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Topic: I Have No Feet!
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Fri 04/21/17 10:01 AM
Edited by soufiehere on Fri 04/21/17 10:17 AM
So when one has to take meds for blood pressure
they can make one dizzy and one tends to fall.
Down.

So I have been practicing..falling.
So the next time I was ready to pass out, I purposefully
collapsed..inward, legs crossed, down on the fanny.

Problem was, both feet were tucked in, going the wrong
way when I fell, injuring all the ridge tendons
in each foot.

It is like I have no feet.
Have you ever tried to do anything with no feet?
Bathroom ablutions are the first priority, then water,
then food..then pain management..then cleanliness.

One learns to scoot real fast.
And the bed looks like Grand Central Station.
And I am bed-bound for the duration.
Me and my bedpan.
The pain is such I think it will be weeks.
Happened yesterday.
Encouragement is much appreciated :-)

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Fri 04/21/17 10:12 AM
Ouch! !
The first thing that came to mind when I noticed your thread was the film 'happy feet ' and the little penguin slaphead
I think you must keep the weight off them as much as possible but at the same time keep them moving to prevent stiffness

Just one other thing, I thought it a bit rude to say you fell on your 'fanny '
It means something completely different here rofl
Good luck flowerforyou

soufiehere's photo
Fri 04/21/17 10:16 AM
Edited by soufiehere on Fri 04/21/17 10:17 AM
Thank you :-)
I must pretend the feet are simply not there.
Very strange.

Ummm, what does fanny mean besides fanny?

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Fri 04/21/17 10:19 AM
Ladies bits smile2
What does it mean there?

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Fri 04/21/17 10:21 AM

So when one has to take meds for blood pressure
they can make one dizzy and one tends to fall.
Down.

So I have been practicing..falling.
So the next time I was ready to pass out, I purposefully
collapsed..inward, legs crossed, down on the fanny.

Problem was, both feet were tucked in, going the wrong
way when I fell, injuring all the ridge tendons
in each foot.

It is like I have no feet.
Have you ever tried to do anything with no feet?
Bathroom ablutions are the first priority, then water,
then food..then pain management..then cleanliness.

One learns to scoot real fast.
And the bed looks like Grand Central Station.
And I am bed-bound for the duration.
Me and my bedpan.
The pain is such I think it will be weeks.
Happened yesterday.
Encouragement is much appreciated :-)


I guess you have said this in perfect English
But reading it you sound like the queen bigsmile

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Fri 04/21/17 10:23 AM
Sweetie that sounds awful. My best wishes for a speedy recovery

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Fri 04/21/17 10:24 AM
Edited by Unknow on Fri 04/21/17 10:25 AM
Oh, dear!!!

Like mikey4yousweety I thought this might be about someone's inability to dance. I wish it were as what actually happened made me wince.

Over here the fanny is the next exit to the one you call the fanny. Landing on that would have required extreme splits rofl

Here's hoping you have a speedy recovery flowers

soufiehere's photo
Fri 04/21/17 10:27 AM
hahahahahahahaha youz guyz :-)

Well by fanny I meant the obvious one hahahaha

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 04/21/17 10:28 AM
Edited by TxsGal3333 on Fri 04/21/17 10:29 AM
Ohh my girl~~~ I have been on crutches and one leg down but never both that was hard enough for me..

Makes getting around really hard.... get you a small stool on rollers if you have flat floors through out the house but not wheelchair accessible it can make a big difference..

Hahahah ice chest next to the bed for snacks and drinks while Krupa is at work..... and a potty chair... your set.. ohh lots of books too..

I feel for ya if I was close I would come keep ya company~~~bigsmile

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Fri 04/21/17 10:28 AM

Oh, dear!!!

Like mikey4yousweety I thought this might be about someone's inability to dance. I wish it were as what actually happened made me wince.

Over here the fanny is the next exit to the one you call the fanny. Landing on that would have required extreme splits rofl

Here's hoping you have a speedy recovery flowers

laugh
Thanks for getting me out of a whole funky
****, now that sounds bad rofl

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Fri 04/21/17 10:29 AM

hahahahahahahaha youz guyz :-)

Well by fanny I meant the obvious one hahahaha

We'll settle for 'butt ' but don't settle to hard! ! bigsmile flowerforyou

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Fri 04/21/17 10:31 AM


hahahahahahahaha youz guyz :-)

Well by fanny I meant the obvious one hahahaha

We'll settle for 'butt ' but don't settle to hard! ! bigsmile flowerforyou


rofl

soufiehere's photo
Fri 04/21/17 10:34 AM
Well anyone who cares to can walk a mile in my shoes.
I won't be needing them for a bit.

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Fri 04/21/17 10:36 AM

Well anyone who cares to can walk a mile in my shoes.
I won't be needing them for a bit.

If they are a size 11 uk , or equivalent and not more than a 4 inch heel I'll take them. funky, maybe I can go out tonight! rofl

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Fri 04/21/17 10:40 AM


Well anyone who cares to can walk a mile in my shoes.
I won't be needing them for a bit.

If they are a size 11 uk , or equivalent and not more than a 4 inch heel I'll take them. funky, maybe I can go out tonight! rofl


If you're asking, I'm dancing love

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Fri 04/21/17 10:59 AM
I'm askin, you dancin? drinks

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Fri 04/21/17 11:01 AM

I'm askin, you dancin? drinks


laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 04/21/17 11:04 AM
Don't forget, eatin is cheatin, as they say in Birkenhead! drinks
Digressing a bit, hope you get well soon soufiehere flowers

soufiehere's photo
Fri 04/21/17 11:35 AM
Edited by soufiehere on Fri 04/21/17 12:25 PM

..Just one other thing, I thought it a bit rude to say you fell on your 'fanny '
It means something completely different here rofl
Good luck flowerforyou

hahaha TxsGal ^^^^ googled it and sure enough,
in Britain it has a whole different meaning.

You Brits :-)

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Fri 04/21/17 11:38 AM


..Just one other thing, I thought it a bit rude to say you fell on your 'fanny '
It means something completely different here rofl
Good luck flowerforyou

hahaha TxsGal ^^^^ googled it and sure enough,
in Britain it ha a whole different meaning.

You Brits :-)

That is why an American woman shouldn't get involved with an English guy, could be very awkward rofl

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