Topic: Snoring as a Profile Question?
Mike6615's photo
Wed 11/23/16 06:35 AM
On a more humorous note, I was wondering if "Snores" or "Have you been told you snore yes/no" might someday appear on the profile questions under "Lifestyle".
(I have had to use foam earplugs on occasion.)

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Wed 11/23/16 06:41 AM
Edited by crimsonandclover on Wed 11/23/16 06:48 AM
My ex would snore horribly and grind his teeth.

Rooster35's photo
Wed 11/23/16 06:55 AM
Edited by Rooster35 on Wed 11/23/16 06:58 AM
How about passing gas? That's an issue for couples too. Can they add a question about if you fart in bed or not, and if you do whether you trap it under the covers or let it escape?

Robxbox73's photo
Wed 11/23/16 07:29 AM
Then again there's the triple threat...Grinder, wall shaker and sheet lifter! Now that gal is a keeper.

soufiehere's photo
Wed 11/23/16 07:47 AM
Let me save you some time.
Everybody will do all those things sooner or later.

So it you posed it as a profile query, there would
be only 2 choices of reply:

1) I do none of those things, I am horrified or
2) I lied about #1.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Wed 11/23/16 10:09 AM
You could say "Snore but in a really cute way! (seeing is believing!)"
Okay, that last part is somewhat suggestive, lol.

"Gentle during the day, a lumberjack at night"
Okay, also somewhat suggestive...
Hmmm.. I see how snoring can be a bit of a problem.

Just be arrogant about it maybe? --> "I snore, but damn I'm worth it!"

Oh heck... just don't go on a date without condoms and earplugs.
If you do a good job with the first, she may not even need the earplugs, will just pass out in happy joyful bliss. Also called "Orgasm induced coma". Yes, women can have that too.


mysticalview21's photo
Wed 11/23/16 12:37 PM

On a more humorous note, I was wondering if "Snores" or "Have you been told you snore yes/no" might someday appear on the profile questions under "Lifestyle".
(I have had to use foam earplugs on occasion.)


yep sure do while on vacation we all stayed in one rm everyone did not like my snoring... I never hear myself so does not bother me lol now my dad could snore ... I wonder who was worse now... me or him ... that would be fun to know ...

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 11/23/16 05:56 PM

On a more humorous note, I was wondering if "Snores" or "Have you been told you snore yes/no" might someday appear on the profile questions under "Lifestyle".
(I have had to use foam earplugs on occasion.)


huh I didn't know that snoring was a lifestyle. noway

inni_dreamz's photo
Wed 11/23/16 07:25 PM
laugh


My guess is not many would be forthcoming with this information.

We sort of hope you already like us quite a bit before you find these things out, and as soufie said - everyone does it.

I recently asked a guy if he still believed it when girls said they don't fart, burp or poop. laugh