Women whom are flexible enough to kiss their own Azz please message me. I'm interested in you. love Prostitutes need not reply. Sluts are okay though. :wink:




Okay... spock

Well.. It has been years, since I kissed real a@s. Hhhaaa..
*Shout out to the sperm donor, they are magnificent off shoots* laugh

But, the most recent, would be this week with a relative, I put up with more than I normally would, because I was concerned about another relative.


Robxbox73's photo
Sat 06/25/16 03:45 PM
It just not in my action vocabulary. Divorced, Taking care of Dad, good Career. Good friends. Boss that likes me because I argue with him. Yup no need for that tihs!

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 06/25/16 04:18 PM



This thread is going to need popcorn.
And Lysol and ChapStick....

I dunno why, but that made me think of beef jerky. Dammit, now I want beef jerky, grmble ...


Step into a Slimjim!!!!!!!
(a catch phrase for a commercial here in the States Crystal....for a nitrate filled, meat like snack)

Manturkey1's photo
Sat 06/25/16 04:26 PM
That would be more like
mounds and almond joy .

noway

Robxbox73's photo
Sat 06/25/16 04:33 PM
Don't forget the Jr. Mints!

Dodo_David's photo
Sat 06/25/16 04:41 PM



This thread is going to need popcorn.
And Lysol and ChapStick....

I dunno why, but that made me think of beef jerky. Dammit, now I want beef jerky, grmble ...


Here you go:


RustyKitty's photo
Sun 06/26/16 03:30 PM

Also wondering who the person in the picture is ... no way is that a 45 yr old man ...

you know it sista..winking :laughing:

darkowl1's photo
Sun 06/26/16 03:45 PM
Edited by darkowl1 on Sun 06/26/16 03:46 PM
just kiss??? she just puts it in my face and all I can do is kiss???mad that's a terrible tease! can't do just that.... I'm gonna pin em down, smile wickedly, and eat hungrily, and eat hardy damn good at that!devil devil devil yeah that.... that there... I want some of that!:banana:

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Sun 06/26/16 03:52 PM
I would only kiss a hot chicks sweet azz right before she feels my manhood penetrating every nerve in her body & driving her crazy

Manturkey1's photo
Sun 06/26/16 04:04 PM
huh huh

Don't you mein the headboard ¿¿

IgorFrankensteen's photo
Sun 06/26/16 04:07 PM
Hmm. Well, I've never kissed an "AZZ" before.

But I kissed an ADZ once.

Just a typical dumb sort of joke on my part, you know.

In case you don't know, an ADZ is an ancient axe-like tool, commonly used for dressing timbers to use in building a house.

It's an Historians thing.

I've heard that some "azzes" wear hats, or are hats. Are you looking for a hat? I'd personally go with wearing something other than an "azz" on my head, myself. People who I first met, might get confused about my intentions.

Manturkey1's photo
Sun 06/26/16 04:10 PM
I would say it but not going to..not that I would but ... I think I hear that basement door opening .

scared

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