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Topic: Best excuse you use for calling out of work
musclehd's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:16 AM
ok this is messed up, but i dont feel like going in today.. what is the best excused you've told your boss to get the day off work..

who's ever is the best i will use.. mmm we have 2 hours to get this rolling.. so start posting.

eskimo_nell's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:17 AM
how about you fell down the stairs laugh laugh laugh laugh

catchme_ifucan's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:18 AM
glasses that you have anal glacoma (sp)












you can't see your azz going to work today! devil

thumper95's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:18 AM
i caught something and the doctor wants to see me to get rid of it

musclehd's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:18 AM

how about you fell down the stairs laugh laugh laugh laugh



hhaha lol i have to be able to prove that when i go in tomorrow silly!

musclehd's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:19 AM

glasses that you have anal glacoma (sp)












you can't see your azz going to work today! devil




too funnybigsmile

someguy1313's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:19 AM
Daughter was struck by lightning... my co worker used this

SWEETENSEXYB's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:19 AM
I never call in to work. But, if I did, I would just say I have a fever, and make your voice sound kinda hoarse. Say you have a fever of 102. Not real high, but good enough, might be contagious. LOL laugh laugh

eskimo_nell's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:19 AM


how about you fell down the stairs laugh laugh laugh laugh



hhaha lol i have to be able to prove that when i go in tomorrow silly!

walk in limping with a bandage on laugh laugh laugh laugh

LadyLisa40's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:20 AM
My best excuse was when the house right next to mine burned to the ground. I told my boss that I couldnt come in because I was up all night due to the fire. It was the truth.

The other was my child was up all night sick. My exact words were she was throwing up all night so I didnt get any sleep.

Having kids makes it easy to get out of work. LOL!!

musclehd's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:21 AM



how about you fell down the stairs laugh laugh laugh laugh



hhaha lol i have to be able to prove that when i go in tomorrow silly!

walk in limping with a bandage on laugh laugh laugh laugh



lol i'm not a good actor.. i'd prbly walk normal and someone would catch me.. thats just my luck

FallinAngel82's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:21 AM
you got married last night and are using today as ur honey moon.. and will continue with the honey moon as soon as you have more time off from work

no photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:21 AM
Don't use "had a tooth pulled". I worked with a guy that used that all the time, in just one year he had 86 teeth pulled, and guess what, he still had a mouthful.laugh laugh laugh
A case of the raging runs can't be confirmed and nobody wants you at work with that.sick

Enya's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:22 AM
A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY DIED AND MY MOM NEEDS ME THERE
TO COMFERT HER.

musclehd's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:22 AM
haha.. one of my guys called me monday morning and told me a tree fell on his house so he had the off.. that was a real good one..

eskimo_nell's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:23 AM
easy simple how about the craps laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

musclehd's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:24 AM

you got married last night and are using today as ur honey moon.. and will continue with the honey moon as soon as you have more time off from work


i'm just gonna relocate to be with you dana.. ive made up my mind.

DebbieJT's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:24 AM
how about your cumin to england to see me lol:smile:

Enya's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:25 AM

Don't use "had a tooth pulled". I worked with a guy that used that all the time, in just one year he had 86 teeth pulled, and guess what, he still had a mouthful.laugh laugh laugh
A case of the raging runs can't be confirmed and nobody wants you at work with that.sick

THE RUNS laugh laugh laugh

wildsideof35's photo
Wed 12/05/07 05:26 AM
You look like a guy that works out a lot, just tell them you pulled a muscle in your back and need the day off to rest it!!!:wink:

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