Ok..now.. this is a secret hiding place..
So don't tell a lot of people about it..
But... sometimes I will go hide in the Attic.. and wait patiently for the person that's looking for me...
To slowly stick their head up through the attic opening.. hoping to see me up there.... but as soon as they pop their head up through the opening... I slip a hangman's noose around their neck..
And hoist them up off the ladder. That they're standing on
... and while laughing ,I say to them..
Aren't you glad you thought of looking up here for me..lol...you win!!.. found me..!!!.lol..

I prefer the pin the tail on the donkey approach

blind fold me

hand me something sharp

take me for a spin

and I will find the jack azz

one reasons is ... we have this high expectation to find that perfect person... while there is always .. the right person for you ... online or off...

Perhaps relocating is a possible solution as small towns are cozy but not always conducive to singles whereas a large metropolitan area is full of singles and have activities to match if not move then stay a week end or so to get some exposure...

I've met nice guys just not the one... I'm still hopeful and since I don't go out this is my link to singles for now. But yes it is very hard to find someone...