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Topic: Milk is free
pumpilicious 💕's photo
Sun 06/17/18 05:24 AM
Men used to say ‘Why marry the cow when the milk is free’?
Ladies, these days I think the real questions is: ‘Why take home the whole pig when you want is a bit of sausage’?



Disclaimer: directed at no men here, just a joke sweeties love

fastway1's photo
Sun 06/17/18 07:37 AM
🤣

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Sun 06/17/18 07:38 AM
oink, oink. smokin

pumpilicious 💕's photo
Sun 06/17/18 09:33 AM
Edited by pumpilicious 💕 on Sun 06/17/18 09:35 AM

🤣

@fastman
Can't read this, it didn't post. But thank you for coming out to post your 9th post in my thread tongue2


pumpilicious 💕's photo
Sun 06/17/18 09:34 AM

oink, oink. smokin


Moo, moo.smokin

fastway1's photo
Sun 06/17/18 10:35 AM
:kissing_heart::kissing_heart::kissing_heart::kissing_heart:

pumpilicious 💕's photo
Sun 06/17/18 01:45 PM
Aaaand I got #10
laugh


Nice smile Mr fast:kissing_heart:

fastway1's photo
Sun 06/17/18 08:54 PM
Right back at you slick :kissing_heart::kissing_heart::kissing_heart:

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Sun 06/17/18 09:24 PM

Men used to say ‘Why marry the cow when the milk is free’?
Ladies, these days I think the real questions is: ‘Why take home the whole pig when you want is a bit of sausage’?



Disclaimer: directed at no men here, just a joke sweeties love

Lets just milk the pigs for some bacon? Cute picture pumpi love

fastway1's photo
Sun 06/17/18 09:40 PM
:stuck_out_tongue:

Yödä's photo
Sun 06/17/18 09:46 PM
:thinking: we need to be more diplomatic :hugging: milk in exchange for sausage :joy:

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Sun 06/17/18 10:17 PM
I don't want sausage or pulled pork laugh laugh

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Sun 06/17/18 10:22 PM
Pumpi .. your jokes are so old !!!!!!!!!'waving

shovelheaddave's photo
Mon 06/18/18 03:25 PM

Men used to say ‘Why marry the cow when the milk is free’?
Ladies, these days I think the real questions is: ‘Why take home the whole pig when you want is a bit of sausage’?



Disclaimer: directed at no men here, just a joke sweeties love


isnt there an old proverb that goes something like...

"take a piece of sausage home,and you will eat for one meal...

take a whole pig home,and you can eat for a lifetime!!"
:-p

shades

fastway1's photo
Tue 06/19/18 02:58 PM
Post 11? :wink:

pumpilicious 💕's photo
Tue 06/19/18 08:09 PM


Men used to say ‘Why marry the cow when the milk is free’?
Ladies, these days I think the real questions is: ‘Why take home the whole pig when you want is a bit of sausage’?



Disclaimer: directed at no men here, just a joke sweeties love

Lets just milk the pigs for some bacon? Cute picture pumpi love


Thank you so much, love but it's not allowed apparently


@shovel wise words tongue2

pumpilicious 💕's photo
Tue 06/19/18 08:14 PM

Pumpi .. your jokes are so old !!!!!!!!!'waving
waving

Sure you're right, I was struggling with keeping pg
scared
@yoda diplomatic tongue2


pumpilicious 💕's photo
Tue 06/19/18 08:16 PM

Post 11? :wink:


14 now.... you're cheating on me:joy:

fastway1's photo
Wed 06/20/18 06:03 AM
Ha :wink:

Sagar's photo
Tue 06/26/18 11:42 PM

Men used to say ‘Why marry the cow when the milk is free’?
Ladies, these days I think the real questions is: ‘Why take home the whole pig when you want is a bit of sausage’?



Disclaimer: directed at no men here, just a joke sweeties love

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