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Topic: My Uncle Leon is a pervert!
Uncle_Rabbit Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 6	Mon 11/26/07 05:31 PM
He was my donut buddy when I was a kid. He gave me rides in his snub-nose big rig when I was nine. I call him every month. But on Thanksgiving I found a box of filthy magazines in the back of his plymouth. Now, I'm no prude but this stuff was really strange. I'm talking about man on dog, old ladies on young ladies, cats and rabbits being watched by obese masturbating conjoined twins, anime girls being eaten by their fathers and a lot of other things I don't know how to describe. But what really frightens me is that he travels with this stuff! I love my Uncle Leon and he's not dangerous. But Jesus, how can I get over this? I'm just going to pretend it didn't happen. Maybe hypnosis could get these images out of my head. But my hands are still itchy! I guess I'll just get some bleach and steel wool and take the skin off my fingers.

Hawaiigurl Joined Tue 02/27/07 Posts: 3265	Mon 11/26/07 05:36 PM
Interesting...hope i never meet ur uncle...lol...anyway thats his personal business as long as he is not hurting anyone..

Allesandro Joined Sat 11/17/07 Posts: 10	Mon 11/26/07 05:41 PM
your uncle is a g!

Uncle_Rabbit Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 6	Mon 11/26/07 05:42 PM
Yes he is, Allesandro. Yes he is.

BayAreaGal Joined Sat 07/28/07 Posts: 6070	Mon 11/26/07 05:52 PM
Why are you posting this in the SF section?

Uncle_Rabbit Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 6	Mon 11/26/07 05:55 PM
Um. I don't know. Where should I post it, perverteduncles.com?

heatherrae Joined Tue 11/07/06 Posts: 4871	Mon 11/26/07 08:45 PM
as long as he isnt holding anything illegal like child pornography (which should be reported to police if he did) just remember that everyone has their sexual vices we are all sexual creatures of some nature, just try to put it out of your mind, maybe a couple months of distance from him will clear your head out. some people just have very different fetishes.

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Tue 11/27/07 02:44 AM
if it was me,i would pour acid in my eyes to get those type of images out

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 11/27/07 11:04 AM
Next time, get the midget porn???

shady7414 Joined Thu 11/01/07 Posts: 543	Tue 11/27/07 11:07 AM
damn nothing with sheep??? whats wrong with him

lizardking19 Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 1278	Tue 11/27/07 03:22 PM
so long as hes not forcing his sexual fantasies on other people or (knock on wood) sheep then i see nothing wrong with him having those magazines even if they aren't what most people r into nope nothing wrong here

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Tue 11/27/07 03:24 PM
damn nothing with sheep??? whats wrong with him some people just cant appreciate sheep like we do baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Tue 11/27/07 04:33 PM
I've got an uncle that likes sheep ,,, he has 5 years left to serve out of 7 ,,,,,

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Tue 11/27/07 07:30 PM
listen, this sounds like normal stuff u were seeing. welcome to the real world of perverted magazines and peeps. ya love your uncle you say? then, get him some help. hypnosis does not work. sheep don't work either. nor bleach, steel wool, and trying to scrub off your fingertips.

heatherrae Joined Tue 11/07/06 Posts: 4871	Wed 11/28/07 07:30 AM
get him a yr subscription to playboy, so he has something "normal" to look at. lol

adj4u Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 21254	Wed 11/28/07 05:08 PM
a pervert is the person in the picture the person looking may just be astonished

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Wed 11/28/07 08:23 PM
your uncle might be a sick puppy, but he needs your help.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Wed 11/28/07 08:29 PM
As long as your uncle hasn't done anything to you, children, or animals, just pretend it never happened. Don't bring it up with him.

brandynicole Joined Fri 06/29/07 Posts: 5564	Wed 11/28/07 10:22 PM
He was my donut buddy when I was a kid. He gave me rides in his snub-nose big rig when I was nine. I call him every month. But on Thanksgiving I found a box of filthy magazines in the back of his plymouth. Now, I'm no prude but this stuff was really strange. I'm talking about man on dog, old ladies on young ladies, cats and rabbits being watched by obese masturbating conjoined twins, anime girls being eaten by their fathers and a lot of other things I don't know how to describe. But what really frightens me is that he travels with this stuff! I love my Uncle Leon and he's not dangerous. But Jesus, how can I get over this? I'm just going to pretend it didn't happen. Maybe hypnosis could get these images out of my head. But my hands are still itchy! I guess I'll just get some bleach and steel wool and take the skin off my fingers. I'm just trying to figure out what a donut buddy is . It's totally boggling my mind . It sounds dirtier than the magazines .

tombraider Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 5042	Wed 11/28/07 10:31 PM
yes i dont think i would say pervert and donut buddy in the same post....