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Topic: monologue - part 5
joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Wed 04/05/17 03:46 AM
the main borders are clear in my head drink as much as you wish, but do not drink & drive and do not drink & hurt you can take as many wives as you can, as long as you will be able to buy each of them a sports car, holiday every couple of months, limitless credit car, a house etc. the woman can take as many husbands as they wish, of course the same rules as the above applies as we are living in the world of equal rights. taking care of animals is double good points. peeing in the sea and swimming pools is double sin points, because fish may not like it. i may not like it too as i eat fish. stealing is normal sin point. sth should be counted normal so that the others being double will make some sense. i am still thinkg about the details also the name. Who in their right mind would want another wife if they had you

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24660	Wed 04/05/17 03:48 AM Edited by Beachfarmer on Wed 04/05/17 03:49 AM
Am thinking it wouldn't bother me to be husband #3 or 4

butribu Joined Tue 03/17/15 Posts: 10495	Wed 04/05/17 03:48 AM
u mean the shoes or the buns?

butribu Joined Tue 03/17/15 Posts: 10495	Wed 04/05/17 03:50 AM
the main borders are clear in my head drink as much as you wish, but do not drink & drive and do not drink & hurt you can take as many wives as you can, as long as you will be able to buy each of them a sports car, holiday every couple of months, limitless credit car, a house etc. the woman can take as many husbands as they wish, of course the same rules as the above applies as we are living in the world of equal rights. taking care of animals is double good points. peeing in the sea and swimming pools is double sin points, because fish may not like it. i may not like it too as i eat fish. stealing is normal sin point. sth should be counted normal so that the others being double will make some sense. i am still thinkg about the details also the name. Who in their right mind would want another wife if they had you OMG !! U made my day Joe i wish i had gentlemen like you around me here. i wouldnt stay single then :))

butribu Joined Tue 03/17/15 Posts: 10495	Wed 04/05/17 03:52 AM
Am thinking it wouldn't bother me to be husband #3 or 4 the conditions are good, i wouldnt be bothered either lol house, credit card, holiday, car, etc ..

butribu Joined Tue 03/17/15 Posts: 10495	Wed 04/05/17 03:53 AM
i am not decided yet though should drinking be allowed or should it be a "must" ? lol

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24660	Wed 04/05/17 03:58 AM Edited by Beachfarmer on Wed 04/05/17 03:59 AM
Am thinking it wouldn't bother me to be husband #3 or 4 the conditions are good, i wouldnt be bothered either lol house, credit card, holiday, car, etc .. I wonder if after individual house chores are done, the husbands can sit around, drink beer, and play poker. ....when the Sultaness...is out performing her royal duties

butribu Joined Tue 03/17/15 Posts: 10495	Wed 04/05/17 04:08 AM
the husbands of course can enjoy themselves. they have to. they must!! enjoying yourself is a must too ! :)) the sultans have to perform their duties too, that may be quite tiring with several husbands though.. here i have a solution for this too. energy drinks!! lol

butribu Joined Tue 03/17/15 Posts: 10495	Wed 04/05/17 04:09 AM
as i said i am still working on the details :D

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24660	Wed 04/05/17 04:11 AM
Energy Drinks....LMAO!

butribu Joined Tue 03/17/15 Posts: 10495	Wed 04/05/17 04:18 AM
some other 5x5 boosters as well lol

Unknow Joined Wed 09/19/12 Posts: 1852	Wed 04/05/17 04:41 AM
the main borders are clear in my head drink as much as you wish, but do not drink & drive and do not drink & hurt you can take as many wives as you can, as long as you will be able to buy each of them a sports car, holiday every couple of months, limitless credit car, a house etc. the woman can take as many husbands as they wish, of course the same rules as the above applies as we are living in the world of equal rights. taking care of animals is double good points. peeing in the sea and swimming pools is double sin points, because fish may not like it. i may not like it too as i eat fish. stealing is normal sin point. sth should be counted normal so that the others being double will make some sense. i am still thinkg about the details also the name. Who in their right mind would want another wife if they had you Slow down Joe, I'm trying to write this stuff down. You're The Man!

butribu Joined Tue 03/17/15 Posts: 10495	Wed 04/05/17 04:59 AM
you guys made me laugh at the moment we have a lot of workers at home driving me crazy, making me stressed u took all my stress out, thank you :D

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Wed 04/05/17 05:18 AM
the main borders are clear in my head drink as much as you wish, but do not drink & drive and do not drink & hurt you can take as many wives as you can, as long as you will be able to buy each of them a sports car, holiday every couple of months, limitless credit car, a house etc. the woman can take as many husbands as they wish, of course the same rules as the above applies as we are living in the world of equal rights. taking care of animals is double good points. peeing in the sea and swimming pools is double sin points, because fish may not like it. i may not like it too as i eat fish. stealing is normal sin point. sth should be counted normal so that the others being double will make some sense. i am still thinkg about the details also the name. Reading about your new Religion. Seems as though I won't be able to participate. I wouldn't be able to afford 1 wife, let alone any others... Guess I'm drinking alone.

butribu Joined Tue 03/17/15 Posts: 10495	Wed 04/05/17 05:22 AM
the main borders are clear in my head drink as much as you wish, but do not drink & drive and do not drink & hurt you can take as many wives as you can, as long as you will be able to buy each of them a sports car, holiday every couple of months, limitless credit car, a house etc. the woman can take as many husbands as they wish, of course the same rules as the above applies as we are living in the world of equal rights. taking care of animals is double good points. peeing in the sea and swimming pools is double sin points, because fish may not like it. i may not like it too as i eat fish. stealing is normal sin point. sth should be counted normal so that the others being double will make some sense. i am still thinkg about the details also the name. Reading about your new Religion. Seems as though I won't be able to participate. I wouldn't be able to afford 1 wife, let alone any others... Guess I'm drinking alone. don't worry, that was not a MUST, just an allowance :d i could accompany you drinking, and wouldnt ask for a house or a car for it

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Wed 04/05/17 05:26 AM
the main borders are clear in my head drink as much as you wish, but do not drink & drive and do not drink & hurt you can take as many wives as you can, as long as you will be able to buy each of them a sports car, holiday every couple of months, limitless credit car, a house etc. the woman can take as many husbands as they wish, of course the same rules as the above applies as we are living in the world of equal rights. taking care of animals is double good points. peeing in the sea and swimming pools is double sin points, because fish may not like it. i may not like it too as i eat fish. stealing is normal sin point. sth should be counted normal so that the others being double will make some sense. i am still thinkg about the details also the name. Reading about your new Religion. Seems as though I won't be able to participate. I wouldn't be able to afford 1 wife, let alone any others... Guess I'm drinking alone. don't worry, that was not a MUST, just an allowance :d i could accompany you drinking, and wouldnt ask for a house or a car for it I would go for that Butribu!

butribu Joined Tue 03/17/15 Posts: 10495	Wed 04/05/17 05:46 AM
this evening there is the lottery if i win, all the drinks are on me

Unknow Joined Wed 09/19/12 Posts: 1852	Wed 04/05/17 05:52 AM
this evening there is the lottery if i win, all the drinks are on me I'm packing a case, what's the weather forecast for the weekend?

butribu Joined Tue 03/17/15 Posts: 10495	Wed 04/05/17 07:24 AM
this evening there is the lottery if i win, all the drinks are on me I'm packing a case, what's the weather forecast for the weekend? saturday a few showers but sunny full sun ! it says 17°C so it will be about 25 at the beach :)) wait 4 more hours then i will send you the flight ticket lol

butribu Joined Tue 03/17/15 Posts: 10495	Wed 04/05/17 07:28 AM
today with all those workers in our place, under all that stress.. when i sat by my laptop, still talking to them and at the same time looking at the screen.. several times mum caught me smiling but 1 time i couldnt help laughing out. she looked at me strangely lol but she didnt say anything as she knows about my forum chats :D