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Topic: Funny Tee Shirt Quotes
Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Wed 03/22/17 06:40 AM
Messy hair I don't care! On a t shirt I got for my 5 year old niece She has the most amazing blonde wispy hair!

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Wed 03/22/17 07:06 AM
The T-shirt I'm wearing right now. "I used to be Schizophrenic, but we're OK now!" Back side says "Don't Panic"

RainDropJWLZ Joined Fri 04/22/16 Posts: 1	Sun 04/23/17 01:59 AM
Physicists do it theoretically I may have a bad mouth, but I can do great things with it. how can I think outside the box if they won't let me out of it! Disturbingly strange, but ultimately lovable. my birthday suit has boobs

Unknow Joined Wed 09/19/12 Posts: 1852	Sun 04/23/17 06:03 AM
My tuxedo's at the cleaners, deal with it!

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Sun 04/23/17 06:07 AM
My tuxedo's at the cleaners, deal with it! hi mate

Unknow Joined Wed 09/19/12 Posts: 1852	Sun 04/23/17 06:10 AM Edited by Unknow on Sun 04/23/17 06:11 AM
My tuxedo's at the cleaners, deal with it! hi mate Happy Super Sunday Mikey4usweety

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sun 04/23/17 06:11 AM
Hug dealer.

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Sun 04/23/17 06:17 AM Edited by Unknow on Sun 04/23/17 06:17 AM
Hitlers tour of Europe Sept 1939 Poland April 1940 Norway May 1940 Luxembourg May 1940 Holland May 1940 France June 1940 England (cancelled ) April 1941 yugoslav May 1941 Greece August 1942 Russia (cancelled ) July 1945 the bunker, Berlin Thanks funky, and you!

Unknow Joined Wed 09/19/12 Posts: 1852	Sun 04/23/17 06:24 AM
Hitlers tour of Europe Sept 1939 Poland April 1940 Norway May 1940 Luxembourg May 1940 Holland May 1940 France June 1940 England (cancelled ) April 1941 yugoslav May 1941 Greece August 1942 Russia (cancelled ) July 1945 the bunker, Berlin ^^^^^ ^^^^^

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Sun 04/23/17 07:00 AM
Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup Don't Make Me Get My Wand! We Could Mate -- But Then Id Have To Kill You "I'M NOT BALD This is just a Solar Panel for my SEX MACHINE!" "I irritate you on purpose... because I think it's funny." "Crowded Elevators Smell Different to SHORT PEOPLE" "ALL STRESSED OUT & Nobody To Choke" "Revenge is below me. But accidents will happen." "Yes.. I have a dirty mind and you're on it..." "I MEANT TO BEHAVE BUT THERE WERE TOO MANY OTHER OPTIONS" "I am fluent in three languages... ENGLISH, SARCASM & PROFANITY!" "SARCASM falls out of my mouth, just like STUPID falls from yours." "I'm a BAD INFLUENCE But... Damn I'M FUN!!!" "I'm actually NOT FUNNY. I'm just REALY MEAN and people THINK I'm joking." "Lord, Give Me Patience Because if you give me STRENGTH, I'm Gonna Need BAIL MONEY to go with it!" "NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS TIRED OF HER CRAP" "I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun." "I love my computer. All my friends live in there" "I WORK HARD BECAUSE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON WELFARE DEPEND ON ME" "Smile if you're not wearing panties."

Starhawk69 Joined Fri 03/24/17 Posts: 88	Sun 04/23/17 07:24 AM
A t shirt I got from my late wife, " tell your boobs to stop staring me in the eyes."

Unknow Joined Sat 01/11/14 Posts: 23369	Sun 04/23/17 07:28 AM
A t shirt I got from my late wife, " tell your boobs to stop staring me in the eyes." That would go well in the 'tall men and big boob thread!

Starhawk69 Joined Fri 03/24/17 Posts: 88	Sun 04/23/17 07:35 AM
A t shirt I got from my late wife, " tell your boobs to stop staring me in the eyes." That would go well in the 'tall men and big boob thread! U r right, forgot about that,,,, rushing now to post