Sooo.. you're with your new love interest.... you're driving to the local mall.. when suddenly you feel that urge.. that Unstoppable.. desire to..
".FART"... now luckily you're able to hold it in until you park.. and get out of the car.. but he or she is still right there...lol... so my question is how soon is too soon to let loose the real you....lol....... same question for going number 2 in their bathroom...

Hmmm.. do you simply run down to the local gas station or hold it in until you get to your own place...

Come on people!! we've all being here..

This conversation really stinks ;)

Oh man, this site has reached a new low.

...
come on now !we all have found ourselves in this situation...
Wondering at some point in the relationship
...hmmmm... is today the day, I just don't get up an excuse myself and leave the room...lol.. or do I keep myself from laughing too hard because ...I'm a little fearful I might just let a little fart slip...lmao.fart oops

kinda hard to believe you've been out of
high school for about 20 years now...

If it happens, it happens.

... give or take a year or two..lol

A mite before soon, a skoch before on time, a jigger before too late.


Never too soon.
I carry around baggies and a sharpie.
I fart in the baggie, seal it up, name it, then take it home and keep it in an aquarium, like sea monkeys, watch them bob around.

I treat it like we adopted a puppy together.


I wear diapers until the 7th date, or 4th time I've been to their place, or having spent at least 6 hours there combined.

Number 2... Like Jeff Goldblum said in Jurassic Park 1: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Farting, you try not to or at least remove yourself from the room or their vicinity, like you do with everyone.

Considering the fact that you should always keep the dating mentality, even years down the line, I think it's important to make an effort to not become Al Bundy

Al Bundy rocks?!!!!

Oh brother.
Sometimes it is sooooooh obvious why some people end up divorced.

Granted there are times where bodily functions are part of real life but it does not mean you purposely treat your partner like you have little or no respect for their sensibilities by being vulgar when you don't have to.

People who just "let it rip" are just selfish. Or juvenile/senile. Or cognitively lacking in body awareness.

Or your upbringing was terrible.

ha, ha... that is part of reality..real life..
I just say, "oh, I thought the ducks were sleeping".. and we both get a laugh.. breaks the ice anyways.. its a fact of life people.. people fart.