I found this hanging on the wall of a house I'm working in and didn't think it appropriate to change!

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man that is not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy is thick and long,
one who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call,
He won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
and when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed,
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs for more,
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask how big is my behind,

One who will make love till my bodies twitching,
In the hall, bathroom, the garden and kitchen,
I pray that this man will love me no end,
and never attempts to shag my best friend,
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the shithead you sent me instead!

Well I was thought it was really good, til I got to the last line.

Good one Mikey

wazza matter p you didn't like the fantasy turning into reality???

You sure you didn't alter That?

Oh good grannies...

It wasn't "sent" to her...ummm...
she "chose" him...not as funny, though.

A woman's nightly prayer..
Came running into topic room as fast as I could..yup
. It is about me!!..lol.. well all except for the thinks before he speaks part..
Sooo..not my Style..lol..wink

thanks for sharing

really way too funny afib

Great