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Topic: Don't piss off a new mom!
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Sat 08/06/16 10:27 PM
""A mother breastfeeding in public allegedly 'squirted her boob' at a woman who told her to move somewhere private.
The incident is said to have happened in a park in Dartford, Kent this week and was later reported on a local Facebook forum.
The post states: 'To the lady in Dartford park who thought it was appropriate to breastfeed her baby whist my child and very easily distracted husband sat nearby.
'I don't think it was necessary for you to react the way you did just because I asked you to go somewhere private, telling me to f*** off and squirting me with your boobs was incredibly uncalled for. I hope you are ashamed of yourself!'""
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3725576/Breastfeeding-mother-squirted-boob-woman-complained.html





Thanks for the mammaries!!! rofl

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Sat 08/06/16 10:50 PM
and very easily distracted husband sat nearby.
Sounds, to me, like he's just easily pacified....



Oh cmon! Am I gonna hafta sit here and nurse this thread?! laugh

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Sat 08/06/16 10:51 PM


""A mother breastfeeding in public allegedly 'squirted her boob' at a woman who told her to move somewhere private.
The incident is said to have happened in a park in Dartford, Kent this week and was later reported on a local Facebook forum.
The post states: 'To the lady in Dartford park who thought it was appropriate to breastfeed her baby whist my child and very easily distracted husband sat nearby.
'I don't think it was necessary for you to react the way you did just because I asked you to go somewhere private, telling me to f*** off and squirting me with your boobs was incredibly uncalled for. I hope you are ashamed of yourself!'""
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3725576/Breastfeeding-mother-squirted-boob-woman-complained.html





Thanks for the mammaries!!! rofl
looks possibly like mad cow disease spock :wink:
Should a just asked her to mooo-ve over just a lil bit.....




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Sat 08/06/16 10:54 PM


and very easily distracted husband sat nearby.
Sounds, to me, like he's just easily pacified....



Oh cmon! Am I gonna hafta sit here and nurse this thread?! laugh


Reb, do you have mommy issues and still nurse, at least try and nurse???

rofl rofl rofl
Such a cold reception of my post...down right nipply, I mean...nippy!

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Sat 08/06/16 11:00 PM

and very easily distracted husband sat nearby.
Sounds, to me, like he's just easily pacified....



Oh cmon! Am I gonna hafta sit here and nurse this thread?! laugh


Reb, do you have mommy issues and still nurse, at least try and nurse???

rofl rofl rofl

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Sat 08/06/16 11:05 PM



and very easily distracted husband sat nearby.
Sounds, to me, like he's just easily pacified....



Oh cmon! Am I gonna hafta sit here and nurse this thread?! laugh


Reb, do you have mommy issues and still nurse, at least try and nurse???

rofl rofl rofl
Such a cold reception of my post...down right nipply, I mean...nippy!


Ya well sometimes they get a bit hard and point out the obvious...

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Sat 08/06/16 11:07 PM




and very easily distracted husband sat nearby.
Sounds, to me, like he's just easily pacified....



Oh cmon! Am I gonna hafta sit here and nurse this thread?! laugh


Reb, do you have mommy issues and still nurse, at least try and nurse???

rofl rofl rofl
Such a cold reception of my post...down right nipply, I mean...nippy!


Ya well sometimes they get a bit hard and point out the obvious...
Udderly ridiculous!!

















OK OK I'm done laugh Good night all!

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Sat 08/06/16 11:28 PM

Bet reb has a wet dream and floods his bed .. .. Watch out for projectile body fluids .. Night night smooched






laugh OK you crack me the hell up but I really gotta get some sleep drinker


And that damn drinker emote....THATS what started this thread in the first place lol

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Sat 08/06/16 11:37 PM

Bet reb has a wet dream and floods his bed .. .. Watch out for projectile body fluids .. Night night smooched


I think you have the right end of that bet! LOL


To Reb, enjoy your dreams tonight!!!

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Sun 08/07/16 03:23 AM
Definitely the funniest topic I've ever seen here, had me in stitches
rofl rofl rofl rofl

Rebel and Email, you're hilarious, great sense of humour, love it.

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Sun 08/07/16 03:52 AM
Having milked both the cows, at some point in my life, I have never done so in public....because it would be udderly embarrassing and and it would be pointless...just saying..

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Sun 08/07/16 04:17 AM
Edited by joethebricky on Sun 08/07/16 04:18 AM
I'm on the Mothers side.

Maybe her reaction was a little OTT


Boobs are like train sets at Christmas, made for kids but the Dad always wants to play with them.

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Sun 08/07/16 04:44 AM



""A mother breastfeeding in public allegedly 'squirted her boob' at a woman who told her to move somewhere private.
The incident is said to have happened in a park in Dartford, Kent this week and was later reported on a local Facebook forum.
The post states: 'To the lady in Dartford park who thought it was appropriate to breastfeed her baby whist my child and very easily distracted husband sat nearby.
'I don't think it was necessary for you to react the way you did just because I asked you to go somewhere private, telling me to f*** off and squirting me with your boobs was incredibly uncalled for. I hope you are ashamed of yourself!'""
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3725576/Breastfeeding-mother-squirted-boob-woman-complained.html





Thanks for the mammaries!!! rofl
looks possibly like mad cow disease spock :wink:
Should a just asked her to mooo-ve over just a lil bit.....








laugh

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Sun 08/07/16 07:07 AM

Definitely the funniest topic I've ever seen here, had me in stitches
rofl rofl rofl rofl

Rebel and Email, you're hilarious, great sense of humour, love it.
It WAS quite a titillating topic, wasn't it? laugh

And thanks to all who got a laugh out of it like I did.drinker Damn story cracked me the hell up when I saw it....juvenile I know, but I admit it lol

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Sun 08/07/16 09:24 AM
Thanks for keeping us abreast of the story.


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Sun 08/07/16 09:38 AM

Thanks for keeping us abreast of the story.


You're welcome...and your support is uplifting.

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Sun 08/07/16 10:55 AM
Dang... scared

I guess the mom has a right to whip them out where ever and put the babe to the old feedbag..

I do think that was way over the top...
I am sure glad it wasn't me that got squirted.. someone might have been wearing warm coffee or???

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Sun 08/07/16 11:06 AM

Dang... scared

I guess the mom has a right to whip them out where ever and put the babe to the old feedbag..

I do think that was way over the top...
I am sure glad it wasn't me that got squirted.. someone might have been wearing warm coffee or???


Pretty sure if a man had been squirted he would have responded with: "let me go grab the cookies and I'll be right over for my snack time"
slaphead

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Sun 08/07/16 11:25 AM

I'm on the Mothers side.

Maybe her reaction was a little OTT


Boobs are like train sets at Christmas, made for kids but the Dad always wants to play with them.

ha, ha.. I agree..
When done discreetly, breast-feeding a baby in public, should be a non-issue..

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Sun 08/07/16 11:36 AM


I'm on the Mothers side.

Maybe her reaction was a little OTT


Boobs are like train sets at Christmas, made for kids but the Dad always wants to play with them.

ha, ha.. I agree..
When done discreetly, breast-feeding a baby in public, should be a non-issue..



I would guess the breastfeeding mother was not being discreet based in the actions taken by the offended mother.

But If she was being discreet, then the woman deserved to be squirted...

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