Subject: Shoes

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> A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades

> while on vacation.

> She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst

> way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors

> were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one

> of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll

> just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for

> free!"

>

>

> The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you

> go on and give it a try?"

>

>

> The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in

> the day,

> as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing

waist

> deep in

> the murky water, shotgun in hand.

>

> As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming

rapidly

> toward her.

> With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and

hauls it

> up onto

> the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.

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>

>

> The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The

blonde

> struggles

> mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes

> heavenward, she

> screams in frustration:

>

"CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

WOW!!!!!!!!

lol

lmao!!